Construction site I spotted while getting groceries. Thought you guys might get a kick out of the name of the construction company.
#LinuxHumor
openSUSE 16 walked into Fedora’s room like:
“Nice setup… mind if I copy it?” 😏
Fedora: Anaconda WebUI, Cockpit, SELinux, Ansible, Btrfs (no Snapper).
openSUSE: Agama Web Installer, Cockpit, SELinux, Snapper + Btrfs, Ansible.
Basically Fedora with an undo button.
Different wallpaper, same playbook.😆
#Fedora #openSUSE #Linux #Btrfs #Snapper #SELinux #Ansible #Cockpit #AgamaInstaller #YaST #SysadminHumor #LinuxHumor #FOSS #TechSarcasm #LinuxCommunity
The number of vi/vim commands is relative to your age
I promise I won't run commands I don't understand...
"And when you program proprietary, you're pair programming with the devil - a reminder from your friends at the FSF."
One of us getting a summer job in "tech support".
Arguing over the best distro - the best way to know you're talking to a Linux nerd!
Computer terminology and double meanings.
Terminal junkies be like...
[META] Escape the disinformation: Find an alternative community
Catholicchemistry.com is bill gates 😡
Farooq sees 71% RAM usage on his poor laptop. And he opens htop and immediately presses M.
The processes are looking carefully at Farooq. And Farooq is looking carefully at them. Who is the Mafia and who is the Townie?
And then Farooq finds out tons of LibreWolf processes, consuming together much of the RAM...
Finally the death knocks the door of one of processes.
Farooq feels a relief. RAM usage is back to normal.
#Linux #htop #techhumor #shortstory #linuxstory #linuxshortstory #linuxhumor #opensource #unixhumor
click click click doas pacman -S hexchat... returns few moments later... shoot I installed it on the remote machine...
Let's see the bright side! The remote machine wasn't a server!
EDIT: I think now you know why you need the hostname in your shell prompt.
#ssh #sshhumor #linuxhumor #dailynote #opensource #archlnux #techhumor #linux #unixhumor
LiNuX is so CoMpLiCaTeD
GNU Taler (a swiss FLOSS alternative to Visa, Mastercard and Paypal) begins operating in Switzerland as Version 1.0 releases
if an operating system could protest for free, after driving enough people up a tree, if it's supposed to be faster, and make someone the true master, why always write my name with a tee? #limerickanything #linuxhumor
need to configure the printer fast, or susan's system will not last, i must not get hyper, after long enough with zypper, oh no what will happen without yast? #limerickanything #linuxhumor
fedora claim to be for me and you, the desktop is heavy that is true, hit oneself on the foot, desiring to change in root, do not settle for bloated silverblue #limerickanything #linuxhumor
getting along nicely with that clone, with the desktop bad as bone, i would never be adherent, really wanted slackware current, so all i could really do is moan #limerickanything #linuxhumor
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