#WHO is #Having... #What...?

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There is #IceCream in #TheFuture..

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In #TheInterests of #InteractiveStoryTelling.... #Tonight's #IceCreamFlavour will be [#SelectAllThatApply]:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidWeekPollNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

I can #Sense a #Poll #ComingOn...

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#Do you #Like to: [#SelectAllThatApply]

#MyPosition is #BroadlyThis; I've:

• #NeverBeenMarried;
• I don’t want to #GetMarried; and so,
• I'm #StillNotMarried

Why #People #GetMarried is a #Mystery...

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Why do #PeopleGetMarried...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

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How do you take your #Coffee...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

Here's a #LittleTest...

#VoteNow:

• #Vote;
• #DontVote;
• #ReToot; or,
• #Not...!

#IT might #AffectTheOutcome... | #NoContextRequired #AllContextsMatter

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A #LittleTest: [#SelectAllThatApply]

By way of an #AsynchronousComplementaryPoll...

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#HowManyPolls are #TooManyPolls...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

What is #GoodNews, though, is that you can all #LookForward to #MyTenThousandthToot... #Again...!

That'll be #Nice for you, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

I've been #DoingSomeNumbers and, #Currently, #MyTenThousandthToot appeared... #Again... #TenToots ago..

I wonder who the #LuckyRecipient was...

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#IT's #SoExciticatin'... Yes...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

#So... #HereWeGo...!

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#WhatHappens when the #Shortbread is #Covered in #DarkChocolateOrangeStuff...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

And... And... #TheTime you #Save #NotArguing with #TimeWasters is #Time #BetterSpent... #Well...

#YouDecide...

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#Time not #Wasted on #ReplyGuys is #BetterSpent: [#SelectAllThatApply]

#OkieDokily... #ThatWasQuick...!

#OnToTheTheNextThing...

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What's next...? | [#SelectAllThatApply]

#LookLook... We have our #Reciprocating #SantaSurveillanceSystem...

I'm #NotSure if this is a #GoodThing or a #BadThing; but, #IT's a #Thing...

#HashtagAllTheThings

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#MyLittleBigBuddy wants #CrumbleForBreakfast...

#So...

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What's #IT to be...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

I can #Sense a #Poll #ComingOn...

You can #PickOnce (unless you particularly want to #Cheat and have #MultipleAccounts); and/or, #MoreThanOne...

#IT might #AffectTheOutcome

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Which #TriggerWord / #Phrase will #Result in you #Mentally #CheckingOut from a #Dialogue [#SelectAllThatApply]:

#So... #ERM...

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#ExactlyHowMany #BastardChildren does #BoJoBaggins have...? [#SelectAllThatApply]