#parenthood

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2026-02-04

Me (singing “One Week” while I do the dishes): Whatever happened to Barenaked Ladies?

Wife: I dunno, they were huge for a while in the 90’s.

Me: Yeah, they were. Everybody loved Barenaked Ladies.

11yo: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT

#music #parenthood

kurtshkurtsh
2026-02-02

Dude lost his kid & panics.

Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time.

2026-02-02

A quotation from Jean Kerr

Now the thing about having a baby — and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this — is that thereafter you have it.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/41874/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #baby #child #commitment #father #mother #parenthood #offspring

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2026-01-30

We just finished the high school open house and now 14yo and I stopped at a burger place to pick up dinner. They’re playing Bye Bye Bye from *NSYNC and I am rocking out and my 14yo is wondering if it’s truly possible to die from embarrassment.

#music #parenthood

Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-27
Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-25

📝 Plot:
This bittersweet comedy-drama follows a divorced couple navigating shared custody of their children, alternating weeks and school holidays. As both parents rebuild their personal lives, everyday logistics turn into emotional challenges. The film offers a humorous yet sensitive look at modern family dynamics, co-parenting tensions, and the search for balance between adult desires and children’s needs.






Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-25
2026-01-22
01/22/2026
Fight, protect, touch grass, drink water, dance, fight…
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Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jenniebreeden
#webcomic,#webtoon,#comicstrip,#indiecomics,#ICE,#kids,#parenthood,#politics
2026-01-22

01/22/2026
Fight, protect, touch grass, drink water, dance, fight…
thedevilspanties.com/archives/
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/jenniebreeden
#ICE,#kids,#parenthood,#politics

Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-21

🎬 Demain tout commence (2016)

Subtitles available:
🇳🇱 Dutch
🇬🇧 English
🇫🇷 French
🇩🇪 German
🇬🇷 Greek
🇮🇹 Italian
🇵🇹 Portuguese
🇪🇸 Spanish

⬇️ Download
app.box.com/s/a94npnike9xr5luy

🎞 IMDb
imdb.com/title/tt5078204/

▶️ Watch the video here 👇
darkiworld15.com/titles/67176/








Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmaryngmar@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-19

When you get some hand-me-down baby toys and most of them are nice but one of them is literally a dirty old scrotum.

#Scrotum #Toys #Parenthood #CartoonCharacter #Baby

A blue sack with a yellow tip that has wonky eyes printed on it. There's a hanger at the top, two orange cord arms and two orange feet. The "belly" of the scrotum has a big white toothy smile and some dirt stays. A McDonalds logo peeks from the tag.
Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-17

📝 Plot:
This tense drama follows a struggling father whose young son is kidnapped, forcing him into a desperate race against time. As he navigates police pressure, criminal demands, and his own moral limits, the film explores parental love pushed to extremes. Grounded and emotionally charged, the story examines guilt, responsibility, and how far one can go when everything that matters is at stake.





Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-17

🎬 La résistance de l'air [Through The Air] (2015)

Subtitles available:
🇳🇱 Dutch
🇬🇧 English
🇪🇸 Spanish

⬇️ Download
app.box.com/s/5jhtqwkxlfmld18x

🎞 IMDb
imdb.com/title/tt3525584/

▶️ Watch the video here 👇
darkiworld15.com/titles/133590








Lumière en Sous-titrons!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-01-17

📝 Plot:
In this heartwarming sequel to the popular comedy, the return of a busy parent leaves the family once again in delightful disarray. As the often overconfident caregiver navigates unexpected challenges with the children, old antics and new misunderstandings spiral into fresh chaos. Through laughter and tender moments, the film celebrates resilience, family bonds, and the humor found in everyday life.






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