#ExistentialDread

Das MuktinathanDas_Muktinathan
2026-02-09

"I’d commit him, Doc... but I need the eggs." πŸ₯šπŸ”

The ultimate human dilemma: knowing the world is a simulation but staying for the perks. Whether it's chasing fame, money, or validation, we’re all just men in chicken suits clucking at a rock in the sky. If you're feeling a "glitch" in your reality today, don't panicβ€”your eyes are just finally starting to work.
thelongstand.substack.com/p/th

2026-02-02
2026-01-31

If you want a new existential crisis, find a job in the payment industry. Preferably one where you need to integrate with existing payment systems.

Smokes, mirrors, legalese, layers of indemnification, and a serving of "what you gonna do, not accept Visa?" sauce.

This whole pile of crap has no right to keep functioning!

PS: Table at developer.apple.com/documentat is missing two cells. Not a row, not a column, two cells. Good luck implementing it!

#payments #existentialdread

2026-01-30

I’ve picked up my knitting needles for the first time in a year. Perhaps things are looking up. #depression #agoraphobia #existentialDread

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-19

πŸš€ Another day, another tech bro trying to convince us that turning AI-generated slop into "art" will save civilization. 🎨 Because, clearly, what we need right now is more people swapping out for a side of existential dread. πŸ™„
slopper.robot-future.com/

Dr. Folke Bernadotte πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ίfolkebernadotte25
2026-01-16

7/7 Ultimately, this is the French Absurd: a man with a "mouth-thing" speaking to a journalist who hasn't been home in 50 years, while a soldier-turned-Shunamit offers coffee. We are all waiting for the "contractor" to finish the building next door so the symptoms will stop. But the contractor is a liar, and the building is a dream. All we have left is the whipped cream and the silence. πŸ₯‚πŸŒ‘
youtu.be/Wk7FW39jqoo?si=LqYK_q

Prof. Dr. Philipp WolffπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Philipp_wolff
2026-01-11

3/10 The "Aha!" moment is the realization that everything after 1888 is a repetition compulsion. We are merely regurgitating a cow that should have been grilled in 1914. We have been chewing on the same dry hide for over a century, calling it "progress." #1888 #1914

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-04

πŸ“š Oh, the irony! We're delving into how the king of penned his hilltop . Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of words, pretentiousness, and the kind of existential dread that would make even roll his eyes. πŸ™„πŸ“–
theguardian.com/books/2025/dec

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-24

πŸ“¬πŸ€– Congratulations! Your inbox is now a nefarious, digital outlaw wielding an army of one-armed bandits. Prepare to fight this metaphorical villain by hitting snooze, then pretend you invented the concept of folders. After all, what are emails, if not slot machines of existential dread? πŸŽ°πŸ™„
parentheticallyspeaking.org/ar

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-23

β˜•οΈ Welcome to the labyrinthine maze of "The Coffee Warehouse," where James Coleman embarks on an epic quest for a tall Pike and a banana nut loaf, only to discover the existential dread of Starbucks lines and interest-free loans πŸ“ˆ. Because nothing says "I'm a sophisticated thinker" like ranting about the overpriced coffee you keep buying anyway. πŸ˜‚
scopeofwork.net/the-coffee-war

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-22

Ah, the existential dread of sifting through the Hacker News drivel is palpable 🀑. The author bravely whines about the digital cesspool of algorithm-pandering posts, yet they contribute with their own mind-numbing grumble 🍿. Hacker News: where meets infinite scroll of nothingness πŸ’»πŸ”„.
blog.absurdpirate.com/im-tired

Court Cantrell does not complycourtcan
2025-12-22

no one:

no one at all:

not one freaking entity in existence:

me: but *does* Santa "know we're all God's children"? is Santa sentient in a way that makes Santa *able* to know things? what is Santa's definition of "God's children"? what are Santa's conceptions of the name "God," the word "God," and the concept of "God"? and how the hell does ANY of this "make everything right"?!!








2025-12-22

Leaving you all with this essay about the #ExistentialDread a lot of us are experiencing, and how one person found hope through #SolarPunk! (And I am another one of those people!)

It's been a record-breaking #SolarPunkSunday, and a great way to celebrate a year of #Resiliency, #SharingInformation, #Rewilding, #Mending, #Gardening, and building the foundation for the future we all need! I'll re-post a few articles from yesterday, and then will call it a Solar Punk day! ! A special thanks to @BrambleBearGrrrauwling and @MaQuest !

A Future Dream - How solarpunk helped alleviate my existential dread.

Solarpunk pushes against the bleak Blade Runner future of cyberpunk that centers urban dystopias dominated by corporations and technology. Solarpunk imagines an #inclusive, #sustainable, possible future, where #renewable #technology meets #ecological #enlightenment.

by Sage Agee, Art by Yuumei, Spring 2023

"LIKE MANY OF MY GENERATION, I have known dread nearly my entire life. In fifth grade, I was assigned a research paper on the topic of my choice. I had begun to spend my weekends with my dad, hanging out at coffee shops in downtown Salem, Oregon, and chatting with adults about the news. We had just witnessed the 9/11 attacks, and the adults in my life seemed to be waking up to global issues, their fear palpable even to a young child.

"This was not long after the release of #AnInconvenientTruth, and I decided to interview my dad’s friends about #ClimateChange and their predictions for the future. When I turned in the finished paper, which detailed mass extinctions and natural disasters, my teacher, Mrs. Stark, wouldn’t accept it. She didn’t believe in climate change, she said, and I needed to study a different topic.

"After that, I felt myself slipping from endless curiosity about the world into a mindset where I had to prepare for the worst, and trust no one. This helped me create the shield I needed to get through adolescence. By then, I knew that my gender and sexuality didn’t align with typical gender roles, but I kept that secret close to my tape-bound chest.

"Solarpunk represents a movement from today’s reality toward a gritty, pragmatic, better future.

"Before my parents divorced, we went to an Evangelical church every Sunday, and I learned to pray each night before bed. These prayers became a place for me to put every bad thought I would have during the day, to pass them along to God. I had already developed a deep shame for my thoughts of being more boyish, and I prayed for these thoughts to end, just as I prayed for an end to natural disasters. I prayed for a better girl-mask. I prayed for a better world. My compulsive thinking followed me into my teenage years. In the ninth grade, I started an environmental justice group, hosting letter-writing parties and taking part in local protests at the Oregon Capitol, but when anti-green legislation passed into law, or when images emerged detailing islands of garbage in the ocean, I blamed myself for not doing more.

"This kind of thinking kept me from coming out as transgender. Every time I had an intrusive thought about growing facial hair and passing as a boy, my self-blame returned. Maybe I wasn’t trying hard enough to be a girl; maybe I just needed to date boys and straighten my hair and shave my legs and wear makeup; maybe too, I needed to do more about the environment, protest more, organize more, do something more. I kept making up versions of myself. I only talked about environmental justice around my dad’s liberal friends. I only downplayed my femininity around my queer friends.
artwork depicting someone reading in a futuristic setting

"The one place where I escaped from this constant masking and shifting was in the books I consumed. At 17, I read #UrsulaLeGuin’s series of novels, the #HainishCycle, for the first time. I was instantly drawn into the worlds she created, where gender was fluid, as in #TheLeftHandOfDarkness, where some worlds grappled with climate disaster just as some had overcome it, as in #TheDispossessed. The way she experimented with the utopian, which always included queerness and dissolved gender roles, was like nothing I had read or experienced.

"When I allowed myself to fall into these fictions, my dread would turn over into an almost hopeful outlook. I understood this as fantasy, though, and never considered taking what I had read in LeGuin into my real life. Instead, I spent years dreaming of alternate realities, where I hadn’t been born into a doomed world. To cope with the real world, I would make lists of everything I would need to survive a catastrophe, and I taught myself #SurvivalSkills, like how to build a friction fire in the backyard."

Read more:
earthisland.org/journal/index.

Archived version:
archive.ph/PHXNH

#SolarPunkSunday #Earth4All #HopePunk #BuildingCommunity #Resiliency

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-19

Ah yes, the digital nightmare where playing a game requires more ID than buying a house 🏠. Clearly, accessing is like trying to sneak into Fort Knox, only with the added thrill of cloud-based existential dread. Enjoy your virtual epic quest through the depths of meaningless security prompts, heroes! πŸ›‘οΈπŸ”’
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-16

πŸš€ Who knew existential dread could be so trendy? πŸ€” "Thin desires" are apparently the new – everybody wants them but nobody knows why. 🍞πŸ₯‘ Perhaps we should just eat a sandwich and chill. πŸ“‰πŸ‘€
joanwestenberg.com/thin-desire

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-11

Ah, the "good ol' days" of when projects were green and fields were greener. 🌿 Now, in the age of , it's all sad trombones 🎺 and existential dreadβ€”because apparently coding apps for others isn't fulfilling enough. πŸ‘ Keep vibing in your melancholy corner, dear coder, while the rest of us embrace our robot overlords. πŸ€–
law.gmnz.xyz/vibe-coding-is-ma

Carolanniecarolannie@c.im
2025-12-11

Tsk. I must charge up my LED camping lights. And I'll just bet Xfinity manages to go down tonight. Doug firs will fall. I worry episodically about the huge Doug fir in our backyard. Hopefully the wind will not be bad.
#ExistentialDread #AtmosphericRiver #PNWweather πŸ«¦πŸŒ§οΈβ˜”β›ˆοΈπŸ˜¨

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-24

Ah yes, because the world was desperately waiting for Notion 2.0, now with 100% more and 200% more self-congratulation. πŸš€πŸ™„ Apparently, the secret to is quitting your job and rebranding your existential dread as a "knowledge base." πŸ†πŸ“š
imedadel.com/outcrop/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-20

πŸ€” Ah, the age-old struggle of crafting adversarial poetry to trick Large Language Models! πŸ˜‚ Because clearly, the best way to outsmart AI is with a haiku about its existential dread. πŸ“šβœ¨ Surely, this will revolutionize... something.
arxiv.org/abs/2511.15304

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-18

πŸš€βœ¨ "Gemini 3 Pro Preview" is the new way to remind you of the existential dread of forgetting your Google login πŸ§ πŸ”. Now featuring: a thrilling tour of every language option you won't use πŸŒπŸ˜‚. Because nothing screams cutting-edge AI technology like a login screen! πŸ”„πŸ˜…
aistudio.google.com/prompts/ne

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