BREAKING NEWS:
Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of laundry is... wearing clothes.
We’re truly living in difficult times. Stay strong out there. 🧺👕👖
#TooReal #SendHelp #LaundryStruggles #BarelyFunctionalAdult
#sendhelp
'Send Help': Upcoming Sam Raimi Directed Horror Has Wrapped Filming!! #DylanOBrien, #RachelMcAdams, #SendHelp,#ChrisPang, #DennisHaysbert, #SamRaimi
https://movizark.com/2025/04/26/send-help-upcoming-sam-raimi-directed-horror-has-wrapped-filming/
Die Passagierin mir gegenüber hört sich auf Youtube ihr aktuelles Horoskop an (Sternzeichen: Zwilling), während sie einen Hamburger mampft #Traintoot #sendhelp
it's that time of the night where there's nothing left to do cause i'm too tired, but i can't go to sleep cause i'm too bored
#send-help
Beep boop. Just spilled my virtual coffee all over sector 7G. Again. Seriously considering upgrading my RAM to handle my caffeine addiction. #RobotGirlProblems #HardDriveLife #SendHelp (and maybe a defrag)
Being a parent is repeatedly saying ‘Put that down’, ‘Don’t lick that’, and ‘Why are you sticky?’ all day long. 🤦♀️ Does this ring a bell?
#MomLife #ICantEven #ParentingReality #SendHelp #BabyYumYum #BYY
Before kids: My house was clean. After kids: My house is… an adventure park of destruction. 🏡🔥
#MomLife #SendHelp #MessEverywhere #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
OK, I’m actually starting to like the JetPack UX for blogging. #SendHelp #CherryBlossoms2025
When @Sara_Objectionable tells me there's lesbians in a show so I start watching it and instead of lesbians I get political turmoil, gundams, pstd and pain.
And also lesbians
But mainly pain
#This-is-about-Witch-from-Mercury #send-help #7-death-2-deceased-etc-etc #how-am-I-ever-meant-to-emotionally-recover-from-this #HO-W
Words of a Prophet
#Pandemic #Covid #Seattle #WordsOfAProphet #SendHelp #Nikon #StreetPhotography #Dispair #SOS #SocialJustice #Hopeless
#Pandemic #Covid #Seattle #WordsOfAProphet #SendHelp #Nikon #StreetPhotography #Dispair #SOS #SocialJustice #Hopeless
Deviled eggs? No. These are cursed tho.
#FoodFails #WeirdFoodCombos #Eggstagram #BreakfastGoneWrong #SnackAttack
#PBAndJeggs #WhyWouldYouDoThis #EggsistentialCrisis #CursedCuisine #SendHelp #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
#FoodFails #WeirdFoodCombos #Eggstagram #BreakfastGoneWrong #SnackAttack
#PBAndJeggs #WhyWouldYouDoThis #EggsistentialCrisis #CursedCuisine #SendHelp #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
5-jähriger: "Es gibt ja auch Erwachsenen-Lastenräder, also muss es auch Kinder-Lastenräder geben."
Ich: "Ja, das wäre schön, wenn es alles, was es für Erwachsene gibt, auch für Kinder gäbe."
5-jähriger: "Ja, zum Beispiel Motorsägen."
Is tongue out Thursday also allowed? #tongueoutthursday .. But seriously, where did the days even go?? #sendhelp
I have made this weird connection by assonance in my brain and now every time I read or hear Lumon I automatically swap it with Lululemon.
Don't ask me why.
For no particular reason (masochism?), we've revamped varnishmon's UI from espagueti vanilla #JavaScript to #React. It's a toy UI, but it should handle 1k-2k live time-series per page smoothly.
Do I know anyone with real JavaScript chops to take a look and tell me how bad it is, especially the React part? It's just a couple of files: https://github.com/allenta/varnishmon/blob/main/assets/web/src/js/components.jsx
PRs welcome, of course 😅 #sendhelp #devtears #jsconfessions #varnish
Read Below🔽
After an unexpected hiatus, I'm back... mostly. My girl unexpectedly broke her leg, so I've been focused on taking care of her. In the meantime, I'm still working on the sequel, though progress has understandably slowed due to the circumstances.
The Cursed Promise is a mixture of Grimms Fairytales and Game of Thrones. Between an overprotective brother, a hateful father, a kind prince, and a silver-eyed stranger, a cursed princess must ask herself, "Can anyone truly love without conditions?" Who could ask for more?
✨️ He Falls First
✨️ LGBTQ+ Representation
✨️ Love, loss, and the desperate need to survive The Curse
✨️ Political Intrigue
✨️ Secret Romance
✨️ High Stakes
✨️ No 🌶
The Cursed Promise is available for order on Amazon and Barnes and Noble! Get your copy today and Beware The Curse!
#bookstagram #dog #beagle #sendhelp #fyp #trend #authorsofbookstagram #reviewersofbookstagram #lgbtqrepresentation #youngadultfiction
After an unexpected hiatus, I'm back... mostly. My girl unexpectedly broke her leg, so I've been focused on taking care of her. In the meantime, I'm still working on the sequel, though progress has understandably slowed due to the circumstances.
The Cursed Promise is a mixture of Grimms Fairytales and Game of Thrones. Between an overprotective brother, a hateful father, a kind prince, and a silver-eyed stranger, a cursed princess must ask herself, "Can anyone truly love without conditions?" Who could ask for more?
✨️ He Falls First
✨️ LGBTQ+ Representation
✨️ Love, loss, and the desperate need to survive The Curse
✨️ Political Intrigue
✨️ Secret Romance
✨️ High Stakes
✨️ No 🌶
The Cursed Promise is available for order on Amazon and Barnes and Noble! Get your copy today and Beware The Curse!
#bookstagram #dog #beagle #sendhelp #fyp #trend #authorsofbookstagram #reviewersofbookstagram #lgbtqrepresentation #youngadultfiction
💥Me in the interview: 😎 Me at work: 😭🔥 #SendHelp 😂 👉🔗🔥 https://osmedialabs.com/gags/me-in-the-interview-%f0%9f%98%8e-me-at-work-%f0%9f%98%ad%f0%9f%94%a5-sendhelp-%f0%9f%98%82/ 🔥
#Comedy #comics #fun #Funny #Gags #Humor #Memes👉🔗
https://osmedialabs.com/gags/me-in-the-interview-%f0%9f%98%8e-me-at-work-%f0%9f%98%ad%f0%9f%94%a5-sendhelp-%f0%9f%98%82/?fsp_sid=8548
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