Behold, the tech equivalent of a moving company for code! 🚚📦 #Copybara heroically transfers your precious spaghetti from one repository to another while you sip your artisanal cold brew, pretending that #automation is the future of innovation. Meanwhile, #GitHub continues its quest to slap "AI" on everything—including your to-do list. 🤖☕
https://github.com/google/copybara #AI #SpaghettiCode #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

Физика vs коллекционирование марок: что на самом деле имел в виду Резерфорд и при чём здесь геология

Что имел в виду Эрнест Резерфорд, называя всю науку, кроме физики, «коллекционированием марок»? Разбираем иерархию научного знания — от фундаментальной физики до описательной геологии — и смотрим, как исторический конфликт теорий в науках о Земле иллюстрирует этот тезис. Взгляд физика на методологический диссонанс и путь к точности. Разобраться в иерархии

https://habr.com/ru/articles/982864/

#Наука #Геология #Физика #Научпоп #Классификация_наук #Методология #История_науки #Резерфорд #Мышление #SpaghettiCode

👨‍💻 Ah, yes, the classic "Everything As Code" 💩—because who wouldn't want to manage a company with a single monolith of spaghetti code? 💾 Apparently, all your corporate woes can be solved by cramming them into one glorious JSON file. 🥳 Good luck finding your sanity in that repo! 🙈
https://www.kasava.dev/blog/everything-as-code-monorepo #EverythingAsCode #SpaghettiCode #JSONFile #CorporateWoes #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

💼🎲 Ah yes, the age-old wisdom that uploading your spaghetti code to GitHub will magically transform you into a coding wizard just because everyone can now see your "brilliance." 🙄 Apparently, luck is now measured by the number of pull requests you receive on your half-baked projects. 🍀✨
https://github.com/readme/guides/publishing-your-work #spaghetticode #codingwizard #pullrequests #luckinprogramming #halfbakedprojects #HackerNews #ngated

"Behold, the pinnacle of tech wizardry: 'Gaussian Splatting 3 Ways'—because apparently, one way of overcomplicating simple concepts wasn't enough. 🤔 GitHub promises to turn your spaghetti code into linguini with #AI #magic, while you marvel at the 'NullandKaleNullSplats' that nobody asked for. 🍝✨"
https://github.com/NullandKale/NullSplats #GaussianSplatting #TechWizardry #SpaghettiCode #OvercomplicatedConcepts #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, nothing screams "productive weekend" like cramming a mini C compiler for #ESP32 into 700 lines, because who doesn't want to debug more code on a microcontroller no one can spell? 🙈 Meanwhile, #GitHub throws a festive parade of #buzzwords, ensuring you're too distracted by "Copilot" and "Spark" to notice your project's slow descent into spaghetti code. 🍝
https://github.com/valdanylchuk/xcc700 #productiveweekend #Ccompiler #codingstruggles #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

🎩 Imagine Rails developers needing yet another "tree of actions" to manage their already tangled workflows 🌳. "Stepped" promises to turn their spaghetti code into... tree spaghetti 🌲🍝! With GitHub's relentless AI bells and whistles, it's like tap-dancing on quicksand while juggling chainsaws 😜🔧.
https://github.com/envirobly/stepped #RailsDevelopment #SpaghettiCode #TreeOfActions #AIIntegration #WorkflowManagement #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 "Please Just Try HTMX" implores #developers like a 🐶 desperate for a treat, yet it's just another "sweary web manifesto" that will be ignored faster than a Chrome update. 🤷‍♂️ You'll chuckle, maybe nod, then return to untangling your spaghetti code while #HTMX collects dust. 🍝🔧
http://pleasejusttryhtmx.com/ #WebManifesto #CodingHumor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

How to pretend you're a game developer: memorize #Vulkan #buzzwords, slap together a "game engine" in 3 months, and brag about it online. 😂 But hey, at least there's code on GitHub, for those who love deciphering spaghetti! 🍝🔧
https://edw.is/learning-vulkan/ #gameDevTips #indieGame #spaghettiCode #GitHubProjects #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Apparently, all you have to do to write "better" code is slap a "Vibe Code Warning" on it, and presto! GitHub's AI will magically make your spaghetti code edible 🍝. I guess the real secret is just to drown your incompetence in #buzzwords and hope for the best 🤖.
https://github.com/jackdoe/pico2-swd-riscv #VibeCodeWarning #GitHubAI #SpaghettiCode #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the classic "AI to the rescue" trope where yet another dev discovers that a tool can polish their spaghetti code into slightly less messy spaghetti. 🙄🤖 Because who needs to learn proper commit practices when you can have a robot clean your digital litter box? 🐾
https://github.com/f/git-rewrite-commits #AItoTheRescue #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #CodingFails #DevTools #RobotCleaners #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert: AI code monkeys are overrunning the GitHub zoo! 🐒 Open-source overlords are drowning in a sea of robo-generated spaghetti code, and spoiler: it's not al dente. 😱 Apparently, the AI charmers forgot to invent a tool to untangle this mess—who would've thought? 🙄
https://samsaffron.com/archive/2025/10/27/your-vibe-coded-slop-pr-is-not-welcome #AIcodeMonkeys #OpenSource #SpaghettiCode #GitHubAutomation #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, setHTML(), the latest way to write spaghetti code with an MDN blessing! 🍝😆 Discover the wonders of web APIs while desperately trying to avoid actually understanding them 🔄🤯. A riveting read for those who love endless HTML lists and CSS babble! 📜💤
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Element/setHTML #setHTML #spaghettiCode #webAPIs #HTMLlists #CSSbabble #codingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🖼️ Behold, a diagram so dense it makes spaghetti code look like a minimalist art piece. Because who wouldn't want to spend their free time deciphering the Linux Network Stack in 2024? 🎨🍝 Apparently, it's a fun pastime for those with a PhD in Hieroglyphics. 🧑‍🏫💀
https://zenodo.org/records/14179366 #LinuxNetworkStack #SpaghettiCode #DiagramArt #PhDLife #TechHumor #CodeComplexity #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic "how to suck less at SQL" guide. 😴 Jordan's groundbreaking revelation: don't write spaghetti code that even your future self will curse you for! 🚫🍝 But hey, who knew that turning status codes into words could be problematic? 😱
https://datamethods.substack.com/p/sql-anti-patterns-you-should-avoid #SQL #Tips #SpaghettiCode #StatusCodes #DeveloperLife #CodeQuality #HackerNews #ngated

OMG, Simon's finally discovered the ancient art of "parallel coding" ⚡🤖! Apparently, the secret to productivity is drowning in a tsunami of AI-generated spaghetti code 🍝🤯. Who knew reviewing a dozen chaotic scripts at once was the holy grail of efficiency? 😂
https://simonwillison.net/2025/Oct/5/parallel-coding-agents/ #parallelcoding #AIproductivity #spaghettiCode #codinghumor #efficiencySecrets #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the perfect pairing: a Go compiler built in Rust. Because why wouldn't you want to wrap a simple language with the complexity of another? 🤔 Meanwhile, #GitHub continues its relentless mission to make us think #AI can fix our spaghetti code. 🍝🔧
https://github.com/raphamorim/goiaba #GoCompiler #RustComplexity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

🔧✨ Behold, the magical Toybox! 🎩✨ Now you can bumble through #Linux with a single #command line tool that does everything and nothing at all. Because who needs focus when you have a Swiss Army knife made of spaghetti code? 🍝🔧
https://github.com/landley/toybox #Toybox #SpaghettiCode #SwissArmyKnife #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! 🧐 Another #GitHub spectacle where #AI is supposedly turning your spaghetti code into gourmet linguine 🍝. Now we can all sleep easy, knowing our #vulnerabilities are AI's problem 💤—until they become ours again. 🚨
https://github.com/SudoMaker/rEFui/blob/main/HALL_OF_SHAME.md #SpaghettiCode #GourmetLinguine #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🐒 Let's all take a moment to chuckle at the age-old #myth that slapping #AI onto spaghetti code will make it gourmet. 🍝 Spoiler: It just automates your #chaos into faster chaos. 🚀
https://github.com/humanlayer/advanced-context-engineering-for-coding-agents/blob/main/ace-fca.md #SpaghettiCode #Automation #HackerNews #ngated