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2025-06-27

🚀 Oh, the UK government, masters of strategic planning and foresight! They bought F-35As that can’t refuel mid-air with their own tankers. It’s like buying a Ferrari and realizing it runs on unicorn tears 🦄. Genius!
theregister.com/2025/06/26/uk_

2025-03-18

Exploring if free-space optics can dodge jamming like a pro ninja while keeping drones in check. Will it keep humans in the loop or just put Skynet on speed dial? 🤔☁️💡
eliza-ng.me/post/twosthatencap
#TechTalk #MilitaryHumor

2025-01-03

**Title: "Hyper-Surreal Innovations in Military Tech: A Motorcycle with a Bathtub" **

**Introduction:** Unconventional solutions in combat zones often shock with their strangeness and unpredictability. Today, we take a look at a motorcycle that instead of a typical sidecar, has a bathtub. This isn't just a new idea — it's a hyper-surreal piece of tech raising countless questions.

**Main Text:** "Oh, wow! Is that a motorcycle from Gazmyas? What, you didn’t get it?
How do I unsee this? 😎

We’ve discussed various non-specialized equipment used by ROV in combat zones before. But a motorcycle with a sidecar, or rather without the sidecar and with a bathtub instead – this isn’t just new, it’s something hyper-surreal.
Why? To fit more bodies? Or maybe the creator thought a passenger in a bathtub would be safer? Or did the occupier simply steal a bathtub somewhere?
Your guesses, of course, are all wrong. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments!
Channel of military-political observer of the "Information Resistance" group, Alexander Kovalenko. (t.me/zloyodessit)"

**Hashtags:** #MilitaryTech #SurrealInnovation #CombatZone #Occupation #MotorcycleWithBathtub #WarMachines #ROV #TechInnovation #MilitaryHumor #InformationResistance #RussianWarMachine #MilitaryOddities #UnusualTech #WarMachinesOfRussia #SidecarReplacements #CombatInnovation #MilitaryInventions #TechGoneWrong #BathtubInWar #SurrealMilitaryTech #MilitaryEngineering #WarTechFails #StrangeWarMachines #InnovativeWarMachines

**Trusted Proofs:**
Source: Channel of Alexander Kovalenko, military-political observer of "Information Resistance" group Information Resistance.

bastyon.com/index?v=8ae48ee62d

2024-09-05

1985 April Fool's Day Military Joke

"The picture shows a man in a military uniform with his hands on hips, seemingly in command.
The face of the person has been edited to include the head of another man who is holding a cigar in his mouth and blowing smoke.
This creates a humorous juxtaposition between the seriousness of the military attire and the casual act of smoking."
Tags: April Fool's Day, military humor, joke, satire, smoking

nocontext.loener.nl/fullpage/0

#photography #illustration #madman #nocontext #sfw #AprilFool'sDay #militaryhumor #joke #satire #smoking

1985 April Fool's Day Military Joke

"The picture shows a man in a military uniform with his hands on hips, seemingly in command.
The face of the person has been edited to include the head of another man who is holding a cigar in his mouth and blowing smoke.
This creates a humorous juxtaposition between the seriousness of the military attire and the casual act of smoking."
Tags: April Fool's Day, military humor, joke, satire, smoking
2024-02-12

February 25th, 2004 on ErosBlog:

The blog commenters were split on the question of whether this viral-circulating photo was from a military camp in one of the USA's two then-ongoing invasion/occupations, or from the Burning Man festival. It's a cute cartoon rebus forbidding chicken choking, meat beating, or monkey spanking:

erosblog.com/2004/02/25/mastur

#Masturbation #MonkeySpanking #ChickenChoking #MeatBeating #Signs #Cartoon #MilitaryHumor #BurningMan #ViralHumor

In front of tents in a sandy environment, a series of plywood signs use rebus-style cartoon art to forbid chicken-choking, meat-beating, and monkey-spanking.

@RouxJ Once upon a time fairly early in WWII, the Luftwaffe had put so much (inept) effort into camouflaging a particular airfield that the #RAF eventually dropped a wooden bomb onto it. #MilitaryHumor #HumorInUniform

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