"FAA issues ground stop at airports in DC, Baltimore"
From the article:
"A ground stop was issued for three major airports in the greater Washington, D.C., area on Friday evening due to reports of a “strong odor” at the Potomac air traffic control facility, according to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy."
:catthinking:
Did someone fart?
:derpface:
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/5783852-washington-dc-airports-ground-stop/
It only takes one fart to completely ruin your reputation.
Since I've changed my okcupid profile description to read simply "I like glitter, cabins, and farts", I've had zero new messages. #dating #relationshipadvice #glitter #cabins #farts
@susannelilith Ich sehe das ganze als Präzedenzfall für hochproblematisch.
Außerdem bin,ich mir.sicher dass #Liebich eher Schutz vor den Mithäftlingen denn anderherum braucht, egal in welchem Knast…
Should be an IgNobel Prize winner. :-)
"In a test of the device, healthy college-age volunteers who wore sensors farted an average of 32 times a day. But that figure varied from a minimum of four flatus daily to a maximum of 59. Eating high fiber gumdrops caused 36 of 38 participants to break wind more often, the researchers found."
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/smart-underwear-human-fart-frequency
Here comes the fart, doodoodoodoo
Here comes the fart
And I say, "It's alright"
- Here Comes the Fart by The Beatles
—>> #GraceKuhlenschmidt ⦁ #TheDailyShow <<—
Smart Underwear Tracks #Farts
#AI Produces #BradPitt & #TomCruise Fight Over #Epstein
#TDS #DailyShow #Comedy #Humour #Humor
youtu.be/SodT-Gmc_qs
Smart Underwear Tracks Farts &...
—>> #GraceKuhlenschmidt ⦁ #TheDailyShow <<—
Smart Underwear Tracks #Farts
#AI Produces #BradPitt & #TomCruise Fight Over #Epstein
#TDS #DailyShow #Comedy #Humour #Humor
https://youtu.be/SodT-Gmc_qs
Studying Gas-Passing. We now have the first wearable device that can actually measure human flatulence, farts, in real time. #flatulence #farts #gastrointestinal
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVMg57wD-s3/
@astro_jcm AI (sic) has democratised #farts
Free download codes:
Mother Raspberry & A.R.C. - Second Entrée
"A collection of songs about the stresses of holiday seasons"
#electronic #experimental #rock #industrial #jazz #soundart #funny #guitars #prankcalls #phoneconversations #farts #music
Free download codes:
Mother Raspberry & A.R.C. - Second Entrée
"A collection of songs about the stresses of holiday seasons"
#electronic #experimental #rock #industrial #jazz #soundart #funny #guitars #prankcalls #phoneconversations #farts #music
Who amoung us would volunteer for such a noble quest?
#weird #weirdnews #odd #farts #science #technology #methane #particles #cringe
https://www.thebanner.com/economy/science-medicine/university-of-maryland-smart-underwear-fart-study-SAPSZ6DK5JB6BFQUSDVFOJPRPU/
@alice As funny as this is, this was debunked as fake: you can't see #farts on an #infrared camera that way. You'd see breathing out as well. 😞
#infraredcamera #thermalimaging #thermalcamera #thermal #aislob
