Ah, #Cloudflare, the self-proclaimed internet savior, decided to take a 25-minute #nap on December 5, 2025, leaving 28% of their HTTP traffic in a state of existential dread. 😴🔌 But fear not, dear reader, their blog was quick to remind us that their corporate jargon is as resilient as ever. 🚀📃
https://blog.cloudflare.com/5-december-2025-outage/ #InternetTraffic #CorporateJargon #Resilience #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated



