#Adulting

2025-10-07

I’ve been out of sorts since the weekend. Super lethargic and exhausted. Even after forcing myself to finish a morning workout, I’m ready to sleep. All my meds are in order and I’m staying hydrated.

Maybe weather related. Maybe existential dread… who knows really *guestures widely*

#ageing #adulting #mentalhealth #menshealth

2025-10-06

sometimes you just want to eat dinner at 4:45 PM.

Being in charge of your own meals means you can 🙂

#food #dinner #adulting #life

2025-10-06

Just waiting for the appropriate time to start my lawnmower. Unlike some of my neighbors, I don’t let ‘er rip at 7am. Just sayin.

#adulting #homeowner #toronto

🇪🇷GötterdämmerungGotterdammerung@glitch.social
2025-10-06

#Adulting is learning to stitch meaning onto a corpse & call it a career.

We trade wonder for warranties, then wonder why we're numb.

Every morning is a small suicide reversed by coffee.

Responsibilities are the chains we polish until they pass for virtues.

We master coping the way others master instruments. Beautiful, pointless, relentless.

Happiness becomes a rumor you're too tired to verify.

In youth you fear the void. As an adult you schedule it between emails.

XenoPhage :verified:XenoPhage@infosec.exchange
2025-10-06

GAH! I hate reading a really good book AND being a responsible adult who knows they can't stay up til 2am to finish reading the aforementioned good book.. *sigh*

#bookstodon #responsibility #adulting

2025-10-05

Once you hit adulthood 75 percent of family interaction is delegating and negotiating taking in siblings and parents crap they don’t want but refuse to throw out
#family #adulting

2025-10-03

Another question for the parents:

When were you finally able to use the bathroom in peace without your kids knocking at your door asking for something or just having a conversation through the door?

#adulting #parenting #dadlife #ageing

2025-10-03

I've decided to sell off all my action figures.

Instead, I will be collecting Job Application Rejection letters.

I've amassed quite a few over the past couple of months. Might need to build an addition to the house or find new storage solutions soon. 🙃

#design #graphicdesign #hireme #employment #toronto #FediHire #adulting

CreatorDoncreatordon
2025-10-03

0700am 03oct25 wake up and draw! 1st draft character design for JILLIAN + INSATIABLE fun times! Work in Progress!

#18

0700am 03oct25 wake up and draw! 1st draft character design for JILLIAN + INSATIABLE fun times!  Work in Progress!

#art #comics #story #storytime #character #characterdesign #insatiable #etcomics #et #space #trans #transition #alien #18 #teen #college #life #adulting #identity #crisis #powers #heroes
2025-10-03

Taylor Swift releases her new album on my kid’s birthday.

My kid’s got that kinda pull 😬

Our 3rd birthday in 10 days. I’m so poor and tired.

#dadlife #adulting #parenting

2025-10-02

I hope one day (maybe today?) we look at this trend in men’s fashion the same way we look at wearing socks with sandals.

#mensfashion #fashion #mentalhealth #adulting #ageing

Google images of blazers with hoodies for men
2025-10-02

Made a “quick” Costco run for lunch. Only had 2 things to buy but left spending $100.

The free samples got me good. I left with 3 packages of some crispy flakey ‘Chinese burgers’. Oh and a giant bag of ‘Late Night’ Doritos.

I’m too weak to be shopping at Costco alone 😂

#adulting #ageing #costco #toronto

2025-10-01
Grey couch with decorative halloween pillows in the form of a jack o lantern, ghost and black cat
2025-10-01

At what age did your kids stop throwing a tantrum every time they had to take a bath?

#parenting #dadlife #ageing #adulting

2025-10-01

The fun thing about getting older is all the sports injuries you get while sleeping.

(I fell asleep early Tuesday evening in the recliner, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday morning. My apologies for the delay.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sleep #Sleepctober #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekVII #CaptKirk #MontyPython #TheHolyGrail #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #WilliamShatner #Adulting #GrowingOld

Two-panel meme. 

The meme text for the top panel reads, "Me falling out of a tree as a kid." 

The top panel image is a scene from the Monty Python movie, "The Holy Grail." King Arthur has been fighting The Black Knight, who had one of his arms chopped off in the swordfight. The Black Knight is claiming he is still able to fight, saying "Tis but a scratch."

The bottom panel meme text reads, "Me after sleeping in a weird position as an adult." 

The top panel image is a scene from the movie "Star Trek Generations" (the seventh in the franchise), where Captain Kirk (William Shatner) is dying after falling from the metal suspension bridge. Blood is dripping from his mouth as he says, "Oh, my..."
Ortie - Pipit FarlouzeOrtie@corneill.es
2025-10-01

hey c le moment de commencer à penser au rdv ramoneur / entretien de chaudière si vous voulez pas avoir un mois d'attente parce que tout le monde se réveille en même temps !

#adulting

2025-09-30

Mowing the lawn is easy if you pretend it's a baby walker :3

#adulting #adultingishard

2025-09-29

Shout out to that one time I gave zero fucks and just sat in front of my work computer and kept trying to beat the final boss in a link to the past during a work day …

#gaming #switch #adulting

2025-09-28

Onion bags are so stupid

Every time I dig for onions for a recipe, inevitably my floor gets covered with flakes of onion skin

It’s like an awful prank by the produce industry

That and paying full price for asparagus only to use the top half and discarding the rest.

#adulting #cooking #Dinner #produce

2025-09-28

Here's a write up of some of the food strategies as someone with chronic illness:

marzcorbeau.neocities.org/myfo

No pretty pictures with this but I hope it helps someone out there.

#chronicillness #chronicillnesstips #food #cooking #homemaking #adulting

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