#bite

SpiralCyr 🦎SpiralCyr@meow.social
2025-05-15

[Cervelet] Bitten Tauring!
Seems taurism can be spread through biting from Dr. Velo!  I'm sure he won't bite everyone...  Right?

Drawn by Cervelet on FA, requested from their free Sketchdrive with @/riverthesheep.bsky.social on Bluesky!

#Cervelet #drvelo #raptor #raptaur #velociraptor #velociraptaur #taur #nidorina #pokemon #poketaur #bite #dino #dinotaur

Dr. Velo, a velociraptor taur mad scientist, biting the tail of River's nidorina, causing them to transform into a taur.
Karl NudeAnpass
2025-05-10
2025-05-05

Minėdami Skype eros pabaigą, į ryto laidą LRT pasikviečia Silicio slėnio despotų fanboyjų, „Bitė Lietuva“ komunikacijos vadovą Jaunių Špakauską, kuris drioksteli haliucinaciją:

Kol kliedim apie 4 dienų darbo savaitę, jie (JAV kompanijos, red.past.) dirba.

Veikėjui reikėtų išminties pasisemti dar ir iš Kinijos - ten net vaikai sweatshopuose dirba :blobcatfacepalm:

#lrt #aktualijos #lietuvoje #bite #haliucionuoja

2025-05-02

#Bite | #Smile | #Give |
Bite Again … [repeat]

2025-04-27
2025-04-18

ah, et aussi pour être plus topique

joyeuses pâques bande de petits enculés d’amour

#chocolat #bite #joyeusesPaques

lapin en chocolat, vu de face et de dos ou le gros coquin ressemble à un beau phallus bien dressé

texte : joyeuses pâques
gauche : lapin
droite : lapine
snac sized greengreen@snac.122.hu
2025-04-14
@oli@mastodon.hermitcollective.net this is what it arrived as

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2025-04-12

Ich mochte den Reifen vom Fahrgefühl her sehr.
Hat mich 2k Kilometer auf keinem Untergrund im Stich gelassen.

Lediglich die Haltbarkeit war eher sehr mies. Nach 2k war absolut Ende.

#schwalbe #gOne #bite #gOneBite #schwalbeReifen

2025-04-09
The love language of preference: Biting

Photo by Shuvrodeep Dutta on Unsplash

#goldfish #goldfisch #fish #fisch #aquarium #fischteich #bite #lovelanguage
2025-04-07
2025-04-03

On my run this morning a dog bit me and I'm disappointed and annoyed. I come across a lot of dogs while running, some off leash and some aggressive, but this is the first time one actually went for me. Nothing serious but it does hurt.

So annoyed I'm posting a beautiful pear blossom.

#running #dog #bite #bloomscrolling

A group of pear blossoms blossoming.
2025-04-01
2025-04-01
RTL Nieuwsrtlnieuws
2025-03-31

𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝘁

Wanneer mensen door een teek zijn gebeten, halen ze die meestal binnen elf uur weg. Dat is sneller dan vroeger, blijkt uit gegevens van de Tekenradar van het RIVM. “Het is belangrijk dat een teek op tijd opgemerkt wordt."

rtl.nl/nieuws/binnenland/artik

2025-03-24

Ow, That Really Hurt!

I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

#bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

2025-03-15
actionman38ProductionsD_Marcus_Hill
2025-03-11

@Votebeat @votebeat-michigan-Votebeat Wow- I gotta show my USA ?!! Believe it that this will a**es in near/far future, thanks to 47 and them.

nojaramanojarama
2025-03-08

Happy anniversary to Altered Images single, “Don’t Talk To Me About Love”. Released this week in 1983.

🅞🅜🅔🅖🅐Omega@chaos.social
2025-02-26

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