#JohnPinette

2023-08-30

@riggs7sct

😂🤣😂

Love that one! And I feel exactly the same way about my own weight. As comic #JohnPinette once said about working out and exercising,

"My trainer said I was burning fat. I told him I hope it's a slow burn. Because if this baby goes up all at once, there's gonna be a mushroom cloud."

#Jokestodon #HootinTootinTuesday #Humor

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I'VE DECIDED I'LL NEVER GET DOWN TO MY ORIGINAL WEIGHT AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

AFTER ALL, 6 LBS. 3 OZ. IS JUST NOT REALISTIC.
2023-08-22
2023-08-22

@cynthiarose

That reminds me of this #StandUp bit. You will probably enjoy it more than most. (I'm also a chubby gal. #JohnPinette is hilarious, & has lots of great family friendly #comedy.)

#StandUpComedy #StandUpComic #Funny #Dieting #Gluten #DoctorVisits #WeightLoss

youtu.be/Zky2ShG3XPk

QuirkyFilmsQuirkyFilms@c.im
2023-04-07

#NowWatching #FilmMastodon 📽️ 🎬
#ThePunisher (2004)
An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion.

#ThomasJane #JohnTravolta #SamanthaMathis #RoyScheider #WillPatton #BenFoster #JohnPinette #LauraHarring

2022-11-08

"There are rides at the water park, horrible nay-nay rides." #JohnPinette #comedy

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