๐ง๐ค A tech genius attempts to decode Tenstorrent's mysteries with the precision of a drunken squirrel, only to discover that GitHub Copilot doesn't magically sprinkle fairy dust on mediocre code. Meanwhile, GitHub Advanced Security claims to find vulnerabilities, but let's be realโit's like using a magnifying glass to find a black hole. ๐๐ฅ
https://github.com/geohot/tt-tiny #techgenius #decoding #Tenstorrent #GitHubCopilot #softwaredevelopment #cybersecurity #humor #HackerNews #ngated
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๐งโก๏ธ๐ Oh, look! Now you can turn your endless sea of unread promotional emails into a neat #SQLite #database. Because who wouldn't want to spend their weekend wrestling with SQL queries to find that Groupon from 2012 instead of just using the search bar? ๐#TechGenius
https://github.com/marcboeker/gmail-to-sqlite #TechNews #EmailManagement #SQLQueries #WeekendProject #HackerNews #ngated
๐ฉ๐ค "Replace #Kubernetes with systemd" they said, because apparently using a hammer to fix a computer makes total sense. ๐ Why innovate when you can just duct tape your way to 2024, right? #TechGenius #InnovationOrInsanity
https://blog.yaakov.online/replacing-kubernetes-with-systemd/ #TechHumor #Innovation #DuctTape #Systemd #HackerNews #ngated
Ah yes, the modern digital fortress: where our hero valiantly defends against evil spam bots with the 21st-century equivalent of leaving a flaming bag on the doorstop ๐๐ฃ. Who needs firewalls or actual security measures when you can blow up virtual postmen instead? ๐๐ #TechGenius
https://idiallo.com/blog/zipbomb-protection #TechHumor #DigitalSecurity #SpamDefense #VirtualFortress #CyberDefense #HackerNews #ngated
๐ซ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Tech Genius Attempts Windows Gaming on Mac, Ends Up Encountering the Mysterious and Unyielding 403 Error! Who needs games when you can play the thrilling game of Internet Access Denied? ๐ฎ๐ซ
https://www.andrewethanzeng.com/i-tried-windows-gaming-on-a-macand-its-amazing/ #TechGenius #WindowsGaming #MacErrors #InternetAccessDenied #403Error #HackerNews #ngated
๐จBREAKING: A revolutionary method to outsmart #chatbots has emerged, involving daring feats of... ๐ฅreading error messages๐ฅ. Witness the sheer genius of tech's finest minds as they bravely confront the "403 Forbidden" dragon. ๐โจ
https://hiddenlayer.com/innovation-hub/novel-universal-bypass-for-all-major-llms/ #revolutionarymethod #errorhandling #techgenius #403forbidden #breakingnews #HackerNews #ngated
๐๐ฑ So, a tech genius reinvented the wheel by making his own Leaf app widget because Nissan forgot a home screen button. ๐ค๐ง Bravo! Now we can all sleep better knowing there's yet another way to easily check our battery status without opening an app. Thanks, Kevin, for single-handedly saving Leaf owners from the harrowing task of a few extra taps! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
https://kevintechnology.com/posts/leaf-widget/ #techinnovation #Leafapp #Nissanbattery #techgenius #appwidget #HackerNews #ngated
๐จ Breaking News: Tech Genius Uses Terminal Due to ๐ฅด Ancient Hardware ๐จ - Dive into this riveting piece where the author heroically battles a 403 error screen and delves deep into their love affair with the terminal because, apparently, upgrading hardware is just too mainstream. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://colean.cc/journal/2024/08sep.html #TechGenius #TerminalLove #AncientHardware #403Error #UpgradeStruggles #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated
The "Awesome" Network Engineer. ๐ค
We donโt just fix networks. We fix lives. (Okay, mostly just networks.)
๐ https://techgeeksapparel.com/awesome-network-engineer-t-shirt/
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๐ญ Oh look, another tech genius just realized social media is full of garbage! ๐๏ธ๐ฅฑ Heilmann's shocking revelation: "Content creation is a #circus, and I'm the unwilling clown." ๐๐คก Spoiler: He still tweets, toots, and YouTubes with the best (worst) of them. ๐
https://christianheilmann.com/2025/03/12/nobody-should-be-a-content-creator/ #techgenius #socialmedia #contentcreation #humor #clowns #HackerNews #ngated
๐ Breaking news! ๐ The tech geniuses have discovered that selling a browser is like selling your car to fix a lemonade monopoly! ๐๐ Who knew? Apparently, logic isn't invited to this legal party. ๐
https://chriscoyier.net/2025/03/14/google-being-forced-to-sell-chrome-is-not-good-for-the-web/ #breakingnews #techgenius #browserlemonade #legalparty #carfix #HackerNews #ngated
โจ Did you know? Alexander Graham Bell, best known for inventing the telephone, was a true pioneer! ๐ But beyond the iconic phone, he made incredible contributions in many fields, like aviation, sound recording, and even teaching the deaf! ๐
Which of Graham Bellโs inventions do you think changed the world the most? Drop your thoughts below! โฌ๏ธ
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In today's episode of tech bro enlightenment, someone built an app to remind them that reality exists outside their screenโby suggesting they literally touch grass. ๐ฟ Apparently, the solution to existential dread is a user interface that points to... nature? ๐ Maybe next theyโll invent an app to remind them to breathe. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ #TechGenius
https://touchgrass.now/ #TechEnlightenment #TouchGrass #RealityCheck #NatureApp #ExistentialDread #HackerNews #ngated
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๐ฏ๐ After a series of "inspiring" TED talks ๐ค and late-night brainstorming sessions ๐, I've founded my own #game-changing #tech company! ๐ป๐ฑ #EntrepreneurLife
๐๐ Introducing "Emojify" - the world's first emoji-based language translator! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค Lost in translation? Not anymore! ๐ก๐ #FutureOfCommunication
๐ค๐คฉ Looking for #investors to join the emoji revolution! ๐ธ๐ฐ Let's turn those ๐ฉ into ๐ฐ! Slide into my DMs if you want in! ๐ #FundingGoals
๐๐ Sure, there will be ups and downs, but hey, I've got a "Fail Fast, Emoji Faster" mindset! ๐ช๏ธ๐ #StartupWisdom
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๐ก๐ Got big dreams of expanding globally! ๐๐ Say "hello" in emojis, and Emojify will do the rest! ๐๐๏ธ #GlobalDomination
๐๐ฅ And of course, awards will come pouring in! ๐๐๏ธ Time to practice my surprised face for the acceptance speeches! ๐ค๐คช #AwardWinner
๐๐ค Studying up on all the "How to Speak Emoji" guides ๐๐ to stay ahead of the competition! #LifelongLearner
๐๐ฏ Remember, success is all about the power of positive thinking! ๐ฎ๐ I've got my #EmojiVisionBoard ready! ๐ฏ๐ญ #ManifestingSuccess
๐ฅ๐ก Embrace the #emoji lifestyle! From morning coffee โ to bedtime stories ๐, life's better when it's filled with tiny pictures! ๐ธ๐ #EmojifyYourLife
๐ค๐ Who needs sleep when you're changing the world, one emoji at a time? ๐ดโ #SleepIsForTheWeak
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๐ฏ๐ After a series of "inspiring" TED talks ๐ค and late-night brainstorming sessions ๐, I've founded my own #game-changing #tech company! ๐ป๐ฑ #EntrepreneurLife
๐๐ Introducing "Emojify" - the world's first emoji-based language translator! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค Lost in translation? Not anymore! ๐ก๐ #FutureOfCommunication
๐ค๐คฉ Looking for #investors to join the emoji revolution! ๐ธ๐ฐ Let's turn those ๐ฉ into ๐ฐ! Slide into my DMs if you want in! ๐ #FundingGoals
๐๐ Sure, there will be ups and downs, but hey, I've got a "Fail Fast, Emoji Faster" mindset! ๐ช๏ธ๐ #StartupWisdom
๐๐ช Shoutout to my rockstar team! ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ป๐จโ๐ป Together, we'll conquer the world, one ๐ at a time! #SquadGoals
๐ก๐ Got big dreams of expanding globally! ๐๐ Say "hello" in emojis, and Emojify will do the rest! ๐๐๏ธ #GlobalDomination
๐๐ฅ And of course, awards will come pouring in! ๐๐๏ธ Time to practice my surprised face for the acceptance speeches! ๐ค๐คช #AwardWinner
๐๐ค Studying up on all the "How to Speak Emoji" guides ๐๐ to stay ahead of the competition! #LifelongLearner
๐๐ฏ Remember, success is all about the power of positive thinking! ๐ฎ๐ I've got my #EmojiVisionBoard ready! ๐ฏ๐ญ #ManifestingSuccess
๐ฅ๐ก Embrace the #emoji lifestyle! From morning coffee โ to bedtime stories ๐, life's better when it's filled with tiny pictures! ๐ธ๐ #EmojifyYourLife
๐ค๐ Who needs sleep when you're changing the world, one emoji at a time? ๐ดโ #SleepIsForTheWeak
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@eob Sure does! If it doesn't, we'll just have to build a better one. #TechGenius
He has seemed high ever since that purchase also. I don't know how else to explain the dreadful decision making that has been on display over at the other place tbh. We can at very least put to bed the notion that he is a #TechGenius once and for all imho.
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