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Ah, Neron, the (former) Lord of Hell. Like Lucifer, only twice as egomaniacal and ten times as sassy. But even he knows there's no market value on a fascist's soul.

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #104)

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A comic panel is captioned "The Lord of Hell when a Republican once again tries to sell his ratty-(censored) worthless soul for votes". Neron, the handsome blonde lord of Hell, rolls his eyes and pouts. He says, "Oh, great. It's this guy." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

What can I say? I didn't use imitation bots to make this, so already it's a lot higher quality than the Wonka experience!

Did you know Wayne Enterprises made candy? I didn't!

(Art sampled from "The Boy Wonder" Vol. 1 #2)

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Ya wanna know the truth? It's pretty easy not ta' be creepy when ya' treat people like they belong ta' themselves instead a' you. Compliments oughta uplift what they're feelin', not draw attention ta' what yer feelin'.

Also, why are all the leftist admins so good lookin'? It's true!

(Art sampled from "Spirit World" Vol. 2 #1)

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A comic panel is captioned "Whenever a leftist account posts an admin reveal". An attractive young ghost with long black hair and a blue robe stares at the reader, wide-eyed and blushing. He says, "That's... ... amazing." He is labeled "The Me Who Admires Beauty". An old ghost woman with her gray hair done up in a bun with sticks through it, dressed in a gray robe with gold trim, bonks the young man over the head with a stick shaped into a jade dragon. She says, "Settle down now." She is labeled "The Me Who Doesn't Want To Be Creepy". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Luckily I have good friends who don't always take no for an answer. But yeah, doesn't matter if I wanna or not, this is what happens!

(Art sampled from "Peacemaker Tries Hard!" Vol. 1 #1)

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A comic panel is captioned "Whenever I'm Asked Out". In the panel, Amanda Waller is speaking to the Suicide Squad while Peacemaker is on speaker. Peacemaker says, "I'm planning a little get-together this weekend, and I'd love to have them there." Captain Boomerang has a look of shock, and is labeled "Anxiety." He says, "Say no!" Deadpool holds up a hand to stop, and draws his hand across his throat. He is labeled "Depression," and he says, "Tell him we're busy." Harley Quinn is gritting her teeth and holding up her hands. She is labeled "Exhaustion." King Shark is playing a Nintendo Switch and not paying attention. He is labeled "The live shark in my head that just vidya gaems". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

King shark is by far the best part a' Suicide Squad: Kill Arkham Asylum. Compared ta' other portrayals, this one is more thoughtful, more philosophical, but still very much a shark who eats people, an' I'm there for it! Not enough ta' get the game though. Has anyone played it? Is it any good?

(Art sampled from "Suicide Squad: Kill Arkham Asylum" Vol. 1 #5)

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Three comic panels are captioned "King Shark Presents: Dealing with Fascists Step by Step". The first panel is labeled "Step 1: De-Escalate". King Shark raises his hands and says, "I am not looking for trouble. Perhaps we can work this out peacefully?" The second panel is labeled "Step 2: Protect Yourself and Others". Guards open fire on King Shark with lightning guns. King Shark leaps and tumbles out of the way. The final panel is captioned "Step 3: Aww [censored] it, you tried". King Shark is violently tearing through guards, blood on his jaws and a blood spray in the air. He says, "This is not my fault. I gave you an out." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

One a' my all-time favorite quotes. I ain't much a' a religious person. But I do believe we're all connected, an' connected ta' the universe, on a fundamental level, an' I think that's beautiful.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #220)

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Three comic panels edited in purples, blues, and reds. Kilowog walks through the woods under a full moon. He lifts off from the ground, then flies toward the moon through a starry sky with the power of his green lantern ring. A series of captions say, "The iron in our blood, the calcium in our teeth, the carbon in our genes, were produced billions of years ago in the interior of a red giant star. We are made of star-stuff. Carl Sagan." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit."

Leftism is a really big tent, with a lotta different ideological variations, but one thing we oughta all agree on is ya never cross a picket line! When workers strike, we support 'em however we can!

Art sampled from "Justice League International" Vol. 1 #10)

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Two comic panels. In the first, Kilowog, in his Green Lantern uniform, approaches Mister Miracle of the Justice League International. Kilowog says, "Hey! What's all the uproar?" Mister Miracle says, "It's capitalism! It doesn't seem to be working very well!" Kilowog saysm, "You poozers tried turning it off yet?" Mister Miracle looks shocked. "Turn off... capitalism?" Kilowog says, "I mean what I said--" A caption reads, "Turn off capitalism. Support striking workers." Another caption says "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Bein' my kinda neurospicy means that when I'm in a dark spiral, I can't never remember bein' out a' it. Times a' joy just no longer exist fer me.

But here's the thing: It ain't true. I have had joy, so much a' it, an' I'll have it again. Intellectually I know that. So I try ta' listen ta' just my intellect an' ignore my memory for a while.

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #12)

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In a comic panel Kilowog is lying on his back, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots. He is unconscious. A purple and blue aura surrounds him, and the background is a psychadelic swirl of color. He thinks, "I know sumptin's broken inside. I can feel my heartjuices spillin'. I'm conscious... feeling myself dyin'." A caption reads, "Sometimes I feel like this. But never forever. Trust that it will pass." Another caption says, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Fun as the fundamentalist excuses fer this passage are, they ain't true. The English translation is actually more-or-less accurate fer once, bald means bald, an' kids are kids.

So I guess I'm sayin' an important part a' the "wouldja rather meet a random man or random bear" conversation is makin' sure the man ain't magically controllin' the bear.

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #104)

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A comic panel is captioned, "Fundamentalists trying to justify 2 Kings 2:23-24". THe panel is Jon Kent, a.k.a. Superman, carrying an armful of stuffed teddy bears of various colors. He says, "That man was really nice to give us all these free bears."

The weirdest part a' this is that Huntress here is Earth-2's Huntress, which means she's Bruce's daughter from the future. This can't be somethin' ya' wanna see yer dad doin'.

(Art sampled from "Justice Society of America" Vol. 4 #4)

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A comic panel is captioned, "There is no heterosexual explanation for this." On a rooftop on a rainy Gotham night, Batman is kneeling on the butt of an anthropomorphic frog in a suit while Earth 2's Huntress, Batman's daughter, looks on. A caption says, "There is no other explanation either, but there's definitely no heterosexual explanation". Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Both Superboy an' the scientist seem ta' hate science in this issue. Superboy treats the scientist like a failure because the amazin' miracle he managed wasn't the one he set out ta' manage, an' the Scientist is all "Well, that didn't work the very first time, guess I'll scrap everythin'!" That ain't how it works, poozers!

(Art sampled from "Superboy" Vol. 1 #68)

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In a comic panel a scientist looks with frustration at a gem and a lump of putty both in a red beam fired from a green machine. Superboy looks back over his shoulder as he opens the door to leave. A caption reads, "After using the strange ray again--" The scientist says, "The duplicate jewel also came out wrong! It's melting like ice! My... my invention is a failure!" Superboy says, "Too bad, professor! Well, I'll be on my way!" A caption reads, "Good Grodd, Superboy, he still managed to make a duplicator ray that creates matter! Show some appropriate awe!" Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

It's like Ronald Reagan. Maybe US fascists ain't behind every bad thing, but if ya' assume they are you'll be right more often than not.

(Art sampled from "Batman/Superman: World's Finest" Vol. 1 #15)

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A comic panel is captioned, "Me any time anything bad happens to anybody." Cliff Steel, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, and fellow Doom Patrol member Negative Man are facing off against an angry mob of protesters in Washington D.C. Robotman says, "Lady, is this an american fascist thing? I bet it's an american fascit thing! God, I hate those guys!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Once ya' realize that simple fact, that there's no good reason why capitalists should get such a ridiculous share of the profit, the road ta' communism is pretty inevitable. It still might take ya' time ta' travel it though, an' that's okay! We all had our journeys to get here.

(Art sampled from "Unstoppable Doom Patrol" Vol. 1 #3)

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A comic panel of Cliff Steele, a.k.a. Robotman of the Doom Patrol, staring flatly as if in deep thought while he says ellipses, indicating silence. Captions read, "If all value comes from labor, but owners take nearly all the profits, then that means... wait a second... that means that capitalism is a scam and workers have nothing to lose but our chains!" Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

I need ta' start a Guardian Status Group. I'll post the Guardian's status every day as long as they stay dead an' good riddance!

This wuz originally the Floronic Man, but I think the recolor works fer ol' Scratch himself!

(Art sampled from the cover of "Secret Origins" Vol. 2 #23)

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In a cover from Secret Origins, Jason Woodrue the Floronic Man holds his arms outstretched upward within a forest, while surrounded by the Guardians of the Universe. He has been tinted red, giving him a demonic appearance. Captions read, "Satan welcoming the Guardians to Hell because of all the atrocities and fascism". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Depression! Anxiety! ADHD! These were the ingredients used to make the perfect shitposter! But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient! AUTISM! And honestly, all of that sounds bad. What was he thinking?

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #11)

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In an edited comic panel Kilowog, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots, lies flat on his back with his eyes closed in front of a swirling background of blues and greens. A caption reads, "No more brain. Just vibes now." Another caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ha ha ha the pandemic never ended an' capitalism is killin' us an' fascists are takin' over but hey, remember ta' be kind ta' yerself, take yer meds, and meditate!

(Art sampled from "Titans" Vol. 4 #1)

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A comic panel is captioned "How it feels telling others to practice self-care in today's world." The panel shows Raven flying over a mystical portal, ushering construction workers inside. She says, "It's all right. Ignore the battling leviathans and the impending nuclear disaster, and step through here, please." A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Sigh. Yesterday me is such a jerk. Oh well, that sounds like it's tomorrow's problem!

(Art sampled from "Green Arrow" Vol. 7 #12)

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In a comic panel Green Arrow, Black Canary, and Conner Hawk stand on a beautiful island beach. Green Arrow has removed his quiver and is about to put it down. A caption reads, "Me, when there's anything I need to do today." Green Arrow says, "That's tomorrow's problem." A second caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Happy Pride Month, poozers! Have ya' picked up DC Pride 2024 yet? I have, an' I loved it! I am there for it!

What I ain't there for is rememberin' everyone's names, especially when they're outta uniform at the Oblivion Bar Pride party!

(Art sampled from "DC Pride 2024" Vol. 1 #1)

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A comic panel is captioned "Kilowog Names Heroes Pride 2024 Edition". In the comic panel many young queer heroes are at a pride party at the Oblivion Bar, as a caption proclaims. They are all mislabeled. Galaxy is labeled "Those Aren't Headphones." Natasha Irons a.k.a. Steel is labeled "Dazzler". Jay Nakamura is labeled "Cinnamon Roll". Grace Choi is labeled "Tall Girl Lifthing". Thunder is labeled "Short Girl Meme". Steel drawn again searching through the crowd is labeled "Also Dazzler But Far Away". Jon Kent a.k.a. Superman is labeled "Also Cinnamon Roll". Stitch is labeled "Gay Spider-Man". Dynastes is labeled "Stevonnie". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Nowadays I use poozer affectionately, or on cadets, but back in the 80s I wuz known ta' use it as an insult.

I hope everyone knows the death numbers in the infamous Black Book a' Communism are inflated, but even if ya' take it at face value capitalism's worse.

(Art sampled from "Millennium" Vol. 1 #7)

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A caption over a comic panel reads, "Me going after billionaires after learning about the global death toll of capitalism." The panel shows Kilowog in his Green Lantern uniform, beating up a bunch of robot Manhunters. He shouts, "Ya shouldn'a done it, ya squeemy poozers! Ya shouldn'a tried ta kill everybody!" A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Ya ever have one a' those days, poozers? Just the slightest little thing sets ya' off. Anyway, I figure every day is like that fer someone as tightly wound as Bats!

(Art sampled from "Detecitve Comics" Vol. 1 #1072)

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