The White House, in its infinite wisdom, considers #trading gold for *magic internet beans* πͺ, because why value stability when you can dive headfirst into volatility? π€ͺ Meanwhile, somewhere in a server room, a poor #algorithm is crying "Too Many Requests" as it clings to its sanity. π©
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/white-house-says-gold-reserves-213421472.html #WhiteHouse #Volatility #MagicBeans #ServerRoom #HackerNews #ngated