#Lap

2025-04-30
I hear you, don't you worry!






#cat #blonde #ear #wideangle #lap
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-26

#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

The #SpringDiscount also #Pays for the #Windows11Pro #Upgrade and the #CommensurateDockingStation; because, #TheOmen just doesn't have #AllThePorts that #TheOldWorkHorse does #Natively...

But, that's #OK; because, the #SpringDiscount #CoversTheCost and the 14"-#FormFactor #Laptop #Fits on a #Lap, while #Wearing #ShortShorts... And, there is #ZeroRisk of your #LegsCatchingFire....

#See... There was a #Plan... #AllAlong...

#ITHelps being a #Professional, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#HappyHappy #InternationalSculptureDay...!

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse: :Fire_Genderfluid:🦹🦄🦹 :Fire_Genderfluid: :fediverse:

#KnifeEdge by #HenryMoore positioned in #GreenwichPark alongside #TheGreenwichRoyalObservatory, which was #Designated (by #RoyalAppointment) after #IT was #Discovered that #HerstmonceuxObservatory was #Built on a #FogBank... 

#TrueFacts... #LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-25

#Meanwhile...

Among our #InitialObservations:

1: #TheOmen fits on a #Lap, which is #VeryGoodDesign for a #Laptop... #IT fulfils #ITs #DesignBrief #QuiteSatisfactorily

2: #TheScreen is #AbsolutelyEyePoppinglyGorgeous...

And, 3: We #Still have #ZeroNeed of the #GitHubCoPilot; we've #AlreadyGot #MichaelFassbender as #MyPersonalCoPilot... He was #DemocraticallyElected and #Everything...

#HappyPenguinDay...!

#WheelsUp...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🛫☕️🥃🦄🥃☕🛬

A #LaptopComputer fits on a #Lap... #ForScience...!https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...
2025-01-12

Good morning and welcome to DailyChatPix!

Today’s word is #Lap

Post a personal photo and explain how it represents the word #Lap to you

Tag it #DailyChatPix and #Lap

Tomorrow's word will be #Steps

Creative interpretations are encouraged!

A tall digital scoring pylon displaying race positions and driver numbers, branded with "AUTO CLUB" and "LAP." The background is a blue sky.
2025-01-12

One #lap around my favorite local park is only half a mile, but there are a few different routes you can take for a longer walk and none of them are boring.

#DailyChatPix #Lap

Scenic view of a lush green park with a winding gravel path leading to a wooden bench surrounded by trees and a tranquil pond, showcasing a peaceful and natural landscape.
2025-01-11

Good morning and welcome to DailyChatPix!

Today’s word is #Danger

Post a personal photo and explain how it represents the word #Danger to you

Tag it #DailyChatPix and #Danger

Tomorrow's word will be #Lap

Creative interpretations are encouraged!

The image features two warning signs. The top sign indicates a "Danger" zone for a "Holding Pond for Waste Water," while the bottom sign states "No Shooting." In the background, there is a body of water and tall grass.

One's lap is never empty in a house with cats #caturday #cats #cat #lap #sharing #catsofmastodon

One's lap is never empty in a house with cats
2024-12-19
Pilou 🐧⚔️CaraGk@framapiaf.org
2024-11-21
WIST Quotations has moved!WISTquote@zirk.us
2024-11-12

A quotation from Bierce, Ambrose:

«
LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system — an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males. The male of our species has a rudimentary lap, imperfectly developed and in no way contributing to the animal’s su…
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
wist.info/bierce-ambrose/72944

#quote #quotes #quotation #anatomy #lap #men #women #anatomy

2017-11-10
2024-08-22

Nächster TOP im #StUA Ö 4.3 „#Lärmaktionsplan der vierten Runde für die Stadt #Osnabrück
Die Stadt will vorerst noch keine „ruhigen Gebiete“ auf Grund möglicher Zielkonflikte mit Windkraft ausweisen, erst in Stufe 5.
Wir wollen endlich die Maßnahmen aus dem #LAP umsetzen: Nach Abschluss Verkehrsversuch #Tempo30 auf der #IburgerStraße und der #StVONovelle sollen alle Möglichkeiten für #Tempo30 zur Lärmreduktion ausgeschöpft werden!
ris.osnabrueck.de/bi/vo020.asp

Eric supports DEI!EricIndiana
2024-07-03
a black cat snuggles up next to a man's seated thigh to sleepa wider view of a smiling black cat sleeping on his side, legs against a naked man's upper thigh, part of a laptop covering up part of the human's leg
Playing Gamespg@jforo.com
2024-06-26
パルワールドアプデくるのでリハ#初見歓迎#lap#エンジョイ
Bastien 🏴bastien@piaille.fr
2024-05-16

Bon, j'aime pas trop change.org, mais j'aime bien le lycée autogéré de Paris (le LAP). Alors j'ai signé là pour apporter un petit cailloux à leur lutte.

chng.it/NvM9cpNT5M

Vous pouvez peut être considérer d'en faire de même 😊

#LAP #petition

earthlingappassionato
2024-04-12

Israeli Damage to Archives, Libraries, and Museums in Gaza, October 2023–January 2024

The destruction of cultural heritage in Gaza impoverishes the collective identity of the Palestinian people, irrevocably denies them their history, and violates their sovereignty.
Moreover, archivists and librarians have been repeatedly displaced, injured, or killed.

librarianswithpalestine.org/ga

@palestine




Manic Pixie Nightmare Girlmanicpixienightmaregirl@kinky.business
2024-03-25

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