I finally saw Fluffy in the wild. Am I a proper Seattleite now? #ProbablyNot #Seattle

What hashtags do I even use? #confused #relatable #howamIsupposedtoknow #toomanyoptions #englishhastoomanywords #whyusemanywordwhenfewwordwilldo #toot #choiceparalysis #lionscannotchoose #toomanygazelles #latenighttooting #youshouldhonestlyunfollowme #dontletyourdreamsbedreams #thiswordsbetterwhenyoucanincludespaces #cananyoneactuallyreadthese #probablynot #lmao

#Meanwhile...

#OnThisDay in #2020...

#LotRO was #Once #QuitePlayable; #NotLikeNow...

#Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG "might" #Like to #Do: #SomethingConstructive #AboutThat...

#ProbablyNot; the #FictionalCommunityManager has #BannedEveryone... For 1K-#ViewsPerMonth on #YouTube...

#IT's #NotReally a #Substitute for #Competence...

#GoshDarnIT...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers that, too...

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#Meanwhile...

#OnThisDay in #2012...

#LotRO was #Once #QuitePlayable; #NotLikeNow...

#Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG "might" #Like" to #Do: #SomethingConstructive #AboutThat...

#ProbablyNot; the #Fictional #CommunityManager has #BannedEveryone... For 1K-#ViewsPerMonth on #YouTube...

#IT's #NotReally a #Substitute for #Competence...

#GoshDarnIT...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers that, too...

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I'm still in training (forever) but one day! One day, I too will listen to people worry about farting in church and whether their in-laws blame them for it at Thanksgiving.

#AskATherapist #predictions #probablyNot #right?

@LRRRonEarth Maybe he’s finally figured out that being a person of colour •and• a woman makes it a lot harder to get anything done…?

#ProbablyNot

If you were traveling the universe, looking for intelligent life, would you contact humans?
#RandomThoughts #ProbablyNot

#CouldITBeMagic...?

#Nope... #ProbablyNot... | #PewPewPew

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#TakeThat: Could It Be Magic (Int'l Version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0MFTJtZO8

Does #ITMatter that another #CISHETNobody has #Stolen those #ThreeFifths of the #Things (without any #Attribution) from those within the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Community... #LivingAndDead

#ProbablyNot; but, I can #Always #DoAnotherPoll...

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Does #ITMatter that another #CISHETNobody has #Stolen those #ThreeFifths of the #Things (without any #Attribution) from those within the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Community...?

#IT was #LetDown #QuiteABit by #GooglePlay and #ApplePay #Services; mainly because I don't #Subscribe to them...

But #IT was #QuiteEntertaining #Reading all the #SMSText #Messages from #PreviousUsers of the same #LoanVehicle, whether they #WantedMeTo or #Not...

The #RandomNonSequiturs were #QuiteSaucy #InSomeCases... #Sexting in a #LoanVehicle is #ProbablyNot a #GoodIdea...

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I'm #SoSorry to learn that...

Would it #SurpriseYou to know I #MakeMyOwn...? | #ProbablyNot

#IT takes #Time; but #WorthLearning, should you get the #Chance...

Also: #TopTip: #DontEatFurniturePolish...

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I live with a Diamondbacks fan so I have to say this part real quiet: (Congrats on your first World Series win Texas Rangers.). Kat's dbacks are a bunch of bums for beating my Mets the one time we saw them play at Shea so they had it coming.

#Baseball #GoMets #MaybeNextYear #ProbablyNot

STILL haven't heard anything, was he hit by a bus??

#probablynot

@otheorange_tag @SesameSquirrel She was the cartoon that came before Betty Boop #ProbablyNot #SymSat

I started my cucumbers, zucchini, beets and lettuce again. Third time for the cukes Perhaps the critters will share this time. #ProbablyNot #Gardening

Ok. Watched the video again #sevenbyjungkook No idea where they walked off to in the end, so my version is she took him to his apartment & then she went on WLive and said to him: stop following me around please, I'm a human, and I can fold my own laundry. Then he gave her all the free Calvin Klein womenswear he's been given, and left her alone after that. #ProbablyNot

@lancetay
"...the last digital watch I will ever need." 🤣
#ProbablyNot is correct 👍🏽 🤭

Not as nice as the #Bulova but this #TIMEX #IRONMAN #FLIX #Huckberry is the last digital watch I will ever need. #ProbablyNot

Nice to see it back again in this limited release! #OneMoreWatch #Watches #TIME

@simonbs Did Combine change the value on another thread? #probablyNot #stillWorthChecking