Your Baldness Treatment Might Kill Your Cat. Minoxidil is toxic to animals, particularly cats, since they lack the liver enzymes to properly metabolize it. #minoxidil #rogaine #cats #dogs #poisoning
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Super day this weekend running an #orienteering race with my kid ( #rogaine to be more precise). Beautiful views of Miravet and some cool plants but I couldn't stop to take many pictures!

🌐 https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=16/41.03842/0.59772

Did I have fun #orienteering this weekend? Yes.
Am I now covered in poison oak? Also yes.
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#TrailRunning #hiking #rogaine

Rogaine Rogan

Joe Rogan is a famous podcaster. You may not be aware of the fact that people are attracted to their own names or very similar names. For instance Lawrences often become lawyers and Dennises often become dentists. So that’s why I call him Rogaine Rogan for his attraction to the pharmaceutical that is supposed to grow hair.

But wait you might say. Joe Rogan sports a bald head at most times. Surely he of all people would be anti Rogaine, if anything.

Maybe, but the call of Rogaine crept into his consciousness over time. He thought about adding it to his chest and legs to see how thick he could make those hairs in those parts of his body. Then he thought he might make it stylish to have a hairy back by using Rogaine there. He has just enough influence this just might become popular for awhile. But then he realized it would inevitably go out of style and he would be stuck shaving his back for the rest of his life. And he can’t reach there by himself.

So Joe decided to have a secret place where he let his hair grow – his esophagus. With this idea becoming firmly entrenched in his brain he began to chug bottles of Rogaine.

As the hair grew it slowly dawned on Joe that some of his food was getting trapped in the hair and not making it to his stomach. Of course he didn’t want to starve to death so he came up with the plan that he would have to shave it.

He tried using manual razors on a string. But this barely cut any hair because there was no leverage. It was time for him to think outside the box.

Acting quickly, with his stomach grumbling all the time, he enrolled in sword swallowing lessons. This poked the food down into his stomach and now he had hope.

But really his plan all along was to use a sword with a sharp blade. Once he inserted it, with his head up and his back straight, it could be slowly rotated to shave his interior esophagus. He would have to rotate that sword a full 360 degrees while inside him.

This was successful for Joe and now he easily does his sword swallowing shave once weekly.

So now Joe is happy and still is attracted to his name. So he watches anything that Seth Rogen has ever been associated with.

#Dennis #dentist #doA360ForFullShave #esophagus #foodTrapped #hairyBack_ #JoeRogan #JoeRoganIsBald #Lawrence #lawyer #manualRazorsOnString #podcasting #Rogaine #Rogan #Rogen #SethRogen #starveToDeath #swordSwallowing

I was feeling tired at the end of my (rogaine) run, and figured it was because I was at mile 15 or so. Then I finished and saw I had actually done 20.5 miles. No wonder I was dragging! 🏃‍♂️

#trailRun #running #rogaine #orienteering

Wait, I lied. One more post so I can append a bunch of maybe-relevant hashtags to this little thread on the off chance it's of interest to anyone else out there. Ahem:

#HairLoss #alopecia #balding #minoxidil #Rogaine #FemaleHairLoss #ThinningHair #PersonalExperience #LichenPlanopilaris
#FrontalFibrosingAlopecia

I don't know how good an idea this is; several of those hashtags, to the extent that they seem to be in use, appear to be most heavily associated with folks selling stuff. Hm.

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Have any trans ppl on T here used minoxidil to boost facial hair growth or slow thinning hair? Would you mind sharing your experiences?

#minoxidil #hairthinning #facialhair #hair #mustache #beard #hairgrowth #balding #testosterone #T #transmasc #transman #transguy #transboy #transdude #transitioning #transition #masculinization #masculinizing #hairloss #Rogaine #trans #transsexual #transgender #ftm #transmale #hrt #hormones #hormonereplacementtherapy #openquestion #question #transmen #transguys

I guess I ran a half marathon. Going to be sore tomorrow after all that vertical 😬
#NavX #orienteering #rogaine