🤦♂️ Oh, bless your heart, darling, for thinking you've discovered the secret sauce of the tech universe with "Sanitizer API = setHTML()". 🎉 Welcome to 2005, where tech revelations are just rehashing ancient #JavaScript magic tricks. 🚀 Now, do tell us more about your groundbreaking research on the "click" event. 🐢
https://frederikbraun.de/why-sethtml.html #techhumor #webdevelopment #nostalgia #APIinnovation #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
#CodingJokes
🖥️🧠 Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! 🤓🔧 Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! 🥪💻
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated
🚀🎉 Wow, someone's been busy reinventing the wheel with a "lightning-fast" ELF linker. 🙄 Because what we really needed was another piece of software none of us asked for. 🔧💤
https://github.com/ziglang/zig/pull/25299 #reinventingthewheel #lightningfast #ELFlinker #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
🎨 Apparently, drawing squiggly lines to explain Git is now a presidential skill. This 'Weave' method sounds like a yarn-spinning contest, minus the yarn. 🤔 If only Git branches were as "highly educated" as someone we know. 😂
https://daverupert.com/2025/08/git-diagramming-the-weave/ #GitSquigglyLines #WeaveMethod #PresidentialSkills #TechHumor #CodingJokes #HackerNews #ngated
🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated
Two things that never get along.
"It'll be done by Friday" – Famous last words.
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#DeadlineStruggles #SoftwareDeveloper #CodingJokes #TechLife
I Really Like CSS
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#CSSMagic #FrontendDeveloper #WebDevLife #CodingJokes
MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.
🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* tool that promises to do all the work for you. Superglue writes its own code? 😂 More like a toddler scribbling on the walls and calling it art! Good luck trusting your precious APIs to the silicon equivalent of a monkey with a typewriter. 🔧🔍
https://github.com/superglue-ai/superglue #revolutionarytool #AIcoding #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.
How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.
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They work below C-level.
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.
Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies.
Always remember that you'll never have failing tests in your code
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if you never write any tests in the first place
Roses are red, violets are blue
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