#sillypost

2025-05-10

[on the main stage at the healthy communication convention]

Me: hi, everyone. My name’s Lēna. I’m doing fine today. I’m not mad at anything at all-

[I am immediately booed offstage with cries of “fake idgafer”, “I’ve read your work”, and at least two (2) rotten tomatoes]

#communication #Gemini #idgaf #meme #poet #Shitpost #sillypost

Dextive Studiosechodextive
2025-04-12

Both a decent illustration and a meme doodle. I don't do full illustrations often, so it was fun to practice.

Simon is sitting at a wall booth in a Burger King parody restaurant called "Borg." He is eating a fry while looking down. He's wearing a paper crown that has a "B" labeled on it.A doodle of Simon side-eyeing miserably while wearing a lop-sided Borg Crown with a frozen yogurt boy pointing, jumping, and shouting "Borg King!"
MorriganAzure 🧙🏻‍♀️🔮🪄ananasparachute@turtleisland.social
2025-04-06

Yup.
Sorry, former bosses, I often found ways . 🤣🤣🤣
#workhumour #sillyPost

This lighthearted comic strip uses simple line drawings of capybaras, casually dressed, at an office water cooler.  The humor plays on the anxieties of remote work. The first panel shows a capybara requesting remote work hours, which is denied in subsequent panels. The final panel shows the capybara admitting they can slack off either way, creating a humorous contrast.  The overall tone is friendly and relatable.
2025-03-02

here's a behind the scenes of my art, showing off how a piece comes to life!

as you can see, Garry's Mod is essential for my latest pieces

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #Art #Gmod #Sillypost #Silly

A "Behind the Scenes" Pixel Art, showing off how a piece is made, but with a Garry's Mod twist.

There's a few characters here, organizing everything to make a piece of Tiny Anubi lying on the ground.

Anubi Clown is using the Psychics Gun, trying to adjust the camera position from the right side.

Pixi is using the Tool Gun to place Tiny Anubi's hat (that's currently on the air) on the ground, although the hat is missing its texture. The UI for the Tool Gun can be seen at the top left side.

Hatsune Miku is on the background, holding a crowbar while there's some holes in the ground, presumably from the crowbar.

Wait a second. HATSUNE MIKU?!?!
2024-07-17

Hey, everyone!

This is Allēna. We’ve been severely writer’s blocked these days, so I have a bit of a sillier post in mind. Part of the reason why the situation with Zelda went south was because Zelda is actually a system like us, and two of the alters therein were causing major problems. Now that those problems have been worked through, the remaining alters are complete and utter loves. I’m actually dating one of them now! Yay, polyamory.

I’m staying over at the Zelda System’s house for a few days, and my partner in the aforementioned system, Sheik, gave us a Homework Assignment while she’s away at work today. My headmate Castor was loopy as hell on seizure meds and doing his best impression of the Zelda System’s cat’s inner monologue last night, so she tasked whoever was fronting today with making shitposts about this absolutely beautiful fluff. Here’s the first one. Presenting, for your viewing pleasure, this cat’s thoughts…

I love this clip. She sounds like Borat.

I may post more bullshit today. Stay tuned for more magic regardless!

-Allēna

https://opensorceryy.co/thinking-cat-thoughts/

#bullshit #cats #homeworkAssignment #polyamory #Sheik #shitposting #sillyPost #Zelda

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2024-06-08

I wanna go to Smexico,
where all the smexy people go!

#sillypost

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-08-03

Having an argument online = turn-based combat

#SillyPost

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-07-20

I just wanna cuddle the stuffing out of you IS THAT SO WRONG??

xD

#SillyPost #love #hugs #Never #Gonna #Give #You #Up #Never #Gonna #Let #You #Down

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-07-09

If a tiny hot pepper asked you for a blanket, it would be because they were a little chili.

>.>

#SillyPost

Jeff Miller (orange hatband)jmeowmeow@hachyderm.io
2023-04-06

#sillypost
If this photo were on an album cover, what would the album be?
(prompt: square crop camera roll history widget)

A curving metal interior with a channel dividing a faceted lower wall from a smooth upper wall, highlighting a cross-end screw head under the channel and a matching screwdriver tip on a shank angling down from the upper left. Grimy crumbs adhere to the metal, more densely lower down.
💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-03-07

Q: What position in hockey do mythological half-human/half horse hybrids like to play?

A: Centaur

Tee hee :B

#SillyPost

2023-03-02

My genius money making scheme: taught my dog to find littered plastic bottles and aluminium cans. My state is bringing in a 10 cent deposit scheme later this year (something I worked and fought for) - retirement sorted, haha! #dogsofmastadon #recycling #containerdepositscheme #australia #victoria #sillypost #boomerangalliance

A Bordercollie cross dog is lying in the grass, proudly guarding a plastic bottle he found. There are trees in the background.The same dog, running towards me, tail high, with the bottle in his mouth
💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-02-22

Hey, you.

You're awesome.

And if you're a furry, you might be an awesome possum.

An awesome possum named Dawson?

Who could be the boss's son >.>

Okay I'll stop, haha 💙

#rhyming #SillyPost #GenuinePositivity

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-02-11

I was trying to find a good joke to tell my friends here on the #fediverse.

I checked in the soda line, no jokes.

I checked in the ice cream line, no jokes.

There was no punch line.

#SillyPost #jokes #BadAttemptsAtHumor

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-01-30

Blankets are very comfy.

I hate to make blanket statements, but that one is true!

#sillypost

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙Bwee@meow.social
2023-01-29

Grab life by the lemons and give 'em a good squeeze!!

To make lemonade.

Wait, where are you going?

xD

#sillypost

2021-07-21
To some it may only be cat litter. To me and my #cat this is our own private beach paradise 😇😂
#SillyPost #VacationOnMyMind
White cat litter that looks like sand with a plastic palm tree stuck in it.
Li Xi Qing 🇦🇺💙💛🇺🇦Azt3c
2021-02-16

@lonelyowl
но никакой системы нет

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