[A mythical 1950s home. A man is seated at the kitchen table, a dejected look on his face. A woman in a floral dress comes in.]
Alice: What's the matter, Bob? You look troubled.
Bob: It's the pizza I ate last night. It gave me reflux.
Alice: I see. [Her face lights up.] Oh, I have the solution!
Bob: You do?
Alice: Yes, we should eat the rich.
[The announcer pops up from under the table. Alice and Bob look pleasantly surprised.]
Announcer: That's right, Alice. Nine out of five doctors approve of eating the rich. You know why?
Alice and Bob: Why?
Announcer: Because the rich are rich, but not so rich as to give you reflux.
[Alice and Bob look at each other in amazement.]
Bob: Get me some rich folks!
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