#CodeHumor

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-04-23

Not False. It's Funny Because It’s True
The ultimate programmer punchline.
For logic lovers: πŸ”— techgeeksapparel.com/not-false

You wanted Java 24? How adorable. 🀑

Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version 🏺, but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function. πŸ”„ Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies. 🎭

Meanwhile, Kubernetes & Maven sit back, laughing. 😏
They do whatever they want. πŸš€
They are independent. πŸ”“
Unlike you. 🫠

#DevLife #ProgrammingMemes #SoftwareEngineering #CodeHumor #programming #coding #Maven #Gradle #AWSLambda #DevOps #DependencyHell #CI/CD #BuildFails #JustDevThings #Relatable #WhyIsThisSoAccurate #EngineerCult

engineer cult praying for their dependencies to be released. The glowing package repository shrine looms, while conveyor belts of failed build logs roll endlessly
2024-12-05

#CPlusPlus is truly a multiparadigmatic #programming language!

Pointer arithmethics, byte level data manipulation, duck typing, range loops, STL algorithms, procedural programming in something that pretends to be a class... Probably just everything in a few lines. Implicitly we even have templates as BinaryStorageBase is the non-templated base for a more complex type.

#RealCode #CodeHumor

Extract from some C++ program with colorful code highlighting. It starts with:

void Detail::BinaryStorageBase::applyByteArrayList(char *firstByte, char *lastByte, const QByteArrayList &list)

The next lines are fade out. Readable again and the important piece of code is this:

    for (auto tail = firstByte; const auto &bytes : std::as_const(list)) {
        std::copy(bytes.cbegin(), bytes.cend(), tail);
        tail += bytes.length();
    }
PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-06-08

"Why was the computer programmer always happy?

Because he found the coding error and gave it a byte of its own medicine!

punnypeak.com/coding-puns/











"

Weber_Manweber_man
2023-12-06

Ever spent hours debugging, only to realize the error was a missing semicolon? Yeah, me neither... πŸ˜…

Weber_Manweber_man
2023-12-04

I'm not lazy, I'm on 'Developer Mode.' It's just like regular mode, but with more coffee and fewer sleep hours.

Joshua Pack Developer/Gamerjoshuapack@gaminginthe.cloud
2022-12-09

Programming humor #php #programming #codeHumor

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