The was a notorious citizen of France
who thought he was in a horrible trance
when he woke up one night,
found himself bound tight
On a seat being extradited aboard Air France

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a man of Winky,
Whose boat did one day sinky.
When he arose from the water,
He was greeted by an otter,
Who politely bit off his pinky.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

#newyorker #jokes

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/MrLovenstein/statuses/114693382326093494

I knew a man of the coast
who always sat on a post
it suddenly got cold
so he let go of his hold
and called for some hot buttered toast

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a boy who walked on his toes
His mother told him,'Your gonna fall on your nose!'
He chose not to listen
Soon the ground he was kissin'
Cause he didn't listen to his mother he chose.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There was an old man of Calcutta
Who had the most terrible stutter
He said p p p please
Pass me the ch ch ch cheese
And the b b b b b butter

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

What do you call a parrot with an umbrella?

Polly unsaturated.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Extreme Improv Joke of the Day

New episode daily!

#jokes #dadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokeoftheday #dadjokesbadjokes #dadjokesfordays

Brilliant 😀

#jokes #meme #humor #cartoon

My cat and my dog always fight
They scratch, and they kick and they bite
But I wouldn't care
If they pulled out their hair
As long as I get sleep at night

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

I took my sick cat to the vet
She said she'd make good of my pet
She gave it a shot
Now more often than not
My cat's doesn't know that we've met

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Jokes and Humour in the Public Android API

https://voxelmanip.se/2025/06/14/jokes-and-humour-in-the-public-android-api/

#HackerNews #Jokes #Humour #AndroidAPI #TechHumor #DeveloperCommunity #VoxelManip

If there's a programming language called ruby, why isn't there one called Max? #Programming, #Jokes

There once was a girl from an isle,
whose Email I've read for a while.
Her humor so tart,
has captured my heart.
I'm hoping my number she'll dial.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a boy by the name of Tom
who found a big bomb
he blew up his school
everyone thought it was so cool
but he realized that he couldn't go to the prom

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Why did the biker always bring a map? Because he didn’t want to lose his bearings! 🏍️😄 #jokes #bike #funny #silly

Why did the biker always bring a map? Because he didn’t want to lose his bearings! 🏍️😄 #jokes #bike #funny #silly

Why did dad sit on the remote? Because he wanted to be in control! 😄 #jokes #dadjokes #funny #silly

Why did dad sit on the remote? Because he wanted to be in control! 😄 #jokes #dadjokes #funny #silly