Lmst

#Programminghumour

I’m trying to get away from work 🥲. #Java #programmingHumour

Station hall with a small cafe named JAVA (all caps).

#linux #sudo #programming #humour #programminghumour #mastodon #comic #comics

A comic, showcasing a standing man in glasses is about to give a child a cookie, but he asks "What's the magic word to get what you want?". The kid replies with "sudo".

Source: https://x.com/AdrianDittmann/status/1885779096464216194

#linux #sudo #programming #humour #programminghumour #mastodon #comic #comics

A comic, showcasing a standing man in glasses is about to give a child a cookie, but he asks "What's the magic word to get what you want?". The kid replies with "sudo".

Source: https://x.com/AdrianDittmann/status/1885779096464216194

#programming #humour #programminghumour

r/programmingthumour

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's always someone clever enough
To solve it all with jq:

https://github.com/zogwarg/advent-of-code/tree/main/2024/jq

#jq #AdventOfCode #AoC2024 #ProgrammingHumour #CodingLife

When something is refusing to make/ build in #ruby, I think calling the log "mkmf" is not the wisest thing since the brain auto-completes a Samuel L Jackson expletive.

#programming #programminghumour

Inspired by some amusing #badData received today at work: Using "&" for "and" in country names.

Probably OK (but please escape it as needed):
Antigua & Barbuda
Bosnia & Herzegovina
etc...

Not OK:
&dorra
Rw&a
*land(s) - Finl&, Thial&, New Zeal&, Netherl&s, etc...

#programminghumour #programminghumor #programming #software #softwareGore

I want (in theory) to update my project but feels sooo hard to start actually doing it 😩 #coding #procrastination #programmingHumour

See starlings. Think "boids". #coderbrain

#coderlife #programminghumor #Programminghumour

Linux users living on the edge 😂 #linux #debian #stackoverflow #programminghumour #unix

I made a #programming joke 🙃
#ProgrammingHumour #LinuxHumour

A screenshot of a reddit post titled "IT people on the trail" with a poop trowel labelled "OUTPUT" and a spork labelled "INPUT". Underneath the screenshot is my husband's response: "would've been funnier if it said stdout and stdin, though that would of course prompt the question of wtf stderr is". To which I responded with a photo of a positive pregnancy test labelled with standard error.

I'm giving up.
I have been defeated by the spaghetti.
I will... add comments.
How terrible.

#programming #programmingHumour #spaghettiCode

👀 Computer vision in Rust

https://www.reddit.com/r/rustjerk/s/oXkQkyCfBo

#MachineLearning #deeplearning #programminghumour #rustjerk #programmerhumor

In reddit rust, someone asked "is it possible to do computer vision in Rust".

For that , one guy replied in funny with the following code:

struct Eye {}

impl Eye {

fn see(&self, stuff: &str) {
println! ("I'm seeing {}", stuff);
}

// don't call this
fn poke(self) {
panic! ("ow");
}

}

#programminghumour

Junior developer: Any advice before I do it?

Senior developer: No, just do it.

*Junior does it*

Senior: this is bad

Welp

#ProgrammingHumour

Removing the comments from AI generated code to make it more like you wrote it. Noone comments as much as that.

#ProgrammingHumour

Found on Reddit, I laughed so hard I had to put the phone down. Be sure to watch till the end:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/16sesu4/igetflashbacksfromwatchigthis/

#ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingHumour #consulting

"Yeah, uh, our warehouse can house between -2147483648 and 2147483647 of those things. Don't ask how."

#Programming #ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingHumour

A clothing tag where someone wrote "INT32" with a black marker.

Most people have a fear of rejection.

The only fear I have is #regex

#programming #programminghumour

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