#shitPost

2025-06-29

If nothing else, Zohran Mamdani will be remembered for the dozens of right wing Democrats who committed political suicide in his honor

#uspol #politics #meme #shitpost

Fry from Futurama standing in front of a suicide booth labeled "FREE". Fry is labeled with "DEMOCRATS" and the suicide booth is labeled with "ZOHRAN MAMDANI"
Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-29

TV studios: "Here's your blue, and here's your orange."

Me: "Please, sir... I want some more colors."

TV studios: "YEW WOT?!"

2025-06-29
2025-06-29

i wish dreams could be multiplayer. sometimes i dream of such amazing places and i wish i could share them. i want to take someone on a date inside one of my weird dreams. i want to have freaky dream se

#shitpost #yearning

Una :v_trans: :v_bi:introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space
2025-06-29

Something smart on tiktok. People who use AI chat bots regularly are called "second hand thinkers"

#ai #tech #shitpost

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2025-06-29

All the buildings I’m Severance are Harvard architecture.

#shitpost #nerd

2025-06-29
Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-29

"Excuse me, waiter, this restaurant CLAIMS to be Vintage 1950s, yet none of your employees have been Racist to me yet."

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-29
2025-06-29

When having sex, if you hold L1+R1 and press Down, Circle, Triangle, Right, you can unlock a demo of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!

Follow me for more totally real sex tips!

#ShitPost

Spyro the Dragon from the PS1 games with a big pair of super cool sunglasses.
2025-06-29

BIG fumble by Wizards of the Coast here. There are nearly NO Latinas available to play in Shadow's colors.

#MTG #MagicTheGathering #ShitPost

Shadow the Hedgehog {B}{B}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Mercenary

Haste

Whenever Shadow the Hedgehog or another creature you control with flash or haste dies, draw a card.

Chaos Control — Each spell you cast has split second if mana from an artifact was spent to cast it. (As long as it’s on the stack, players can’t cast spells or activate abilities that aren’t mana abilities.)
4/2
Wil van Antwerpenwila
2025-06-29

Finally some time to check this out. I'm curious how well it works.

A photo of a CD from AltaVista.
The search engine that was somewhat popular before google.
2025-06-29

Shit y'all, I think anime is DOOMED.

#Anime #ShitPost #Animation

A screenshot of a YouTube video tumbnail for the video "Pixar is in Big Trouble.. (artist's rant) claiming all their characters have "bean mouth syndrome"An edited version of that same screenshot showing several anime characters with the same mouth shape. The title has been edited to say "Anime is in Big Trouble"
Marek :troll_face:centopus@101010.pl
2025-06-29

Słyszałem, że mamy nowe możliwości techniczne. Czas wybrać Wasz ulubiony dzień tygodnia!

#shitpost #loweffort #ankieta #ankiety #glupipost #spam

2025-06-29

i hate when an epic adventure in a dream is about to be the only great thing that's happened to me in like a week and i get woke up anyway

#shitpost #bitchingandwhining

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-29

My Star Rod is finally here!!

All will perish.

A toy Star Rod from Kirby

Is it a good idea to put that school next to the spooky old castle?

The count's sill will beside your fête

#shitpost

2025-06-29

Look what I found in the closet. Still works, too.
#shitpost #powerball

Day Use X Mockin' Uh :verified:Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
2025-06-29

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