Lmst

They don't know sofa is for sitting not sleeping 😡

Our little girl has cancer, but at the moment she is doing fine. And we just enjoy every single moment with our little girl Whoopie.

Today's top ten tag trends:

#TootsFromPets Toot of a hungry donkey is an amazing tune.

#TootsFromPets I suppose to tag my pets tooth along, but that thieving sneaky b*tch has replace it with a dollar🙄
🙈 Ohh! The word means loud noise.

how do frompets sound like? #TootsFrompets #pun

I've checked every door! Why do the hoomans have the sprinklers on every where?!?!

(True story. The cat we had when I was a kid would check every door to be sure we weren't just watering the lawn.)

How do you keep a tongue moist while sleeping when it doesn't fit inside your mouth?

ICMWTK (Inquiring Chihuahua Minds Want To Know)

Why do my hoomans busy themselves with ridiculous tasks, when they could lay down for a nice six hour snooze with me?

#TootsFromPets
#HashtagGames #ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
My hooman took this candid picture of me enjoying a purrfect buzz! This catnip is chronic!! Remember - all dogs are bastards! #adab #whoLetTheDogsOut?
I hope all you cool cats have a mice day!

Communication is so straightforward, yet hairless apes are so dense!

"In today's podcast, I'll be commenting on all the cars passing by at midnight, to the delight of my neighbors"

Rocky, the dog

"I'm so hungry, feed me for the 12th time"
#TootsFromPets

Went to the site of yet another supposed sighting. And what a surprise…Macavity’s NOT THERE!

刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自54颗星球的163个标签，其中新标签23个。

所有标签中，最热门的是 #fedora ，流行指数14.34。
新标签中，最热门的是 #tootsfrompets ，流行指数14.14。

流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。

Humans only ever move their front paws over these beds of tiny, clickety pebbles.

I, however, waltz over them with all four!

Hear that?

Concierto For Laptop…whatever a laptop is, anyways.

My human left his phone on the side unlocked, please send Dreamies to the address below.

(Not doxxing myself)

#TootsFromPets #HashTagGames

My humans turned on hail. Why would they do this?

"Can't we please get a door with TWO Right Sides Of?"

#TootsFromPets