#snot

2025-04-25

"I'd like a cup of snot, please."

"[Sneezes.] There you go!"

"Thank you!"

"You're welcome. Come back next time I need to sneeze."

#snot #sneeze

2025-04-19

I've just been to CVS to get a medicine. Then I got something else, and make the mistake of asking for a printed receipt. I was treated to a saga.

I'd post a picture, but I'm uninterested in performing the edits that would eliminate PII, so I'm going to link to an article instead.

Anyway, I'm wondering how the marketing meeting went.

:catthinking:

A: There's a problem with our rebates.

B: What is it?

A: People are ignoring them.

B: I see.

C: What if we just added more rebates? Then, it would be impossible for them to ignore them.

A and B: Great idea!

[Weeks later.]

A: There's a problem with our rebates.

B: What is it?

A: People are ignoring them.

B: I see.

C: What if we just added more rebates? Then, it would be impossible for them to ignore them.

A and B: Great idea!

[Weeks later.]

A: People are still ignoring the ream of rebates we print on the receipts.

B: I see.

C: Hear me out! We should write an entire saga on the receipts. "And then Harald the Great set off on his long ship to find the rebate to rule them all." The receipts won't fit into the customer's pocket, and they'll be forced to pay attention to the rebates.

A and B: HAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant!

[Weeks later.]

A; Didn't work.

B: How come?

A: Nobody is interested in our rebates.

C: Why do you say that?

A: Would you use a rebate for a rusted tin can, a busted car transmission, or a bag of snot?

C: I see...

B: Actually, the bag of snot one sounds appealing.

:holdthepain:

#CVS #receipts #saga #snot #rebates #marketing

vox.com/the-goods/2018/10/10/1

Jo the Neenish Tartneenish_tart@aus.social
2025-04-12

Ugh, covid begone. I am sick of being an exhausted snotgoblin #COVID19 #covid19aus #GoblinMode #snot

We gaan nog een dagje rustig aan doen. #snot

fyre_festivalsfyre_festivals
2025-02-28

New Artist announced for Louder Than Life Festival 2025: 🔥 Snot 🔥

🎶 Listen to the current LineUp on YouTube and Spotify: fyrefestivals.co
🎟️ Get your Tickets now: prf.hn/l/EJnYMdO

Jinji the GengarJinji@donphan.social
2025-02-18

So it's several weeks late, but it turns out that there was an old... acquaintance of Jinji's from many of his previous spin-off comics that heard about the Ghost's plan for the party, and couldn't resist slipping Jinji an extra puzzling present of his own... one with a very snotty twist! Yes, once again @kumapanda and I have wrote an additional three-page bonus ending to the original comic, which you can only read by becoming a monthly subscriber to my Ko-Fi!

ko-fi.com/i/IX8X01ASTPK

#Jinji #Jinjiverse #Birthday #BirthdayParty #puzzles #challenge #slime #story #prank #KoFi #Ko-Fi #bonusending #bonus #exclusive #snot #comic

#beard #frost #ice #moustache #snot #winter
📷 January 19, 2019 in Suvanto, Pelkosenniemi
My frosty beard on a cold day in front of our porch. The icy formation hanging from my moustache looks like the Puma logo upside down.
fyre_festivalsfyre_festivals
2025-01-31

New Artist announced for Alcatraz Metal Festival 2025

Snot

Added top 5 songs to the playlist Alcatraz Metal Festival 2025

Listen now on YouTube Music: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB5

#2025

2025-01-24

"I present to you Johnson & Johnson's Baby Snot."

[In the audience:]

"Ew...."

"WTF?"

"Have you gone mad?"

"How much for a bottle of snot?"

#JohnsonAndJohnson #snot #baby #nonsense

Noticias Rock CLNoticiasRock
2025-01-18

Finalmente pasó: SNOT se reunieron con nuevo vocalista en íntimo y explosivo show de regreso | vía

nacionrock.com/finalmente-paso

2025-01-06

The snotstorm has come and there is now a heavy cover of snot on the ground. If I were back in Québec, this would be the moment to make maple toffee on snot, but I'm not there.

Soon, the folks will put on their snotboots, and their snotcaps, and they'll bring out their snotshovels to clean up all the snot that has fallen on the ground. Some of them will use snotblowers to make quick work of the snot. The street themselves will be cleaned by snotplows.

Young kids will also come out to play in the snot. They'll throw snotballs at each others, and make snotfort, and snotmen. Their parents will remind them to not eat the yellow snot.

#snow #snot #weather #wx

2025-01-06

Consider yourself lucky if you're getting snow where you are. Here we're getting snot.

Heavy snot, even.

Get the tissues!

#snow #snot #weather #wx

A forecast of heavy snot and snot.
2025-01-04

"Please let me snot."

"Okay, snot, but only in reverse."

#snot #nonsense

Noticias Rock CLNoticiasRockCL@mas.to
2024-12-30
2024-12-26

Drawn with pen and ink on paper, digitised by the Huion Note.

#art #huion #huionnote #snot #booger #drawing

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