#Laugh

shukebetashukebeta
2025-05-03

Cats when you give them a bath

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shukebetashukebeta
2025-05-02

高铁南京站,老人甲:“老哥,你这是去哪儿?”老人乙:“去北京。大儿子让我去北京住,二儿子让我住南京。”甲:“老哥你真幸福,两个儿子都这么孝顺!”乙:“大儿子在南京,二儿子在北京。。”

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-30
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2025-04-26

Today in Brooklyn "Create, snack, laugh" 2-6pm 68 Jay St #713 *Community Art Build*
#NYC #Bklyn #community #art #build #create #snack #laugh #today in #NewYorkCity #Jay #Street #Brooklyn xrebellion.nyc/events

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-24

人生最灿烂的笑容都给手机屏幕了。

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-22

一位80多岁的老人不能进敬老院,而他六十岁的儿子可以进去,原因是他儿子没儿女,而他有儿子。。。 笑着笑着就哭了

Daniel Marksprofdc9
2025-04-22

I just heard the greatest line from this guy on Youtube:

"The nicest people on the Internet are the ones that can take a joke."

youtube.com/watch?v=6DxQioAjPVk

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-21

我曾經因為對自己的程式碼很失望,所以決定出門跑個步。然後我才意識到,我的程式碼並不是唯一跑不動的東西。

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-21

一书生赶路,半道上忽然驻足。见其踌躇不前的样子,农夫很好奇。书生曰,经掐算,前三十里不可走,后三十里也不可退,故而停下。农夫听罢便说,哟,我得赶紧回家,猪正在拉磨呢。书生笑了,只闻驴子推磨,难不成猪也能?农夫回答,可不,我就怕那个蠢货不知啥时候就停下了。

shukebetashukebeta
2025-04-19

萧覃含 朋友说,“放一首《我们不再讨论动物》”,我拿手机边查边问,“这是啥歌,新歌吗”,结果经查证,是《We Don't Talk Anymore》。

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