#KitchenFail

Garrulous Ambivert #SNP1SGP2glasco61@mastodon.scot
2025-10-05

Note to self: 8 YO cocoa powder should NEVER be used. Not even in your early baking attempts

Other note to self: Check the F***ING dates on your ingredients before you use them, d*mb*ss

Thank you for your attention to this matter

#KitchenFail #InTheBin

FunFMfun_fm
2025-08-30
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈andthisismrspeacock@mas.to
2025-08-11

😞 The German compound word for when you thought you could use up the leftover prosciutto and some good quality parmigiana by making roll-ups with some Pillsbury crescents but at some point the dough can burst open in the fridge and it was all just dried out flour husk inside.

dosenbrot geisteskrankheit? open to ideas

#Bread #KitchenFail #German #Pillsbury #DoughInACan

SpringGnollspringgnoll
2025-08-08
Cupropituvanso DracoCupropituvanso@chaos.social
2025-06-16

Mir ist die Porzellanschüssel aus der Hand gerutscht und auf die offene Backofentür.
Die gute Nachricht: Die Porzellanschüssel ist unbeschädigt.
Die schlechte Nachricht:

#brokenglass #kitchenfail

An oven with a tray holding golden-brown pastries pulled partially out. The floor is covered with broken glass shards and a white bowl lies on its side nearby. The kitchen setting features wooden flooring and light-colored cabinets.A close-up image of a shattered glass surface, likely from a device or appliance. Pieces of glass are scattered over a metallic frame, with some debris remaining inside. The background shows a wooden surface and a partially visible object in the background.A shattered glass panel of an appliance, surrounded by broken glass fragments and debris. The frame appears intact, but the glass surface is extensively damaged, showing a mix of patterns and colors from the shards.
2025-06-12

Tee hee... My dad always used to leave fruit stewing on the stove and then forget about it so it would burn or boil over.. I've just done the same. Cooking up some #Allotment raspberries and had a phone call and now kitchen looks like a crime scene. Cleaned stove top before I realised I should have taken a picture of the juice splattered everywhere.. but look at the floor! #KitchenFail #fruit #mess 😆

Image of a cork kitchen floor and base of open shelves containing storage tubs. Along the floor by the base of the shelving is a trail of deep red raspberry juice which looks like blood. This came come from the stove as a pan of raspberries boiled over.
gregor herrmanngregoa_@chaos.social
2024-01-02

falsche herdplatte eingeschaltet.
#kitchenfail

2023-11-23

I keep a nice inventory of my pantry (big items like 10lb flour, 5 lb channa) with the date purchased, best bydate, and date used. I just discovered 'someone' skipped 20 lbs of our oldest flour and used 20 lbs of newer flour. So we have 20 lbs of 'expired' flour. The problem is that 'someone' could be me.🤦

#KitchenFail #AntiWasteCooking

(Also yes I know best by isn't expired, but this is fancy flour that does kind of get less wonderful)

2023-11-06

Cooking experiment gone wrong! 🔥🍳 My kitchen looks like a disaster zone, but at least I learned what not to do.

i need a coffeepleitch@ohai.social
2022-12-23

bought vanilla flavored almond milk by mistake and i am here to warn you that vanilla mac and cheese is pretty nasty. #kitchenFail

2022-11-20
2022-11-19

I recommend letting your electric pressure cooker operate without the help of a stove top burner. Pressure cookers can melt...Oops🙄

That was an unfortunate accident.

#cookingtips #cooking #TipOfTheDay #kitchen #KitchenFail

ososxe 🛹☕🚲ososxe
2022-11-08

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