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🐔🌍 A man sails around the globe with a chicken. Apparently, it was a slow news day at The Guardian. Next, they'll cover a dramatic pigeon race! 📰🐓
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2019/apr/21/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-globe-french-sailor-guirec-soudee-monique #sailingadventures #chickeninspired #globetrotter #slownewsday #quirkynews #HackerNews #ngated

Yeah, except... "Defendnot requires admin privileges where it can inject its DLL into a system process..."

And... "Defender is... detecting & quarantining Defendnot..."

☑️ New 'Defendnot' tool tricks Windows into disabling Microsoft Defender
https://archive.ph/4yLfx
#clickbait #slownewsday #savedyouaclick

Oh, look! Another epic quest for #knowledge that ends with a #faceplant 🤦: 400 reasons not to use Microsoft Azure! Because obviously, reading a novella of Azure gripes is exactly what every developer dreams of doing on a cozy weekend. Must be a slow news day 🙄.
https://azsh.it #epicquest #MicrosoftAzure #developergripes #slownewsday #HackerNews #ngated

Now interviewing a lab technician who became a Cher tribute act. #SlowNewsDay

arrrgh
did not need to know a former pm played golf with all the big boys

#SlowNewsDay

My next-door neighbour has new curtains. #slownewsday

#448: That Ol' Sept 12th Feelin' | Crocus Center Attack | Geoengineering Hurdles

https://vigilante.tv/videos/watch/b2b89526-fcef-4dba-b5a6-cd85f7edc575

#447: Hostile Takeover of TikTok | Haiti Update | Rafah | Water Batteries

https://vigilante.tv/videos/watch/dba4d168-ff88-4a0d-a6b2-10c194004a67

Only just taken in that Blackmagic Design (Australian manufacturer of cinema cameras) bought Fairlight (Australian makers of iconic sampling instrument that defined a lot of pop music in the 80s and latterly makers of computerised music mixing hardware and software) back in 2016. Got my finger on the river of news me eh?
#BlackMagicDesign #80s #FairlightCMI #SlowNewsDay

I do. I like movies fine, but could not care less about some violent #sportsball with things like high risk of head injuries years after the fact among other things. Nice try, mr. columnist grasping at straws. #SlowNewsDay

>I'll Never Understand Movie Fans Who Dislike Sports https://gizmodo.com/sports-vs-movies-super-bowl-mahomes-purdy-nfl-rocky-1851220844

#444: New Media is Old Media

https://vigilante.tv/videos/watch/1914d75c-4dea-42ef-a278-3a284456aee5

Lead story on 11am hourly news report was that it is now 2024 in New Zealand. #SlowNewsDay

Phew!

I'm SO relieved that the Tech Bros and Silicon Valley billionaires managed to get out of a muddy puddle after releasing a shit ton more CO2 into the atmosphere.

Not.

I mean, really, the TOP story, the most important thing that #bbc has to tell us all about this morning?

#slownewsday #burningman #climatechange #techbros #stopburningstuff

Ah, it's that wonderful time of year when all the 'Supersonic travel soon!' stories are blossoming... #slownewsday 🤔

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/flights/new-supersonic-plane-designed-to-fly-melbourne-to-la-in-85-hours/news-story/4b223ef0091f6dbfde63ff5eec7c165d

Artist impression of a white sleek supersonic plan in flight over blue seas and clouds.
Picture from Boom

Peak slow news season on CBC Radio in Nova Scotia as item on unusual rubber boot found buried in garden leads to invitation to phone in with unusual items you have found buried. Hoping Leicester parking lot people phone in about Richard III.
#SlowNewsDay #CBC #CBCNS #NS

#slownewsday when the only thing cable news seems to be covering is a two-day old “mass shooting” in #Baltimore where more people were trampled than shot and a broken #rollercoaster.

cor blimey guv it's only gone and stopped raining #weather #Glasgow #SlowNewsDay