¿#OpenAI o OpenAlucinaciones?

#developerjokes

At this point, I'm just the emotional support human for my AI pair programmer.

#developerjokes

Coding = therapy. Because some meetings just test your patience too much.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-code-so-i-dont-choke-people/
#CodeOrExplode #TechSarcasm #DeveloperJokes

🚫🔒 "ICE kicking out everyone who's not glued to their keyboard with #Javascript enabled! 😂 Need help? Contact the 'We're Sorry You Didn't Code Correctly' #hotline. 📞💻"
https://www.rochesterfirst.com/rochester/ice-deporting-bhutanese-refugees/ #ICE #TechHumor #CodingFail #DeveloperJokes #KeyboardWarriors #HackerNews #ngated

A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.

#GeekHumor #DevHumor #DeveloperJokes

There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and
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just kidding, those don’t exist

#GeekHumor #TechFun #DeveloperJokes

I love deadlines
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Especially the sound they make as they go whooshing by while I debug.

#GeekHumor #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor

"I'll just fix this one thing" said every developer ever
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5 hours before discovering 20 other issues.

#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #TechComedy

The OkAPI

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi

#ITJokes #itjoke #dadjoke #developerjokes

Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.

#ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammingHumor

No way!

From a trustworthy source from the internet

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#programming
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself.

#TechLaughts #DeveloperJokes #DevHumor

Roses are red, violets are blue
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You're missing a semi colon on line 32

#DevHumor #DeveloperJokes #CodingJokes

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
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They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

#DeveloperJokes #BadJokes #TechComedy

Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.

#ProgrammingJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
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They said I didn't put in enough shifts.

#DeveloperJokes #NerdHumor #ProgrammerHumor

Why did the OOP programmer get kicked out of school?
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Because he kept breaking the class rules.

#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes

Why was the computer tired?
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It had a hard drive.

#DeveloperJokes #CodingJokes #DevHumor

What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?
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Nerdic.

#DeveloperJokes #TechComedy #GeekHumor