Whilst I was doing the dishes, I had a very clear moment in my Very Good a Brain, in which I understood the reason for the #IranWar:
Iranian clerics wear robes that look like dresses, so #Trump thinks they're Trans People.
He said "Quiet Piggy" to them, but they kept on spreading #Trans #propaganda. So he took out their Supreme Trans Leader. This made their Trans Army very pissed, so they're sending estrogen missiles now to cis countries.
Trump blames it on autism.
Or is it?...











