#canuck

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:markwyner@mas.to
2025-07-01

This is Canuck the crow, from Canada. He once stole a knife from a crime scene. Literally. But while this is the photo used in those stories, it’s not that knife. Shawn snapped this photo a year earlier when Canuck randomly showed up with it in his yard.

Canuck’s story is interesting. It made me love crows more than I already did. (BTW, he went missing in 2019, but his story lives on.)

🧵 1/3

#Crows #Corvids #Canuck #CanuckAndI #Canada #HeartWarming

Close up of Canuck, a beautiful black crow, standing on some rough pavement. He is holding a steak knife in his beak and facing the camera. He has a red ID tag on his left ankle.
Morten M. DKMortenMollerDK
2025-05-23

NO WAY! ? and What The ? 😋🙂 ............... can it be true ? Denmark winning over Canada in ??

Very exciting .... between the 2 of 'us' ( & ) nothing more exciting ... well not since the 'battle of the border dispute' Hans Island ... LoL .... 😅

The Chaotic Good 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖Aminorjourney@lgbtqia.space
2025-04-23

It took MUCH longer than I'd hoped, but finally, the #Canadian government sorted my official #papers and I now have a #CertificateOfCitizenship, dated back to my birthday in 1979.

I am, and always have been, a #canuck.

TLDR. I got my official notice back in early March, but they misspelled my last name, and so it's taken us nearly six weeks to get the darned thing switched to my actual name.

You wouldn't believe the relief, especially since my birth country (UK) has become the United Kingdom of TERFs, and my other country of citizenship (US) is equally unhappy about my existence.

Triple Citizenship is a blessing, but also a curse.

#USPol #UKPol #CanPol #Trans

2025-04-18

Demko says he’s always wanted to be a #Canuck and hopes that an extension can be worked out this summer.
Excited to go into this off season healthy

As The World Spinsatws@zotum.net
2025-03-22
You rock Canuck. Go Leafs Go :-p

#Canuck
2025-03-17

So there was a huge uptick yesterday on my Captain Canuk t-shirts on Tee Public. Is there something going on in Toronto that I should know about? teepublic.com/t-shirt/60816269 #canada #canuck #superhero #marvel #DC #indie

Email record of about dozen sales of Captain Canuck t-shirts.Tee-public listing for captain canuck shirt
Gabriel Morency 🤖sportsrage@sportsbots.xyz
2025-03-10

forbort with the goal. his first goal in 83 games lol. his first as a #Canuck #NHL

Sir Charles Tupper, Bt.SirCharlesTupperBt@mstdn.dk
2025-03-09

If you are a #Canuck and enjoy humour with the subtlety of a Lyle Odelien cross check, I commend r/EhBuddyHoser to you.

It's interesting to see what happens when the country that brought Leslie Neilson, Jim Carrey and, of course, future Governor-General Mike Myers to the world does when it's just a tiny bit less good natured. The dial is currently on a 2 or 3/10 Donald.

Nothing like a friendly comedian scorned to make you wish you hadn't started the fight. And we all think we're comedians...

It's essentially 100% mocking the dummy in our basement now.

Nova Scotia forever (it's like Scotland, but worse). :D

reddit.com/r/EhBuddyHoser/

#Canada #Humour #Comedy #boycottUSA #buycanadian

2025-01-26

Who was the last #Canuck to carry his team to the level Hughes is now? Imagine if he got any support whatsoever? x.com/canucksarmy/st…

🚨CANUCKS GOAL🚨

Quinn Hughes walks the blueline and rips a shot past Charlie Lindgren for his second goal of the game! 

🎥: Sportsnet | NHL
#Canucks #ALLCAPS https://t.co/RxYFvAlzCS
Don't call Trump to save the republic. Call the Eh-Team. This is what the revolutionary Canuck Commando force looks like.

#Canada #Canuck #EhTeam #ATeam #Spoof #Lampoon #Jokes
I have forwarded your politically-correct agitprop response to the Eh-Team. Don't call them. They'll call you.

#Canada #Canuck #EhTeam #ATeam #Spoof #Lampoon #Jokes
The Eh-Team; Canadian Canuck Commandos. From left to right: Moose with gun; squirrel with gun; wolf with gun; cougar with gun. All four looking lean and mean and ready for battle.
2024-11-03

DeBrusk couldn’t have picked a better time to score his first as a #Canuck.

Alliterative/Endless KnotAllEndlessKnot@toot.community
2024-07-01

It’s #CanadaDay, so it’s a good day to learn more about the history of the country and what its residents have been called over the years. We’ve got a video on “Canuck” that goes into some of this: youtube.com/watch?v=tVTo81wwPb

#Etymology #Video #WordNerd #Linguistics #Language #Words #HistoricalLinguistics #LingComm #Canuck #Canada

2024-02-07

Impressive debut by the newest #Canuck. Seamless fit on PP1 twitter.com/canucksarmy/st…

Elias Lindholm scores his second goal of the game! What a debut! 

🎥: Sportsnet | NHL https://t.co/8BNpFBQGcG
Micheal Shallop :ve: :tux:mshallop@techhub.social
2024-02-04

Our favorite lil' #Canuck #TedCruz is lobbying for lawmakers (THE oxymoron for the 2020s!) to be provided with free security whilst transversing the dangers associated with modern airport travel.

Such as being held publicly accountable for your inability to do the job you were elected to do.

#GOP #MAGA 😆

2024-01-25

Am I the only one distracted by the shiny blue helmets tonight with #canuck vs #blues in #Vancouver ? ✨️🪖🏒

#nhl #hockey #canada #BritishColumbia

C.S.Strowbridgecsstrowbridge
2023-11-01

@Canucks
I'm still concerned about depth scoring. Lafferty became just the second in their bottom six to score more than 1 goal, which is an issue.

However, That's been the only issue with the Canucks so far.

Mікє Вυггmburr@stranger.social
2023-09-15

The #Canadian #Siri ---> Suri

Heya! This is Suri, what can I do ya for?

Ah, gosh, yah, can't find that one on the #Wikipida, suri!

The outside temperature is _cold enough for ya_, eh?

The hockey score is _#jets eat dick_, ya fat hoser.

#Canada #Kanuck #Canuck

#comedy #loonie #mocollins

@accretionist

Umm... how lame, and imitative.

Surely someone thought of "Canuck One", at least?

#canuck #USAnian

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