#Jank

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-16

@7666 given the circumstances GSC GameWorld had to finish it under, it's a masterpiece.

  • Shure it does have #jank at release but no #AAA game these days is flawless.

Even #vanilla, #Stalker2 is a good way to enjoy 100+ hrs of excellent gameplay.

  • But don't take my word for it, as @fuchsiii
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-02

@__hetz @vantablack @fuchsiii Also one needs to make a decision re: #SteamDeck!

And yes, it's not intended for users to fiddle with it! #Valve just decided to not be an asshole and let users own the hardware they bought, unlike #Sony, #Nintendo and #Microsoft!

Quake Map of the Dayquaddicted_motd@idtech.space
2026-01-04
Author(s): cng
Title: czg01 - Research Facility
Very old school idbase themed level, very obviously one of the authors earlier efforts. Trash.

https://www.slipseer.com/index.php?resources/czg01-research-facility.84/updates

#cave #czg #fullbright #idbase #jank #lava #oldschool #tech #trash #vanilla #slipseer #quake
Just… Josh :BlobCatTrashed:jlw_the_jobber@polymaths.social
2026-01-03

So far so good with this #jank set up. I down clocked the ram to 3000 from 3200

Just… Josh :BlobCatTrashed:jlw_the_jobber@polymaths.social
2026-01-01

I am getting ready for the #NewYear by adding more #jank to my life. With #dram prices getting astronomical, I picked up a so-dimm to pc dimm adapters so I can move some ram around and utilize some so-dimm ram that was collecting dust.

1) Replaced Windows Minecraft machine 16 gig ram to identical so-dimm ram
2) Will replace media server running 8 gigs ram with the 16 gig ram removed from the Windows pc.
3) That will leave me with two 4gig DDR4 sticks to use for testing or what not if there are no future issues.

SFF mini PC quick picture showing standard ram being replaced with so-dimm ram in an adapterClose-up picture showing so-dimm ram running in a standard sff computer
DingusMacDongledingusmacdongle
2025-11-29

War on Hunger

Using the military draft to abate hunger until food it cooked is my new pro-strat.

2025-11-26

Following so many peeps from the #IndieWeb now, and I love seeing all their hand-made updates in weird formatting.. #Jank = #Human

2025-11-06

Thanks to all who replied. I think in the end I'll re-dabble in #Clojure with the aim to eventually "migrate" to #jank. Jank uses "cling" under-the-hood as a C++ JIT/REPL thing and I used to use it with ROOT when I was doing particle physics!

2025-10-21

My online #banking is sooo stupid. About 6 months ago they revamped it. This meant they re-set the marker on which statements you had and hadn't seen yet, so suddenly I have 150+ unread documents.

Is there any way to mark a document as 'read', individually or en-mass? No.

What's the only way to mark a documents as read?

Yes, click on it, to download it. So I've just downloaded over a hundred documents, which I will instantly delete (because I already have them), as that's the only way to know in the future if I have an real new and unread documents.

#UX #jank

Jank's development has accelerated towards its alpha release. Key progress includes stabilizing C++ interop, faster startup via a two-phase compiler, and easier installation with new Ubuntu PPA, AUR, and Nix packages. Community efforts have yielded an nREPL server, an imgui wrapper, and AOT compilation for executables. Support for new objects like big decimals, UUIDs, and regex has also been added. 🎉

jank-lang.org/blog/2025-10-03-

#clojure #jank #lisp #programming

Sergey Signsign@mastodon.ml
2025-10-03

не буду трогать #jank lang до декабря пока альфа не выйдет.
там что-то обновилось и я решил его прекомпилить в надежде что пример с ftxui будет нормально работать, а теперь даже repl не запускается : (

хотя сдругой стороны... теперь можно успеть за выходные хоть что-то полезное сделать)

sythsazsythsaz
2025-09-04

Using two PSUs in a computer cause you don’t want to rebuild a whole computer but then you mod a case and rebuild the thing anyway. What’s the worst that could go wrong? Lol

DJ UVEdj_uve
2025-09-01

El sábado hacemos una fiesta de Graffiti y música Hip-Hop en el centro de Santander. ¡De día!

lobolab.es/recuerdame-block-pa

2025-08-26

Me: Phones #bank, because online system shows the wrong data for a specific application, and I can't edit it.

50 minutes waiting on hold.

CS: Can I have your account details please
Me: Yes, blah blah
CS: Sorry, I have to re-start my system, it's crashed.
Me: OK
CS: But that means we'll be disconnected
Me: Oh, well can you call me back
CS: No, the system doesn't allow that
Me: Can you transfer me to another colleague?
CS: No, the application has crashed, I can't do anything
Me: So I have to hang up, and wait 50 minutes again for probably the same to happen?
CS: Yes, sorry.

#jank

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-08-24

@vidak loke the original @pine64 / #Pine64 #Pinebook?

  • Fuck yeah!

youtube.com/watch?v=sXLdIYL30tw

Sadly that was discontinued, but you should be able to #DIY some #jank-y thing with new COTS parts like a #RaspberryPi #Pi0W(2), cheap LCD, Powerbank and Keyboard/Trackpad in like a Pizza box.

  • Not great but good enough…
Sara Joy :happy_pepper:sarajw@front-end.social
2025-08-22

Is Android janky for everyone or just me?

I find getting the drawer down from the top, or sometimes sending it away again - is just half broken.

I often have to go back to the homescreen to bring it down.

It might just be weirdness with the Sony Xperia 10 V I've got. But otherwise most things work fine on this phone.

It's so annoyyinnngggg

#android #jank

Matt Goddenmetaning
2025-08-10

Home ; 20 year old mixer tap suffered a failure over the weekend, and all the new ones have a subtle design difference - old one the top swivels left / right for hot / cold, and has an up / down lever for pressure. Only the lever moves up and down. All the new ones tilt the entire taphead back and there isn't enough clearance to the splashback, so two kitchen walls have to be stripped back and a thinner material used.

In the meantime; extension pipes and bidet nozzles.

A stainless steel kitchen sink with two stainless steel braided hosepipes emerging from a hole in the engineered stone countertop where the taps should be. The ends of the hoses have small white plastic trigger -nozzles attached to them. One hose has a wrap of masking tape around it, at the fitting to the nozzle.
2025-08-09

Website, on a specific service page: Download our app, it's faster and easier!
Me: OK, perhaps in this case it actually makes sense. Downloads and installs #app
App: Grant me all these permissions
Me: Cautiously, "OK"
App: No, that specific service you wanted to do you can't do the app, you have to use the website!
Me: Deletes app, rages at #jank

#InAPPropriate

My name is Gordogordoooo_z@hachyderm.io
2025-07-28

Possibly too ghetto even for *my* unrefined palate (or if I'm really honest... is it just ghetto enough?).

#techsupportgore #pcmr #jank

The inside of a Dell laptop. A small 2230 (30mm long) SSD is plugged into the m.2 slot, which would normally be mated to a bracket that doubles as a heatsink to fill the length of the 80mm long slot, and extend the ground connection to the end of said slot. Instead, I've strategically removed portions of a red paperclip's coating, looped it around the grounding screw, looped it again around another screw thread into a standoff (which is attached to nothing), and then and then screwed the other end to a hole to the right, which is usually only there as an extra mounting point for the bracket.

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