@mementomaori I wish it was for me… #RetailLife

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Candy #Halloween #HalloweenCandy #Retail #StoreShelves #RetailLife #September #Temptation

It's the little things that make work acceptable to experience some days.

Like clocking in on the toilet, and clocking out from my car.

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Her eyes radiated a clear and simple message, "Say it again, I dare you."

"L-Look, all I was trying to say was-"

Cracks of lighting emanating from her clenched fists cut him off.

"Please, just listen to me!"

She took another step closer.

"Dammit all! All I said was this coupon is only good on participating planets! Tax laws prevent us from being able to accept these at this location!"

#writingprompt #shortstory #microfiction #retaillife

How did I miss this?!?! People are disgusting!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

https://nypost.com/2018/05/17/lady-poops-on-restaurant-floor-flings-it-at-cashier/

#retaillife #retailhell

@explorergrace today is the Friday of my week! Yay! #retaillife

Is it a full moon today? mercy #retaillife #weirdos

part of the perks of working at a liquor store, trying the samples when the sales people come around #perks #retaillife #midafternoonhappyhour

Customers who say "I actually pay your wages" 🙄. You gave the company your money which became their money and they paid me with it. They make lots of money from people that don't make up stupid shit like that.

Rant.....to be continued 😅 #retaillife

#BookMail #MarkManson #SelfImprovement #Journaling #ForiegnEdition #Bookstodon

The Bishop #Book came bundled with the Manson #Books.

Imma take these to work, to share with co-workers #RetailLife

Why can “normal” people be so fk*ng exhausting. #work #retail #RetailLife

Finally home though. 💜

Very annoyed to realise that xmas eve is not a public holiday in vic, anything less than double pay is not worth it. #RetailLife #RetailHell

Long ass day. Retail sucks ass. I gotta get out. Gotta escape the trap.

#RetailLife

Would anyone like to take my retail shift tonight? Staff is great, and there won't be many customers so you'll get to fold clothes all night. #retaillife

Been a long couple days at work, lots of people buying stuff. I sell stuff in a store. It isn't anything necessary, it usually isn't anything expensive, but it's stuff that people relax with. Trinkets and entertainment that allow them to relax. Sometimes I feel a bit guilty because there are places where there isn't such a possibility. Then I go donate to help Ukraine. Eventually, Ukraine will rebuild their country and someone else will need help.
#RetailLife #ukraine #helpingeachother

I mean of course I watched it on my phone with an airpod in #retaillife

It was the #Walmart overnight manager. At [A Major Retailer], they whipped those guys like sled dogs. I watched one take the company credit card and buy the whole shift pizza so they'd fire him. Another guy was giddy when he flopped the keys on the desk - he didn't even have a fallback.

When I wrote my manuscript it just seemed so urgent to get stuff like that out; get published. Multiple editors and beta readers later, I've lost impetus. There's a lot of pathos in #RetailLife.

Stay safe.