It appears this is an "April Fools" joke.
It is not clearly labeled as a joke and the satire would certainly not be clear to those unfamiliar with Linux.
❓"Mark this date as I reveal the most shocking development since Linus Torvalds smiled at a conference."
⁉️"The transition to OnePackage is scheduled to begin next month, with complete adoption expected by the end of 2055—or 'whenever we get around to it,' according to the official roadmap document."
❗" One Package Roundup" links to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day