You never forget your first kiss, the birth of your first child, or the first time you dump a body in a heavily wooded area.

My demons could beat up your demons.

@loren What are the other reasons? And which is better: mstdn•social or tech•lgbt?

Good news! According to https://status.mastodon.social, the spam attack is virtually over!

Well done, everyone!

I get crypto #spam tagged on #Twitter once every other day. I report it every time and have to manually block them every time. It doesn’t get better.

I’ve gotten one crypto spam tag on #Mastodon this morning, and it was already removed before I clicked the notification.

Having real people that care running your community makes a difference. Thanks for holding it down @Gargron and team! 🙏

Sweet Baby

#comic #webcomic #warandpeas #funny #comicstrip #comedy

Hi, people in the UK!

I just got a bill for $3,001.36, which is for one visit to the hospital. That amount is what I have to pay *after* insurance.

Vote the Tories out and protect your #NHS. The system in the US is the system they want for you. They want a profit-making health service because they'd own it and you'd be making them richer every time you go to the doctor.

And people in Scotland: in the long term Labour are not going to save the NHS. Vote #SNP. Make Scotland independent!

Just updated my i3 rice. #NonBinary #Enby #LGBT

RT @ndrew_lawrence
feels like the easiest employees to replace with ai would be ceos if we're being honest

I wish I could've been there to see it.

Montana rep Zooey Zephyr was swatted a few hours after her girlfriend, Erin Reed, was swatted in Maryland

Zooey predicted this would happen months ago. We all could.

To all of you upset about using terms like genocide regarding Republican actions against trans people?

You showed everyone your true colors

This is genocide.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

https://www.advocate.com/crime/zooey-zephyr

Poll: Do you think the Web browser war is over (FYI, as of Feb/2023, Chrome has 79.7%, ME-Edge, 8.6%, Mozilla Firefox 4.8%, and Apple Safari has a 3.9% market share)? Please share for a broad reach. TIA.

CONSERVATIVES: Corporations are people and deserve free-speech rights

CORPORATIONS: Trans people exist

CONSERVATIVES: Not like that

Modern "AI" is AI in the same way sticking feathers up your butt makes you a chicken.

Tyler Durden would be proud.

#ai #aiart #aiethics

@Klaxun the key to engagement is to make sure to post when your followers are awake

1. Peel an orange.
2. Cover with orange marzipan, adding dimples to match the original peel.
3. Eat the orange in public like it’s an apple.

Giuliani admits that in 1993 mayoral race he had people hand out cards in a Hispanic neighborhood saying that Immigration and Naturalization Services would be near the polls hauling people away. Fucker. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/01/trump-giuliani-voter-suppression/?utm_campaign=wp_for_you&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_personalizedforyou&utm_content=readinghistory_Philip_Bump__position1

@kelbot @engarneering@floss.social Just had this now. My school wifi doesn't like #NextDNS.

You asked for it, and it’s coming. Quote posts, search, and groups are on their way. In the meantime, check out the new onboarding experience launching today. https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2023/05/a-new-onboarding-experience-on-mastodon/

@Mastodon Sounds mostly exciting, but I'm uneasy about quote posts.

I'll see how this plays out, but I guess there's always Misskey is things go wrong!