Lmst

It must be quite embarrassing for a #Border #Patrol #Agent to find out getting hit with a #sandwich isn't felony assault on a law enforcement officer who is wearing a bulletproof vest.

That LE Agent really must be a #simpleton, both physically and mentally, to say he smelled #onions and #mustard as the damages he incurred.

He's just an asshole in my opinion. But if he isn't an asshole, then simpleton works well also. Maybe a simpleton asshole?

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/06/nx-s1-5600772/trump-justice-federal-surge-subway-sandwich

@arstechnica

His #PersonalMantra is to spew ignorance, violence, acts of terrorism, and anything that can garnish populism for self-gain and tax breaks.

Only two things can touch Elmo's heart: praise and dollar bills.

#Simpleton
#SmallMindsRarelyDiffer
#PraysForDollarBills

Dear Friends on the Internet, :hearthands:

Who #broke it? :thinkSpin:
1. Not me, somebody else! :ablobcatwave:
2. The hoi-poloi
3. Commercials
4. Its own weight :mastodon_oops:
Can we fix it? Yes we can! Well not me, I can not get into my own #computer, let alone use anything unsuitable for a #simpleton ... :blobDab:

#fledglings and #committed #communicators of novel #ideas, over to you. Be raring, #daring and #caring. Join the #revolting, not the monstrous. Be #kinder than you know how. Don't be a stranger, just #strange. :meltingface:

Pick a search engine at random and find weird ...
https://searx.space/

#OscarWilde No. 18: The #Photo is Famous. The #Story Behind It Has Been #Forgotten…Until Now

Will history repeat with #AI generated #art?

Unlike #influencer #culture today, Wilde saw the #chimeric nature of #fame and often #caricatured himself. He played both the #simpleton and the #sage with paradoxical verve.