@ApaulD @ABC

Is #auspol serious about pushing back against mis- and disinformation?

Well, that's rhetorical, but anyway...

No.

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes

#ClimateCrisis #NonLinear #TippingPoints #PositiveFeedbackLoops #FossilFools #RenewableEnergy #ChangeTheSystem #StateCapture #RightToProtest #Biodiversity #WeAreTotallyFscked #Misanthropy #Karma #NativeForests #StopLoggingNativeForests #FsckCapitalism

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Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division.

”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but not divide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I promise the Australian people I will be the one to divide the nation.”

”Anthony Albanese hasn’t done enough to divide this nation, that’s for sure.”

When asked when he would be releasing his education policy or in fact any policy, the Opposition leader said: ”In good time, I will release a suite of policies that have been approved by the party and Gina.”

”Of course, we will also ask for sign off from Lachlan and Rupert.”

”I bet Albo can’t say that.”

#satire #AusPol #hatred #bigotry #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #FsckOffDutton #WhyIsLabor #NoNukes #VoteGreens

@timrichards Many things annoy me, many many things... it'd be quicker prolly if i listed stuff wot doesn't annoy me 😜 . This bullshit lie is right up there:

treat housing like they treated climate change – that nothing is better than something

"Nothing" is only the outcome if #ShitLiteParty refuse all negotiations & compromise, which is what happened before & might be happening again now. The ucking gall of these bastards to blame Greens for their own arrogant obstinacy. Minority govt is roaring down the tracks at them!

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes

Feeling mildly surprised that Sky After Dark, Janet Albrechtsen, Jane Hume et al aren't screaming blame for this greenification upon Adam Bandt & Max CM. 😜

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes
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One half of the nation’s favourite Duopoly have today moved to calm down this whole ‘price gouging’ PR crisis.

With the Australian Competition And Consumer Commission threatening legal action against Woolworths and Coles for being price-gouging dogs, the Green Team have decided to make the ACCC an offer the can’t refuse.

A rare vintage Blue SPIRIT Mufasa Ooshie.

That’s right, literally one of the hardest Ooshie’s to get your hands on!

An Ooshie that could cause two suburban mum’s to throw hands at the counter over its possession.

The incredibly generous offer comes after months of negative headlines about the supermarkets behaviour in the middle of a cost of living crisis.

Both Coles and Woolworths have posted consecutive years of billion dollar profits, despite apparently being forced to up their prices to combat ‘logistical and supply costs.’

The ACCC also found the companies did things like sharply raise the prices of products for a short period of time before ‘price dropping them’ to way more than the original price.

That has lead to the ACCC launching legal action and threatening ‘heavy penalties’ – in seperate cases against the companies.

However, it’s believed Woolworths is now hoping to have the action dropped, with a very juicy special offer for the ACCC.

“You’d be mad not to take it,” said a spokesperson for Woolworths.

“We are operating exactly like a profit-driven company in a capitalist society should operate.”

“Everyone pretending like we need to have some moral and social compass should get their heads read.”

“The ACCC should accept our Ooshie offer and get back to chasing dodgy solar panel installers.”

The ACCC is yet to comment on the offer.

More to come.

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#satire #AusPol #gouging #duopoly #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #FsckOffDutton #WhyIsLabor #groceries

@ApaulD OMZ this is atrocious. What the hell is wrong with her & her party? What mongrels. 😡🖕

#ClimateCrisis #NonLinear #TippingPoints #PositiveFeedbackLoops #FossilFools #RenewableEnergy #ChangeTheSystem #StateCapture #RightToProtest #Biodiversity #WeAreTotallyFscked #Misanthropy #Karma #NativeForests #StopLoggingNativeForests #FsckCapitalism
#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes

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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government’s position on negative gearing this week after early estimates suggest the savings could be used to purchase an additional submarine from the Americans.

The abolition of negative gearing could save the taxpayer upwards of $50bn with the flick of a pen but so far, previous governments have been unmotivated to renege on Peter Costello’s fiscal fellatio for property investors.

They have been unmotivated because various news media outlets have suggested it will cause irreparable damage to the supply of housing and kill the motivation for property investment, which will put people out on the street, allegedly.

Instead of purchasing property with the goal of renting it out at either a loss or to generate income, people could purchase property to simply live in, which is a left-wing concept according to those same media outlets.

Nevertheless, Anthony Albanese could be shaping up to be the first leader in a generation to have a positive intergenerational impact upon the Australian people. Not because he’s keen to actually help people overcome the existential problem of stable, affordable housing.

“Another submarine could be useful,” the Prime Minister told The Advocate during our fortnightly strategy meeting.

“I mean, we’re only buying them for two reasons, really. To deter and destroy. We’ve sent so much ore over to China and India, instead of building buildings, they’ve built warships. Now, we need something to sink those warships, which is why we got these submarines. They’re the Cadillac of subs, too. Not the Ford Fairline. Nor the extremely effeminate French ones that Malcolm wanted. They’re the real deal,”

“Not they’re telling me cutting negative gearing could save us enough money to buy an additional one? I’m listening.”

More to come.

#satire #AusPol #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WhyIsLabor #FsckOffDutton #ShitLiteParty #ShitParty

@RaymondPierreL3 @andrewrock Noted. Disagree.

Standing for principle is always honourable & right. Rejecting shitness is decent & proper.

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes

@andrewrock Your first two sentences are accurate, the rest... steaming donkey doos.

#AusPol #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WhyIsLabor #FsckOffDutton #ShitLiteParty #ShitParty

@alancrawfordsaid @Bot4Sale I simply disagree. Demographics suggests otherwise. Despite my massive contempt for the bulk of Strayans (given, eg, the racist defeat of the #Referendum, the fact that the #ShitParty is not polling in low single digits, etc), the demographic shift seems to imply that in one or two elections' time, a #ShitLiteParty minority govt with #TheGreens & #ProgIndies is possible.

#AusPol #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WhyIsLabor #FsckOffDutton

@Throsby Oh stop with your selfish moaning, after all, the #FossilFools are delighted, & the homeless & unemployed continue getting screwed sideways with a pineapple, so we can be happy about all that, can't we? 🤷‍♀️😭

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor

I feel this almost every day. Today i feel it even more intensely. It's all just shit, within & without.

#Depression #SelfLoathing #SocialPhobia #FailedTransition #PostOp #Transwoman #Transphobia #Unworthy #Nihilism #ExistentialFutility #SuicideIdeation #spoons

#ClimateCrisis #NonLinear #TippingPoints #PositiveFeedbackLoops #FossilFools #RenewableEnergy #ChangeTheSystem #StateCapture #RightToProtest #Biodiversity #WeAreTotallyFscked #Misanthropy #Karma

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor

#AusPol #TheVoice #iVotedYes #FsckenStrayaVotedNo #Racism #VotedNoGetKarmaComebackYouRedneckRacists #Misanthropy

#Atheism #fsckALLreligion #FsckChristoFacists #FsckSkyfairyDelusionists #FsckRWNJs #FsckThePatriarchy 🖕 #Feminism
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@HardBeingGreen I was a big fan of hers when she was still in academia, & was so thrilled when she joined #TheGreens. Heard her with PK this morning; she runs rings around all the knuckledraggers in the #ShitParty, & IMO the #ShitLiteParty will ignore or disrespect her at their peril.

Afterwards, also enjoyed the interview with @sallymcmanus who IMO is just so bloody excellent.

How even a single creature with a pulse could ever wanna vote for this toxic turd is utterly beyond my comprehension. 🤯

Love your hashtags btw 😆

Oooh, just now on #ABC 7pm News; poisonous potato just said, of Elbow:

Political charlatan who is prepared to do or say anything

😮🤣

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor

A large swathe of the Strayan electorate is pig-ignorant, selfish, mean-spirited, venal, racist, xenophobic & myopic. That would seem to be what's afoot here too:

michaelwest.com.au/polls-show-…

It's so utterly demoralising. 🙄😱😡‍🤦‍♀️

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #Teals

@sister_ratched @amonkeyinsilk 👍

Indies and Greens the only ones we can trust

👍

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor

@fixatedpersonsunit

Straya - one of the first countries on the rock to mandate ISP data retention [which outrage then triggered my continuous #VPN usage evermore]. 😡

Straya - we're fscken fascist wrt:

• IT
• #RightToProtest
• #Refugees & #AsylumSeekers
• #FoI
• #Whistleblowers

Straya - we're fscken #racist wrt:

• FNP
• #Refugees & #AsylumSeekers again

Straya - we're fscken useless wrt:

• #ClimateCrisis
• Tertiary Education support
• Secondary Education support
• Primary Education support
• Childcare / Early Education
• Housing & Renting
• Taxation equity
• Preventing #DV & #murder of #women
• #MentalHealth
• #Trans Support
• Old Age support

Straya - we're fscken world-class gold-medalists wrt:

• kowtowing to #FossilFools
• bending over for the big end of town

Straya - we're fscken delusional wrt:

• we're a great mob
• we're an egalitarian society

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya!

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://omny.fm/shows/please-explain-1/inside-politics-peter-dutton-s-perfect-political-s

I could only endure 5.5 excruciating minutes before i had to abandon it for fear of skull explosion.

Yet another #MSM performing "analysis" & "balance" predicated entirely thru the RWNJ frame of the Liebs & Nuts. Constant talking up of this as a Labor crisis, as Labor incompetence, as Labor endangering the community, as these ~150 "hardened criminals" just glibly released by Labor... yada yada.

Once again, not a single mention of nor even allusion to the fact that NOT all of them committed sexual &/or violent crimes, ALL of them who did were convicted & have served their allotted time, & that #recidivism is a feature of ALL extant penal codes nationally & globally.

There's simply no balance here at all. There's a complete absence of genuine analysis. There's no nuance. There's no perspective of the #Greens & #ProgIndies. It's just fscken #ShitParty propaganda.

Sure, this is the Costello Nine media, so what did i expect, i suppose. I think i've still clung onto them coz once, as Fairfax, i thought they often did a pretty good job. However it's not just them. The #ABC has proven completely hopeless on this subject as well. Guardian Oz does a better job, but even they have some of their [more junior?] reporters sometimes getting it wrong. It goes without saying that the overtly RWNJ media are totally off the leash.

The Saturday Paper, Independent Australia, The New Daily & similar, IMO afaict are still doing sterling service, but ofc sadly they're only bit players, seen by too few eyeballs.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty #ShitLiteParty #ComeOnTanya!