Lmst

Just saw a guy yell “NO!” at his dog at the park…

then whisper:

“We talked about this. You’re embarrassing me.”

Bro’s not training a dog - he’s managing an employee on a PIP.

#DogParenting #WeTalkedAboutThis #DogOnPIP #PIPCulture #MiddleClassMindset #ManagerEnergy #PetParentProblems #AnimalHR #DogParkChronicles #WorkVibesEverywhere #PerformanceReview #DogCEO #SoftSkills #TooReal #ManagementTraining #PetCulture #EmotionalSupportManager #DogsOfThreads #UpSkillingFido #RealTalkEnergy

BREAKING NEWS:
Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of laundry is... wearing clothes.
We’re truly living in difficult times. Stay strong out there. 🧺👕👖
#TooReal #SendHelp #LaundryStruggles #BarelyFunctionalAdult

@nocontexttrek "We call it *NEO-feudalism*, these days, but essentially yes."😮‍💨

#TooReal #GetFederated or #GetDeaderated

#tooreal #meme #adulting

Meme image. Black text on white.

13-years old me: don't tell me what to do

Me now: could someone tell me exactly, in chronological order and with great detail, what I have to do?

#tooreal
#realshit
They did you DIRTY, but then tried to play VICTIM‼️ GOD SAW EVERYTHING 🕊

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B_NwbF0_ch0

(SIDE-NOTE : If u dont study narcissism, whether you believe in science or not, whether you believe in God or not, whether you are a christian or not, whether you are a woman or man, whether you are old or young etc, u wont understand a lot of things and your mind is going to remain perpetually/eternally messed up. . . Oh sorry I meant 'mazed-up' 😄😁😁😁😄)

#tooreal
#real-#crimes
#realword
🤫1:36:35-1:42:25😀😃😄

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hrFkHTmL-xs

Even when people dont believe you and you dont even believe, #God believes you😊

@scy Kommt wahrscheinlich von den heutigen Wahlergebnissen #tooreal #alsoNotSorry

#TooReal

🐲: "I made a comic where my fursona has group sex with a variety of shapes and sizes!"

Went to see Dune Part 2 last night. Visually stunning. I really like both movies. But what I really came here to say is: Did anyone else think the trailer for CIVIL WAR (a movie about a modern/current day US Civil War) is way too real and makes you want to stay faaarrr awaaay.

#tooreal #civilWar #Dune #movies #USPoli

Guards! Guards! - #TerryPratchett

> But no-one said anything. The cowards, each man thought.

#OlisQuoteFile
#TooReal

¿Qué les pareció el trailer de GTA VI?

Yo estoy con el #TooReal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2fkU-0

@wez @TheDJ I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw an *actualy* physical watercooler. Probably in a title company lobby? But zoomers will never actually see one of those either. #tooReal

S1: "Oh, machen die in der Stadt hier ... dings, merry gendering?"
SL: "Du meinst gerrymandering?"
S1: "Ah, richtig."
S2: "Hey, nur eins davon is in den USA verboten!"

Alle: 😬😬🤪😁

#pnpde #NeulichBeimRollenspiel #TooReal

https://www.tumblr.com/daily--cats/724227178751049728?source=share

#cats #memes #tooreal

@guncelawits
Wait that was a dream?
#TooReal

Please be reminded that if you can't be pleasant around people who do not think just like you, or look and act just like you, you are welcome to stay home.

#TooReal
#OddWeddingInvitations
#HashTagGames