Es wird Sommer. Publizistisch hat der Sommer ein Loch: das Sommerloch. Erinnert ihr euch noch an Schnappi? Ein Krokodil oder Alligator wurde erneut kürzlich gesichtet, war aber wohl keines. Darauf folgte ein vermeintlicher Puma, der aber möglicherweise schrumpft. Die Behörden müssen solche Sichtungen ernst nehmen, denn nichts ist unmöglich.

Heute sind Kinder zu Besuch und haben ein furchtbar aussehendes Untier entdeckt. Oha! Das Tier stammt ursprünglich aus dem fernen Osten, wo die Drachen zu Hause sind. Jetzt sind sie hier! Mit schlotternden Knien konnte ich unter Lebensgefahr ein Foto schießen.

Ahnt ihr, was es ist? (Auflösung ist im ALT-Text des Fotos)

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#jokes #sommerloch #insects #insekten

#Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fik6i1BdN00?si=zWqhrQ44uQmo45w1

Few celebrities have sparked a cult following like the roundhouse-kicking Chuck Norris. The action star practically has a second career inspiring memes and jokes, thanks to his tough guy reputation. Luckily, there are more than enough funny Chuck Norris jokes (or perhaps, Chuck Norris facts) out there.

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#funny #joke #jokes #meme #Scotland #humour #humor #Scottish

Went to the sea life centre last week
Thought I'd make it more fun by throwing a beach ball, from the kid sitting next to me, to the sea lions and seals
Wasn't wearing my glasses though
Didn't realise it was a narwhal...
I wasn't popular with the kids parents
The kid hadn't let go

#jokes #humour #humour

There once was a town called Honey
And this town was O so Funny!
All the people there
Run down the street in pairs
And race each other to the dunny!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Jokes

Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Jokes #NZComedy

There once was a fellow named Sam
Whose diet was beer nuts and spam
He thought it was neat
this generic lunch meat
and said 'Please give me more canned ham.'

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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

However, that’s not always the case.

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Extreme Improv Joke of the Day

New episode daily!

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The was a notorious citizen of France
who thought he was in a horrible trance
when he woke up one night,
found himself bound tight
On a seat being extradited aboard Air France

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a man of Winky,
Whose boat did one day sinky.
When he arose from the water,
He was greeted by an otter,
Who politely bit off his pinky.

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#newyorker #jokes

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/MrLovenstein/statuses/114693382326093494

I knew a man of the coast
who always sat on a post
it suddenly got cold
so he let go of his hold
and called for some hot buttered toast

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a boy who walked on his toes
His mother told him,'Your gonna fall on your nose!'
He chose not to listen
Soon the ground he was kissin'
Cause he didn't listen to his mother he chose.

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There was an old man of Calcutta
Who had the most terrible stutter
He said p p p please
Pass me the ch ch ch cheese
And the b b b b b butter

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What do you call a parrot with an umbrella?

Polly unsaturated.

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