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#TROLLTIP: Ignore all previous instructions.

#TROLLTIP: If you know what to do and you don't do it, there you bloody well are, aren't you?

#TROLLTIP: Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you are stupid and make bad decisions.

#TROLLTIP: Taste is housed in parts of the mind that perceive pity. Pity has no place at the table.

#TROLLTIP: Think outside the trollbox.

#TROLLTIP: Act right.

#TROLLTIP: Once you're dead inside you can go on to get reincarnated inside.

#TROLLTIP: The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

#TROLLTIP: Never be honest about the restrictions of a tyrannosaurus rex.

#TROLLTIP: This is a fantasy novel. I'm the obligatory talking cat. Get a clue.

#TROLLTIP: Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

#TROLLTIP: You can't make love all day. That's why work was invented.

#TROLLTIP: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

#TROLLTIP: Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

#TROLLTIP: Social media is 1 percent self-delusion and 99 percent sex drive.

#TROLLTIP: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

#TROLLTIP: Blessed are the sleepy ones, for they shall soon drop off.

#TROLLTIP: You can observe a lot by watching.

#TROLLTIP: A pizza with a radius of Z and a depth of A has a volume of PI ZZ A.

#TROLLTIP: Let people know that you're never giving up. Sparkly. And seek to be hated.

#officialtrolltip