akbea

Currently in a 52% Remain / 48% Leave relationship with Twitter. Probably not half as funny or half as left-wing as she thinks she is. Ex-NHS clinical scientist, now freelance editor and proofreader; Yorkshire, Northumberland and rewritten.uk.

Twitter: @akbea
Threads: @akbea1

akbeaakbea
2023-09-11

Thanks to all involved in organising and contributing to a fabulous !

When the Oh Shit moment comes along next year, and it's time to book, who knows whether curiosity really will get the better of fear ...

@edibuddies

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HappyToastIamHappyToast
2023-08-25
Trump mugshot as The Joker
akbeaakbea
2023-08-23

From the Guardian. Not so much a sentence, more a matryoshka doll.

“The plane that crashed in the Tver Region listed Yevgeny Prigozhin among its passengers, (Russia’s aviation agency) Rosaviatsia said,” TASS news agency reported, AFP reports.

@edibuddies

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Paul Bassett Daviesthewritertype@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-16

Once you've learned how to write "Shit, I am so drunk," in Sanskrit, Mandarin and Arabic, you're pretty much ready to open your own tattoo shop.

akbeaakbea
2023-08-15

We're rewatching old seasons.
My brain has been playing this tune, and this game, for two days straight.

Doo-do do doo-do-doo do
SPANNER

Doo-do do doo-do-doo do
MOLLUSC

Doo-do do doo-do-doo do
EARWORM

I may require an intervention.

youtu.be/tkswZLdSPnQ

akbeaakbea
2023-08-14

Just tried to reply to a post using .
So obviously the only thing left to do now is to post about it on , then screenshot it and put it on .

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Christian Wilkiecwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-08-10

Once again reminding thoughtful users to please include camel-case in your hashtags— #AmEditing #AmWriting #AmReading #WritingCommunity #SmallBusiness —to assist with text-to-speech readers for vision-impaired internet users. The capitals help the readers parse the individual words, which would otherwise come out as garble.

If you believe everyone should have access to everything online, or are even excited at the thought of everyone coming to the table, please consider this practice. #a11y

akbeaakbea
2023-08-05

I've got a new follower on . Like someone turning up to a dinner party just as the hosts are loading the dishwasher.

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2023-08-01

Hello everyone! 👋 We've joined the fediverse as part of an experiment with our friends from BBC Research & Development. Read more about it here: bbc.co.uk/rd/blog/2023-07-mast

akbeaakbea
2023-07-30

It's taken me many years, but today I knew Mr B's transition to full-blown cricket fan was complete.

On a beach in the Scottish Highlands, he approached a random stranger (whose radio was playing TMS) to ask what the score was.

My work here is done 😁

akbeaakbea
2023-07-06

Just popping in to the previous replacement to say that I'm now on the latest Twitter replacement at threads.net/@rewrittenuk

akbeaakbea
2023-01-30

I've just discovered the existence of something called a Nose-Hoover thermostat and now I can't work for laughing.

@edibuddies

akbeaakbea
2022-12-29

Happy Wordleversary to me! I get a medal now, right?

A graphic showing my Wordle statistics, with 365 wins from 365 consecutive games played
akbeaakbea
2022-12-28

One day to go – and I almost fell at the penultimate hurdle.

A graphic showing a 364-day winning streak in Wordle
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Paul Bassett Daviesthewritertype@mastodonapp.uk
2022-12-26

What idiot called it a hangover instead of not calling it anything, and not saying anything at all and just being very, very quiet please

akbeaakbea
2022-12-25

Bollocks. I forgot to put the sprouts on.

That's the problem with a September birthday. There's too much else going on.

akbeaakbea
2022-12-23

@Liveotherwise Sounds great. Give me a yell if you want me to do a sample edit for you in the new year 🙂

akbeaakbea
2022-12-23

@Liveotherwise I'm an editor (Advanced Professional Member of the Chartered Institute of Editing and Proofreading; website link in my bio) and I've worked with quite a few indie authors over the years. What genre is your book?

akbeaakbea
2022-12-20

@caughtjester they're fabulous!

akbeaakbea
2022-12-20

As one, a nation shouts "No! That's not a fiver!"

An image of the new UK five-pound note, featuring a portrait of King Charles where his mother ought to be.

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