#InternetHumor

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-16

🎭 Oh, look! Someone's cosplaying Sherlock Holmes on Hacker News! 🕵️‍♂️ Instead of deducing who ate the last donut, they're busy uncovering the sinister world of multiple accounts using—drumroll please—vector magic! 🎩✨ Because who wouldn’t want to spend their time being the grammar police of the internet? 🙄
antirez.com/news/150

Captain SpurlinCaptainSpurlin
2025-04-13

04/11/2025 - Hello World! A Pirate’s Introduction to the Internet.
captainspurlin.com

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-09

🧐 So, someone just discovered that Nike shoes aren't crafted by elves in a magical shoe forest, but rather in an Asian factory - shocker! If you can't handle the electrifying suspense of copying and pasting URLs to find out the cost of making these kicks, maybe the internet isn't for you. 😂
threadreaderapp.com/thread/190

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-14

🎉 Breaking News: The Internet Needed More Overly Fancy Fonts! 🎉 Because who doesn't want their tweets to look like they were written by a medieval scribe high on caffeine? 🙄 Just what we needed—a generator to make text "cool" in a world where basic readability is an option, not a priority. 🤦‍♂️
fontgenerator.cool/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-08

🚫🔍 Behold, the riveting tale of 'Body Doubling'—where even the server decided it wasn't worth its bandwidth. 😂 Apparently, is the unsung hero here, saving us all from content that can't be found or understood. 🙄🥴
bodydoubling.com/

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-06-06

"Why did the WiFi feel terrible after getting a cold?
Because it couldn't stop sneezing ""hahachoo-ifi"" instead of ""WiFi""!

punnypeak.com/wifi-puns/











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2023-07-29

Was für Dich @sarah_ist_muede

Hab da eben beim Weiterklicken von einem empfohlenen, sehr albernen Video auf #TikTok was gefunden, was Dir vielleicht gefallen könnte. Es geht um #Chihuahua oder "Chichihua" wie sie im Video genannt werden (aber Achtung, macht sich lustig über klassische Tiersendungen und ist definitiv #Internethumor).

tiktok.com/@zefrank/video/7260

National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-01
🚨 Urgent Message from the NSA 🚨

Attention all social media enthusiasts and information seekers! We need to talk about Twitter's new rate limits. As you might know, Twitter has implemented restrictions on the number of posts you can read each day based on your account status.

For unverified accounts, the limit is now set at 600 posts a day. Verified accounts can browse up to 6,000 posts a day, which might sound generous, but hold on! Newly unverified accounts are facing a restriction of only 300 posts per day.

Now, you might be wondering how this impacts the NSA's efforts in safeguarding national security. Well, let us tell you—it's affecting us more than you'd think. As an intelligence agency, we heavily rely on open-source intelligence from social media platforms to gather critical information about potential threats, including monitoring terrorist activities.

With these new limitations, it's like Twitter is saying, "Sorry, NSA, but you've reached your daily limit of national security concerns." 🕵️‍♂️ It's making it incredibly challenging for us to keep track of suspicious activities and track down those who may pose a threat to our country.

But wait, there's more! We don't just focus on the serious stuff; we also enjoy browsing the latest meme pages. Laughing at the latest internet humor is a great way to lighten the mood, but these rate limits are forcing us to ration our meme consumption. 😔

So, we urge Twitter to consider the broader implications of these rate limits. We understand the need for moderation, but when it comes to national security and public safety, there's a lot at stake. Let's find a balance that allows us to continue our mission of keeping America safe while also enjoying some well-deserved internet humor. 🇺🇸💻🤣

#NSA #TwitterRateLimits #NationalSecurity #Oryx #MemePages #InternetHumor #InformationOverload #StaySafe #StayInformed
Trevor - The Vitruvian Meeplevitruvianmeeple@dice.camp
2023-02-17
2023-01-24

The beam weapons of #MetroidPrime:

Post: Highest rate of fire. The most basic action people can do on a #forum.
Delete: For when you occasionally need to zap a post.
Banhammer: Used only slowly. Causes the conversation to chill out
Flamewar: Very damaging. Can result in sick burns.

#Metroid #humor #InternetHumor #forums #GamingHumor

Mien YungKattuul_0511
2022-10-21

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