🚀 Oh, look! Another "revolutionary" Entity Component System for #Lua that promises to evolve your #coding skills from "meh" to "maybe" 🤖. Apparently, #GitHub now thinks #AI can transform your spaghetti code into linguini without breaking a sweat. 🍝✨
https://github.com/BlackMATov/evolved.lua #EntityComponentSystem #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Finally realizing that #LLMs aren't magic wands, our brave coder-turned-product-manager needs to dust off the ol' noggin and a *pen* 🖊️ to fix the AI-induced spaghetti code mess. Who knew that relying on #AI for #coding was like asking a toddler to assemble IKEA furniture? 🙃
https://albertofortin.com/writing/coding-with-ai #Challenges #SpaghettiCode #ProductManagement #RealityCheck #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

A few days ago I had told you that I'm stopping with making the police station in my game Dani's Race because it had a Spaghetti Code Problem. The main() function in the Main_Update.py file was 1683 lines of code long and contained way too many things in it. At the moment, the same function ...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/so_i_cleaned_up_some_spaghetti_from_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

Wow, groundbreaking news! 🎉 #GitHub now does *real-time* #splatting and paints pretty pictures with math—because everyone knows Gaussian blur was just too slow and you're definitely going to splat your way to software nirvana. 🙄 Meanwhile, they forgot to tell you: Splats won't fix your spaghetti code. 🍝
https://github.com/axbycc/LiveSplat #RealTime #GaussianBlur #SoftwareNirvana #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

🤖✨ Meet "Muscle-Mem," the latest buzzword salad claiming to teach #AI how to remember stuff it shouldn't have forgotten in the first place. Apparently, we're now caching "complex behaviors" on #GitHub while sidestepping the riveting details of whether this is useful at all. Don't worry, Copilot will still write your spaghetti code. 🍝💾
https://github.com/pig-dot-dev/muscle-mem #MuscleMem #SpaghettiCode #MemoryTech #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

A few days ago I had told you that I'm stopping with making the police station in my game Dani's Race because it had a Spaghetti Code Problem. The main() function in the Main_Update.py file was 1683 lines of code long and contained way too many things in it. At the moment, the same function ...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/so_i_cleaned_up_some_spaghetti_from_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

🎧🤖 Behold, the tech world's latest solution to a problem only three people have: syncing audio across every device you own, because who doesn't need perfect harmony in their cat video playlists? Meanwhile, #GitHub continues to cram #AI into everything, hoping it will somehow fix your spaghetti code and existential dread. 🙄🔧
https://github.com/freeman-jiang/beatsync #audioSync #techSolutions #spaghettiCode #catVideos #HackerNews #ngated

🚀✨ In a world where programmers can't simply write their own tree traversal functions, the desperate plea for a "tree traversal primitive" echoes throughout the digital wilderness. 🌳🤦‍♂️ Because clearly, the only thing stopping developers from untangling the spaghetti in their code is the lack of a native tree-hugging loop. 🥴🙌
https://blog.tylerglaiel.com/p/programming-languages-should-have #treeTraversal #treeHugging #codingChallenges #developerCommunity #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! Another "revolutionary" Turing-complete visual programming platform that promises to save the world 🌍, but will actually just help you create a masterpiece of spaghetti code 🍝 that no one's going to maintain. Congratulations, you've reinvented a clunky wheel! 🚀💡
https://app.getflowcode.io/playground/example1 #TuringComplete #SpaghettiCode #VisualProgramming #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

A few days ago I had told you that I'm stopping with making the police station in my game Dani's Race because it had a Spaghetti Code Problem. The main() function in the Main_Update.py file was 1683 lines of code long and contained way too many things in it. At the moment, the same function ...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/so_i_cleaned_up_some_spaghetti_from_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

🤖 Ah yes, the groundbreaking endeavor to replace human programmers with a relic from the not-so-distant future: a magical paper-to-code machine that turns unintelligible academic mumbo jumbo into bug-ridden spaghetti code. 🚀 Because nothing screams "innovation" like automating the process of not reading the source material. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.17192 #AI #Innovation #Automation #Tech #Humor #Coding #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

A few days ago I had told you that I'm stopping with making the police station in my game Dani's Race because it had a Spaghetti Code Problem. The main() function in the Main_Update.py file was 1683 lines of code long and contained way too many things in it. At the moment, the same function ...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/so_i_cleaned_up_some_spaghetti_from_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

From: blenderdumbass . org

Spaghetti code! The insidious thing that often happens even to the best of us. No wander that it happened to me. When programming you want to break your code into functions that could be called from many other places. Doing everything as one large function is a problem, because sometimes you...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/the_spaghetti_code_of_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

🚀 Ah, the age-old question: why use #modules when you can just let #chaos reign? 🤔 Let’s all embrace spaghetti code and forget structure because who needs #sanity, anyway? 🙄
https://groups.google.com/g/erlang-programming/c/LKLesmrss2k #spaghettiCode #programming #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🤖 Behold! The revolutionary GitMCP—a service so groundbreaking you’ll need to change three letters in a URL! 🤯 Apparently, this will unlock an #AI nirvana of "understanding" your tangled web of spaghetti code. 🍝 It's almost as if developers have never heard of #documentation or code comments! 📝😂
https://gitmcp.io/ #GitMCP #SpaghettiCode #DeveloperHumor #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

Spaghetti code! The insidious thing that often happens even to the best of us. No wander that it happened to me. When programming you want to break your code into functions that could be called from many other places. Doing everything as one large function is a problem, because sometimes you...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/the_spaghetti_code_of_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

🐍 So, you want to make Python scripts "self-contained" with uv? 😏 Spoiler alert: it's just a fancy way to bundle your spaghetti code without solving any real problems. 🎉 Enjoy your deep dive into the abyss of convoluted dev hacks! 📦💥
http://blog.dusktreader.dev/2025/03/29/self-contained-python-scripts-with-uv/ #PythonScripts #SelfContained #Uv #DevHacks #SpaghettiCode #ConvolutedSolutions #HackerNews #ngated

From: blenderdumbass . org

A few days ago I had told you that I'm stopping with making the police station in my game Dani's Race because it had a Spaghetti Code Problem. The main() function in the Main_Update.py file was 1683 lines of code long and contained way too many things in it. At the moment, the same function ...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/so_i_cleaned_up_some_spaghetti_from_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d

#Müll! Aber sicher nicht @norberteder's #52WochenFotoChallenge 😉

12/52 No goto!
Garbage? Sorry, this one is for the programmers 🤓 no further explanation required. Or perhaps yes? So see the alt-text, please 😁

:nikon: :darktable:

#python #programming #garbage #spaghettiCode #closeup #photography #darktable #paperg

From: blenderdumbass . org

Spaghetti code! The insidious thing that often happens even to the best of us. No wander that it happened to me. When programming you want to break your code into functions that could be called from many other places. Doing everything as one large function is a problem, because sometimes you...

Read or listen: https://blenderdumbass.org/articles/the_spaghetti_code_of_dani_s_race

#DanisRace #MoriasRace #GameDev #FreeSoftware #Gnu #Linux #OpenSource #GtaClone #Programming #Python #SpaghettiCode #UPBGE #blender3d