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Ah, Neron, the (former) Lord of Hell. Like Lucifer, only twice as egomaniacal and ten times as sassy. But even he knows there's no market value on a fascist's soul.

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #104)

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A comic panel is captioned "The Lord of Hell when a Republican once again tries to sell his ratty-(censored) worthless soul for votes". Neron, the handsome blonde lord of Hell, rolls his eyes and pouts. He says, "Oh, great. It's this guy." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

I'm with Wonder Woman, whether we're talking about the OG nazis, neo-nazis, or those fascists that pretend they ain't nazis.

(Art sampled from "Wonder Woman" Vol. 1 #799)

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Don't laugh, carpal tunnel is a very serious problem! This is why ya' can't get me a Death Note or nothin', cuz my hand'll cramp up.

(Art sampled from "Justice League Europe" Vol. 1 #20)

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In a comic panel Kilowog, dressed in a white shirt and overalls with a socket wrench in his front pocket, sits on a staircase facepalming. On the floor beside the staircase is a futuristic-looking button. Kilowog says, "If I press that button, a fascist pays for their evil, but a liberal also pays for their crimes! What do I do? I'm only mortal and I can't press the button any faster!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Night of the Lepus is such a weird terrible movie, but attack of the uwu is much more terrifying!

(Art sampled from "Shazam!" Vol. 5 #12)

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In a comic panel Shazam is buried in rock, up to his shoulders. Hoppy the rabbit approaches with a cute Disney-animal-like smile. Because of the perspective, Hoppy looks huge compared to Shazam. Shazam says, "What is this, some schlock horror like night of the lepus?" In a curly font, Hoppy says, "I wuv you! Lets be fwends! Uwu!" Shazam says, "I see. True horror then."

This is why no one likes Eradicator. Plus he'll corner you at a party and drone on and on about Kryptonian history, and not even the good bits.

(Art sampled from "Action Comics" Vol. 1 #1055)

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Two comic panels. In the first, a hologram of the Eradicator, a sentient computer program modeled on Superman, looks at Conner Kent, a.k.a. Superboy and Jon Kent, a.k.a. Superman in the Fortress of Solitude. Eradicator says, "I sense in this chamber the presence of a... sullied clone..." Superboy protests, "Hey!" but Eradicator continues with, "And your own half-terran progeny. Is it your wish these abominations be culled, as is fitting?" The next panel shows Krypto and Supergirl looking on. Supergirl says, "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people if they wish abominations to be culled!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

I just need a little! Just enough ta' get through the day! C'mon!

(Art sampled from "Peacemaker Tries Hard!" Vol. 1 #1)

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In a comic panel Peacemaker is walking through an abandoned water processing plant. He shouts, "Where are you, Brain? Give me my seratonin back, dammit!" The word "seratonin" has obviously been pasted over whatever word was there originally. A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Baka Super-kun! Don't you understand that I... that I like being with you!

*Doki doki sound effects*

(Art sampled from "My Adventures with Superman" Vol. 1 #1)

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Superman is wide-eyed with surprise, almost blushing as someone off-panel takes hold of his uniform. Romantic hearts are in the background. Superman says, "S-Senpai? Wh-what are you doing?" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

That's called the sunk cost fallacy, Jimmy, an it's called a fallacy cuz it ain't true! See, this is the problem with bein' a conspiracy theorist, it's too easy ta' get misled about important stuff!

Also there's a "My Adventures with Superman" comic book now! Check it out if you like the show!

(Art sampled from "My Adventures with Superman" Vol. 1 #1)

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Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane from the "My Adventures with Superman" universe stand in front of stock market looking graphics. Jimmy says, "Capitalism is simple! Buy stonks, stonks go up!" Lois says, "That's just a meme. It doesn't actually work like that, or at all for working class people." Jimmy replies, "Lois, either it works like that or I lost all of Grandma's savings for nothing, so stonks. Go. Up." A caption reads, "Days 'til Jimmy is Solvent: 7" The 7 is scratched out in red and 20 is written in. The 20 is scratched out and 173 is written in. Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

One a' my all-time favorite quotes. I ain't much a' a religious person. But I do believe we're all connected, an' connected ta' the universe, on a fundamental level, an' I think that's beautiful.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #220)

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Three comic panels edited in purples, blues, and reds. Kilowog walks through the woods under a full moon. He lifts off from the ground, then flies toward the moon through a starry sky with the power of his green lantern ring. A series of captions say, "The iron in our blood, the calcium in our teeth, the carbon in our genes, were produced billions of years ago in the interior of a red giant star. We are made of star-stuff. Carl Sagan." Another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit."

I ain't too big on the carceral state, poozers. It's somethin' that can't really happen 'til after the revolution, but I'm on board with prison abolitionism.

(Art sampled from "Suicide Squad: Kill Arkham Asylum" Vol. 1 #5)

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In a comic panel King Shark looks surprised and thoughtful. He says, "Really?" Captions read, "I had never considered it before. I am not literally a king. King Shark refers to my divine lineage and my skill as a predator. Yet on the surface I was never a predator for long. I became prey, trapped inside their carcereal system. But what if this system was not to rehabilitate me, or even to protect others from me, but just to exploit me as a slave? Then who would benefit? The answer was obvious. The true monsters of the surface. The capitalists. I did not become a communist then, but I began asking questions, and that is all that was needed. To question their propaganda." another caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

This is an edit a' one a' my favorite scenes. Kilowog is wrestlin' with whether ta' kill Sinestro fer his atrocities. Kilowog flat out says "I got the right ta do it-- I do--!" in the original dialogue. But he decides not to, not cuz a moral high ground, but cuz a his own feelins.

I like that.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #220)

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Sinestro, enemy of the Green Lanterns, is incarcerated in a green bubble on the moon. Kilowog stands in front of him, facing away from Sinestro and toward the reader. Arisia Raab, the elf-like Green Lantern, flies behind them. Arisia says, "Kilowog-- you stopped!" Kilowog says "It's always ethical to hurt fascists, but that don't mean it's our only tactic." Sinestro gloats, "Hahahah! No, you are a Green Lantern! You have to have ideals! That is the reason you will never wipe out fascism!" Kilowog replies, "Course I got ideals! An' those ideals say any violence against a fascist is self-defense! But I also know tactics, an' those say just cuz it's justified don't mean it's the best action in every situation! Violence is a tool in our toolbox, but it ain't the only tool. An' it ain't the first tool we try!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".)

Yeah, there's an evil lil' Bruce clone runnin' around now. This is not his tell in th' actual comics, but it oughta be!

(Art sampled from "Batman" Vol. 3 #148)

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Robin, a.k.a. Damian Wayne, is bound helplessly to a wall. A young brainwashed clone of Bruce Wayne dressed as Zur-En-Arrh Robin stands guard. Damian says, "Are you really father's young clone?" The clone says, "You could find out, but I see you're a little tied up at the moment". Damian gasps and says, "Dad jokes! Then it's true!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

Don't worry poozers, it's just a corporate jet! No one on board but capitalists!

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #10)

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In a comic panel Kilowog is poloting some kind of aircraft. Through the canopy window ahead of him a cargo plane is flying. Kilowog smiles and says, "Wow, this new flight sime is so realistic! If I shoot that plane I'll get the high score!" Someone off-panel says, "Kilowog, this is not a sim! IT's a real plane! Do not engage!" Kilowog shouts, "Hiiiiiiigh scooooooore!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit"

I'll admit, I wuz skeptical when I heard there wuz gonna be a Black Label comic about Damian, but I'm diggin' it! It's highly stylized, an' it shows that Black Label can explore mature themes without them being lewd, crude, or edgelordy. Damian's a complicated person, an' I'm lovin' this dreamlike retellin' a' how he became more heroic.

(Art sampled from "The Boy Wonder" Vol. 1 #2)

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In a comic panel Damian Wayne, a.k.a. Robin, and Jason Todd, a.k.a. Red Hood, glare at each other. Both have ephemeral red horns on their heads. Damian's are large and upright, like a stag mixed with a demons. Jason's are more traditional and smaller, swept back over the top of his helmet. A caption reads, "Exactly twenty seconds after Bruce gives the Robins his new portable hologram projector tech..." Damian says, "My horns are bigger than yours." Jason says, "That--that doesn't matter!" Then he says quietly, "Gonna make mine even bigger!"

Leftism is a really big tent, with a lotta different ideological variations, but one thing we oughta all agree on is ya never cross a picket line! When workers strike, we support 'em however we can!

Art sampled from "Justice League International" Vol. 1 #10)

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Two comic panels. In the first, Kilowog, in his Green Lantern uniform, approaches Mister Miracle of the Justice League International. Kilowog says, "Hey! What's all the uproar?" Mister Miracle says, "It's capitalism! It doesn't seem to be working very well!" Kilowog saysm, "You poozers tried turning it off yet?" Mister Miracle looks shocked. "Turn off... capitalism?" Kilowog says, "I mean what I said--" A caption reads, "Turn off capitalism. Support striking workers." Another caption says "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Do I hate Steve Perry fer puttin' all those high notes at the end a' Don't Stop Believin'? Of course not! Steve Perry was a brilliant performer, an' we're just privileged ta' hear him be able ta' hit those notes that a Baritone like me has no hope a' singin'.

But also yes, very much.

(Art sampled from "Shazam!" Vol. 5 #12)

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$In a comic panel Billy Batson, the alter ego of Shazam, clenches his fists and opens his mouth in an expression of intense sound. Around him reality begins to crack, with red fracture lines spreading like shattered glass. Billy sings, "Street lights! People! Oh-oh aaaaaaah!!" with the final note growing louder and louder. A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".$

Bein' my kinda neurospicy means that when I'm in a dark spiral, I can't never remember bein' out a' it. Times a' joy just no longer exist fer me.

But here's the thing: It ain't true. I have had joy, so much a' it, an' I'll have it again. Intellectually I know that. So I try ta' listen ta' just my intellect an' ignore my memory for a while.

(Art sampled from "New Guardians" Vol. 1 #12)

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In a comic panel Kilowog is lying on his back, dressed in a green tank top, shorts, and boots. He is unconscious. A purple and blue aura surrounds him, and the background is a psychadelic swirl of color. He thinks, "I know sumptin's broken inside. I can feel my heartjuices spillin'. I'm conscious... feeling myself dyin'." A caption reads, "Sometimes I feel like this. But never forever. Trust that it will pass." Another caption says, "A Kilowog-core Edit".

Ahh. The last holdout returns ta' goodness. I can now say quite honestly that I'm enjoyin' every current Batman comic book.

Granted, I wanted Zdarsky ta' do this at the end a' Gotham War, but we got there! An' Zdarsky delivered!

So who's goin' evil in 2030? I say Tim. Tim's due. Or Stephanie, I don't think she's ever gone evil.

(Art sampled from "Batman" Vol. 3 #148)

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Two comic panels. In the first Batman, with his cowl off to reveal Bruce Wayne, looks down ashamed. He says, "But I need you all. Not just for my damned mission. You're my family. You give me hope when the darkness creeps in. I hurt you, Jason... what I did to you was... I can't..." Jason Todd, a.k.a. Red Hood, in his civilian clothes, puts a hand on Batman's shoulder. He says, "Bruce, it's a comic book. At least one of us is gonna go evil every decade or so." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".

I ain't sayin' that Mr. Tawky Tawny is, despite his suit and urbane manner, an apex predator whose instinctive bloodlust will one day cause him to lose control and devour the Shazamily. I'm just sayin' look at his eyes. Do ya see compassion there?

(Art sampled from "Shazam!" Vol. 5 #1)

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