#CodingJokes

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-24

🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
claudiu-ivan.com/writing/searc

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-03-30

Two things that never get along.
"It'll be done by Friday" – Famous last words.

🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/deadline-

outsidecontext 🇺🇦🕊️outsidecontext@fosstodon.org
2025-03-27

MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.

github.com/dcramer/mangodb/iss

2025-03-27

A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

2025-03-15

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

2025-03-09

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #CodingJokes

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-02-27

🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* tool that promises to do all the work for you. Superglue writes its own code? 😂 More like a toddler scribbling on the walls and calling it art! Good luck trusting your precious APIs to the silicon equivalent of a monkey with a typewriter. 🔧🔍
github.com/superglue-ai/superg

2025-02-26

What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.

#GeekHumor #BadJokes #CodingJokes

2025-02-25

Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #CodingJokes

2025-02-21

How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.

#DevJokes #CodingJokes #GeekHumor

2025-02-17

Why are assembly programmers always wet?
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They work below C-level.

#CodingJokes #ProgrammingHumor #GeekHumor

2025-02-09

Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.

#TechLaughts #CodingJokes #ProgrammingHumor

2025-02-05

Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies.

#TechLaughts #NerdHumor #CodingJokes

2025-02-03

Always remember that you'll never have failing tests in your code
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if you never write any tests in the first place

#NerdHumor #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor

2025-02-02

Roses are red, violets are blue
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You're missing a semi colon on line 32

#DevHumor #DeveloperJokes #CodingJokes

2025-01-31

Why was the programmer dumped by their partner?
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They had git commitment issues.

#CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor #NerdHumor

Paula Fennerpaulaf
2025-01-28

✨ Headless Components: A Brain Teaser ✨

Diving into headless components in React on left me feeling a bit... brainless for a while! 🤯

Headless components handle the logic but leave the UI to you. It’s like a brain without a body—providing all the functionality (state, logic, event handlers) but leaving the rendering entirely up to you. Highly flexible 🤸 and reusable! 🔄

2025-01-26

Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.

#ProgrammingJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

2025-01-21

Who is a computer’s favorite singer?
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A Dell.

#GeekHumor #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor

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