He's so sad.
#badPuns
Hello Cla(w)rice 🐾 for #caturday
I ate his liver with some kibble pieces and a nice can of tuna. 🐠
Looks like a little psycho but is actually a cinnamon bun! One of the neighbours cats from my friend's house - there are so many that come into her garden! It's like cat heaven! ✨😻
#photography #amateurphotography #catsofpixelfed #cats #tuxedocat #blackandwhitephotography #bnw #monochrome #kitty #badpuns #hannibal #drhanniballecter #urbanphotography #cat #garden #italy #sardinia #sardegna #furrycat #micio #gatto
I ate his liver with some kibble pieces and a nice can of tuna. 🐠
Looks like a little psycho but is actually a cinnamon bun! One of the neighbours cats from my friend's house - there are so many that come into her garden! It's like cat heaven! ✨😻
#photography #amateurphotography #catsofpixelfed #cats #tuxedocat #blackandwhitephotography #bnw #monochrome #kitty #badpuns #hannibal #drhanniballecter #urbanphotography #cat #garden #italy #sardinia #sardegna #furrycat #micio #gatto
Meow Culpa for #caturday 🐱 🚩
What crimes were committed by this adorable little fuzzball? Blocking the steps, being too cute and always stealing some of Rio's snack because he eats his too quickly. 🍖
The punishment? Nine consecutive life sentences of having to wait for his snack after Rio has finished his first. ⚖️ ✨
#photography #amateurphotography #pet #cats #cat #catsofmastodon #catsofpixelfed #petphotography #eyes #orange #blackandwhite #badpuns #puns #portrait #gatto #sardegna #sardinia #italy #italia #europe #micio
What crimes were committed by this adorable little fuzzball? Blocking the steps, being too cute and always stealing some of Rio's snack because he eats his too quickly. 🍖
The punishment? Nine consecutive life sentences of having to wait for his snack after Rio has finished his first. ⚖️ ✨
#photography #amateurphotography #pet #cats #cat #catsofmastodon #catsofpixelfed #petphotography #eyes #orange #blackandwhite #badpuns #puns #portrait #gatto #sardegna #sardinia #italy #italia #europe #micio
You Shall Not Pass / Tu Non Puoi Passare for #caturday 🪄
Catdalf the black and white 🧙🏻♂️ (not played by Ian McKellen, if you can believe it) didn't want the Balrog 👹 (me - spot on casting) to pass the Bridge of Khazad-dûm 🌉 (the steps at my friends house)
I would try and make a LOTR pun here but unfortunately, all the best of them are Aragorn. ✨
#photography #amateurphotography #catsofpixelfed #cats #blackandwhitephotography #pink #monochrome #flowers #lotr #lordoftherings #badpuns #urbanphotography #cat #colours #steps #italy #sardinia #sardegna #furrycat #windowshopping #experiment #colourpop #micio #gatto
Catdalf the black and white 🧙🏻♂️ (not played by Ian McKellen, if you can believe it) didn't want the Balrog 👹 (me - spot on casting) to pass the Bridge of Khazad-dûm 🌉 (the steps at my friends house)
I would try and make a LOTR pun here but unfortunately, all the best of them are Aragorn. ✨
#photography #amateurphotography #catsofpixelfed #cats #blackandwhitephotography #pink #monochrome #flowers #lotr #lordoftherings #badpuns #urbanphotography #cat #colours #steps #italy #sardinia #sardegna #furrycat #windowshopping #experiment #colourpop #micio #gatto
On #WorldPenguin Day, we should celebrate these fascinating birds.
And Linux.
...
Okay, both should be celebrated all year round.
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Am #Weltpinguintag sollten wir diese faszinierenden Vögel zelebrieren.
Und Linux.
...
Okay, beides sollte man ganzjährig zelebrieren.
#KätToon #PinguinTag #Pinguin #penguinday #penguin #badpuns #schlechteWortwitze #PingPong 🐧🏓
In keeping with the release of the new #Ghost album #Skeletá, this #Fanart Friday will be ghoulish again.
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Passend zum Release des neuen Ghost Album Skeletá wird es an diesem #FanartFriday wieder ghoulish.
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#KätToon #GhostFanArt #Skeleta #TheBandGhost #GhostTheBand #MaryOnACross #Crosstrainer #badpuns #MOAC #schlechteWortwitze
Discovered something very important
#pittsbugh #pizza #pizzaburgh #PA #badpuns #japan #japanese #language #languages #translation
Why do we say "same-origin security policy issue fix" and not "#CORS correction"
Nerdiger schlechter Wortwitz mit einen Kolkraben*. Was will man mehr?
Na ja, vielleicht zwei nerdige schlechte Wortwitze mit #Kolkraben.
#KätToon #badpuns #StarWars #Rabe #KriegDerSterne #Raven #CommonRaven #schlechteWortwitze #NerdAlert
*in diesem Fall ist der Kolkrabe abgehandelt in mein Emblem.
@Punkwalrus #ALT4YOU #puns #BadPuns
justbadpuns:
A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
walrusofdoom:
How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
swanofmischief:
Well Oedipus certainly can't read it with his
(via theladyspanishes)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Quality Greek Tragedy Humour
@Punkwalrus A couple of unrelated #puns (#BadPuns) from @Ten :
I've decided to get velcro shoes instead of lace-ups...
I mean, why knot?
I was so unpopular in high school that they used to call me "Batteries".
I was never included in anything.
The cost of balloons has risen.
You know, inflation.
In 3,025 years, life will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
(And I'm remembering this one; pretty sure it's by Ten.)
You have to be careful. If you're not actually someone's father, telling dad jokes is a faux pa.
Ich hab noch mehr #schlechteWortwitze für euch zum #PiTag!
Natürlich darf am #PiTag nicht der VamPIr fehlen.
#KätToon #Pi #Vampir #BadPuns #Vampire #piday #schlechteWortwitze
Am Tag des Pis sehe ich es als meine Pflicht euch mit schlechten, #pi bezogenen Wortwitze zu zuballern.
Ich fang mal mit der #PIñaColada an.
#KätToon #PiDay #BadPuns #pinacolada #schlechteWortwitze #PiTag #314
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