#ColdStorage

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2026-03-13

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2026-03-09
COLD STORAGE REVIEW (Bored Stiff Movie Club Ep.6)

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2026-03-09

COLD STORAGE REVIEW (Bored Stiff Movie Club Ep.6)

 

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2026-03-09

Honestly it was entertaining enough. Not great but not terrible #movies #ColdStorage #2026movies #scifi #horror

2026-03-07

Nobody's going to win any Oscars, but this was a surprisingly fun, lighthearted watch.

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A.P. Hiltonaphilton
2026-03-02

I enjoyed reading David Koepp's Cold Storage debut novel during covid lockdown so I was fired up to finally watch the film adaptation last night.

Cue zombies, killer rats, biker gangs and deranged deer.

The low budget comedy horror is faithful to the book and hits that sweet spot between Contagion and Shaun Of The Dead.

Watch it in cinemas now or read the book. Just avoid the fungus.

Book cover image of David Koepp's Cold Storage novel featuring the contagion warning symbol
Sco :progress: :flag_mm:Scofisticated@socel.net
2026-02-26

#ColdStorage is a B movie. It doesnt ascribe to be anything more than the best shlock it can be, and I think it does. There is honest effort in this. Effort to act well, edit right, and not to be too cheep. But the script is firmly B movie. But, doesnt insult your intelligence.

Not my usual kind of flick. But, i had an ok time.

CW gore, guns, smoking, animal harm

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NewsletterTFnewsletterTF
2026-02-25

"Cold Storage" Film: A Review of Critical Reception and Thematic Elements

Cold Storage film review: Critics give mixed opinions on the horror-comedy starring Joe Keery and Georgina Campbell, released February 2026.

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2026-02-25

The new horror-comedy 'Cold Storage' has received mixed reviews, with some calling it a 'rip-roaring thrill ride' and others finding it 'boring for long stretches'.

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Oʂɯαʅԃσ Rσყҽƚƚoswaldosrm@hachyderm.io
2026-02-21

#coldstorage When a highly dangerous fungus escapes from a secret laboratory, a former bioterrorism agent is called back into action. Alongside two young employees, he must confront an invisible and out-of-control threat.

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Absolutely amazing movie. In my opinion, it was very well executed for its genre, and I could see it becoming a cult classic for sure.

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I wrote at @secondwindgroup.com@bsky.brid.gy about the “Yanks-ploitation” of #ColdStorage. A very European creature feature set in Kansas which feels like a commentary on American foreign policy of containment, consequence… and carelessness. www.patreon.com/posts/column...

Narratively, Cold Storage is a classic B-movie creature feature, following Naomi Williams (Georgina Campbell) and Travis "Teacake" Meacham (Joe Keery), a pair of skeleton staff working at a self-storage facility in rural Texas, as they deal with the escape and spread of a dangerous fungus from a forgotten vault buried miles below. This is the kind of film that includes a shot of Travis reading The Body Snatchers to situate the audience in the film’s retro schlocky aesthetic.

However, there is something deeper at work in Cold Storage, adapted by legendary screenwriter David Koepp from his novel of the same name. As with so many of those classic monster movies that Koepp is channeling, there is a cynical heart buried beneath the film’s pulpy thrills. Cold Storage is never an especially subtle movie, but it feels like Koepp is exploring some bigger ideas within the framework of what might appear to be a cheap exploitation film.

To put it simply, Cold Storage is a film about consequences, carelessness and containment. The film begins with opening text tracing the root cause of the current catastrophe back to the destruction of Skylab in July 1979. The wreckage of the satellite was mostly scattered across the Indian Ocean, but portions of it crashed down in Southwestern Australia. In other words, Cold Storage begins with the United States recklessly dumping its waste on people wherever it happens to land.

The film’s cold open picks up about thirty years later, making it clear t
Rudolf Thomas INDERST (he|him)gamestudies.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-02-19

Nett, harmlos und spaßig. #ColdStorage gerade im Kino gesehen.

Critiks Movizcritiks_moviz
2026-02-18

🍄 Alerte parasite ! "Cold Storage" débarque avec une dose de gore et d'humour noir qui fait du bien. Une série B authentique comme on les aime. Découvrez notre verdict sans complaisance ! 🎬

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One of the best recurring gags in #ColdStorage is Liam Neeson showing up, giving a trademark stirring badass Liam Neeson speech that inevitably build to some justification for why seemingly dozens of innocent people are going to end up dead as a result of poor planning.

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