Ha ha CARROT understands industrial capacity better than the FUCK who FUCKING FUCK.
Also the air quality in the app does not agree with my mucosal surfaces.
#achoo
Good morning Mastodonians! A bright sunny one, some warmth, and my car was caked with pollen when I got in it. Le sigh. A few more weeks and I'll be free, I keep telling myself. Tree pollen is my nemesis; I can handle grass and ragweed and all that other stuff, but the trees have it in for me.
How're all my friends & followers today?
Who remember that I get terrible hay fever in spring in Western MA? Apparently NOT ME, the person that planned a trip out here in this season. Not. Enough. Allegra. In. The. World. There are times when I really miss ephedrine. (I blame years of California and overseas living; all of the pollen I’m allergic to is East Coast North America and Texas.) #achoo
Happy Sneeze Day!
Commemorating the 1894 film "Fred Ott Sneezing" made in Edison's Black Maria studios in West Orange, NJ
There's seven and a half hours left... the score is Claritin 14, spores 14. Today it feels like the San Fernando Valley is hosting the Pollen Bowl.
#achoo 🤧
That feeling you get when the biggest sneeze happens 🦁💨 Give a transformative bless you and get early videos when you support my work at patreon.com/purekoor #furryart #animation #furry #art #tf #video #achoo
“A cold is a viral infection of the upper respiratory tract (also called an upper respiratory infection or URI). Colds usually last less than a week and are caused by different respiratory viruses.”
“More than 200 respiratory viruses can cause colds. #Rhinoviruses are the most frequent cause of colds in the United States.”
#CommonCold #virus #viruses #achoo #coronavirus #parainfluenza #adenoviruses #enteroviruses
#humanMetapneumovirus
https://www.cdc.gov/common-cold/about/index.html
Fields of Goldenrods
#NatureASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames #achoo #damnalergies
#punindented #punintended #humorfürhartgesottene #homorfürfortgeschrittene #wortspiele #wortspieledesgrauens #wortspieleausderhölle #wortwitze #wortwitzedesgrauens #wortwitzeausderhölle #kalauer #flachwitze #homokalaueriensis #homopuniensis #taylorswiftmemes #taylorswiftedits #swiftmemes #erastourtaylorswift #icebucket #catchacold #erkältung #erkältungszeit #eiswasser #hatschi #achoo
"When someone sneezes, we often use the word achoo to describe the sound. Every time we hear an achoo, we are often compelled to answer with a Bless you or God bless you. But why? Where did the word achoo come from, and why do we feel the need to bless someone whenever we hear a sneeze?"
"Two common theories have to do with demons and spirits. It was once believed that the soul temporarily left the body during a sneeze, leaving it vulnerable to the clutches of Satan. The blessing was intended to keep the devil away from the sneezer’s soul. According to another theory, a person sneezed to expel evil spirits from their body, and the blessing was given to prevent them from going right back in."
It's spring and all of the plants are trying to kill me #achoo
Ah the pollen has caught up with me finally. Vertigo, my beloathed...