#BusinessHumor

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-25

πŸš€ Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage more legit! β˜•οΈπŸ§  Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? πŸ“ˆ
thetreeoflife.cc/demo

2025-05-23

@nixCraft Maybe Visa and Mastercard are performing better? Considering that OnlyFans accepts them πŸ˜œπŸ’³

Nat (she/they)murderveggie
2025-04-12
Modified Star Wars poster:
Stakeholder Wars, a new scope
Product Owner as Scope Skywalker 
Sales as Princess Pusher
Co-starring CEO as Darth Deadline
Music by Unrequested Feedback 
Produced by Shifting Priorities and Budget Constraints
United Ghouls Studiountitledgamestudios
2024-11-08

Overthinking? Yeah, we call that 'procrastination in a power suit.' Keep moving, the future’s already miles ahead. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

F. Saint Clair, X-Corps CFO

Vinita Palaniveloovinithadinesh
2024-09-30

Why do companies want to merge?

Because they wanted to create a "synergy" that was greater than the sum of their self... or maybe they just couldn't resist a good "power couple"... πŸ˜‰

Want to find your ideal partner in the business world? Let's talk .

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2024-04-19

A Massively humorous Impressive and Utterly Definitive Exploration of Executive Presencing That Will Permanently Alter Your Perception of Your Own Laughable Inadequacy that you can learn how to up your influence.

open.substack.com/pub/funnybut

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Osamahosama
2023-10-16

Ignoring your mistakes is like trying to swipe left on your problems. They'll keep coming back, trust me.


Punsteriapunsteria
2023-07-03

"Why don't entrepreneurs ever get stressed? Because they always have a start-up solution! "
punsteria.com/entrepreneur-pun

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