#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconSammidgeDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeWeather and the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
#IT's a #BitFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy wants to #StayInBed...
#So... #That's what he's #GoingToDo...
#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT's got #BaconSammidges in #IT...
#Meanwhile... There's a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
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By the powers vested in me by the almighty dog
I an invoking
Internet-galactic stay in bed day
#breakfastAtNoon
#drinkbefore5
#stayinbed
#ignoreTrump
Mornings are a conspiracy theory invented by alarm clock companies. DON'T fall for their propaganda.
I’m not going anywhere, too #cold
I can live on leftovers for weeks if I want. Today is pea soup
Perhaps I’ll make what’s on the opposite page in the book - Norwegian “Fürstekaka” (very Scandi 2 pages for some reason)
But probably not
Rather #stayinbed & do #crosswords + my website was prepared for Sunday yesterday
I’ll avoid all horrifying news & put off finishing painting of the kitchen one more day. All was tidied away for a family lunch. Paint, plastic, brushes, etc
To #keepwarm is prio 1
Leibniz argued that because God is good, we must live in the best of all logically possible worlds.
Lagrange discovered that the laws of physics are such that the integral over time of the quantity T - V is minimised.
Therefore, potential energy is the ultimate good and kinetic energy is the ultimate evil.
It's a rainy morning. #StayInBed #DogsOfMastodon #Diesel #FosterFail #BestDogInTheWorld
Chicago weather doing its best impression of an old wet tube sock today… #chicago #chicagoweather #stayinbed
